"Take me away to a dream and I will live like it was real, wake me up to reality and I'll live it like it was a dream."

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.

If you're thinkin' you're too cool to boogie, Boy oh boy have I got news for you, Everybody here tonight must boogie Let me tell ya, you are no exception to the rule...

"A JRPG  just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God." 

So why does it always seem to be? Me looking at you, you looking at me. It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all

"I am the eye in the sky, looking at you I can read your mind! I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools, I can cheat you blind! And I don't need to see any more to know that I can read your mind."

If men find out we can shape-shift they are going to tell the church

"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

"A JRPG  just isn't a JRPG unless it ends with teenagers using the power of friendship to kill God" 

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It Isn't Easy Being A Jester...

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.

Hello!

If writer's block was a human, it would be me.

I am a brony from Massachusetts with Autism who enjoys MLP, Disney and writing!

I'll fly high like a comet. Soar like a comet. Crash like a comet. I'm just a comet...

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

My name is Mark and I am a gamer and a film guy and that's me in a nut shell

Doing a lot of thinking as of late. My pm box is always open if you wanna talk ^_^

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann

"What, you egg?" He stabs him.

Oh this sleepy little town, nearly ashes on the ground. I'll leave it all behind, even thoughts of you and I... So I tell you now; Goodbye

hello my dear my name is princess pancake pony im going to lick you're soul and eat you

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

Big Brother is Watching You

"Silence is an argument carried by other means"-Che Guevara

Time is a treasure. Use it wisely

Average guy getting back into writing.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

A Fallout and MLP junkie https://www.fimfiction.net/story/445019/fallout-equestria-lightning-strikes-twice

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Hey, guys, got a story you need reviewed? Well, feel free to send me a private message with the story you want reviewed and I will give you a review as soon as I can.

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.