Pithy Statement

I enjoy writing about ponies. Mostly ponies having about sex.

Original Works. It was a good run.

A life growing in pony's belly is the most lovely thing in the world.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

*Insert dramatic/military/deep quote here*

Nope!

A groovy mystery, gang.

Confound these ponies, they drive me to read endless hours of fiction that makes me HHHHHNNNNNNGGG

https://www.patreon.com/sirleadhead

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I am No One

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Everyday writer for your needs.

*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.