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"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

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Warning: The story you're about to read is currently unedited and contains some m/m themes, cultural misunderstanding and an awkward situation. And it contains some very minor spoilers of the episode: "Rockhoof and a Hardplace."


During the events of "Rockhoof and a Hardplace," the ancient hero tries out for other jobs to find out where he fits into modern society after the failure as a professor from the School of Friendship. In his stay in Ponyville, he decides to try out as a farmhoof at Sweet Apple Acres. While there and through a cultural misunderstanding, he thinks that Big Macintosh purposes something life-changing.

All from offering an apple pie.

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Warning: the following story you are about to read contains disturbing material that may be unnerving to some readers.


It is (for some) the first Nightmare Night for the Student Six. They spend the evening in costume wondering the fairground of Ponyville enjoying the pony holiday. However, a magic show gets their attention in which the magician shows off a curiosity: a centuries-old automaton. Gallus is asked to come on stage in which, even after the show, the trick that he went along with, follows him back to the school.

A special thanks to LeylaQuartz for having this story finally be edited and inspiring to give an alternative ending.

And thank you to Zachmoviefan for his reading of this story.

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After a freak accident involving Princess Celestia, a magically powered sneeze with golden glitter, and a pony that guides air traffic, Air Marshal is now an Alicorn. Will he become a prince? Nope.


Proofread by Titanicgaming360 and tkepner.

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This story is a sequel to Inverno in F Minor


Warning: The following story is currently unedited and will contain classical music. The story is inspired by the anime show: ClassicaLoid. If you do not like those, you know where the exit button is. Also, since I'm trying to portray these composers as closely as to how they were, it only stands to reason that I put an M/M tag on (especially with three particular characters) Lully, Schubit, and Tchaicoltsky.

Cover art was created by Mix-up, aka amalgamzaku.


Taken place after the birth of Flurry Heart, Cadance and Shining tried to get their adopted son to interact with foals his age. But their son, Inverno, is easily bored with them so he decides to use magic to craft some friends that he wanted to have. So following the instructions of a mental resurrection spell from his biological father's (Sombra) he brings the minds of history's greatest composers back. However, they are immediately separated throughout Equestria. Inverno goes on a quest to recover these brilliant minds while discovering that they come back with something more than he could imagine.

Story dedicated to the voice actress and friend: MLPGal. To her, that has gone through much but still presses forward.


Music used in this fic:

- "I Have Become Lost in the World" by Gustav Mahler (Chapter 4)
- Nutcracker ~ Russian Dance Rock version! Arranged by Mark Klett (Chapter 7)
- Anderson & Roe | DER ERLKÖNIG | Steinway Piano Factory (Chapter 8)
- Prelude & Fugue No. 2 in C minor (WTC. BWV. 847) by Bach (Chapter 9)
- Mozart Turkish March - Remix by Andrej Stojanovski (Chapter 10)
- Symphony No. 6, 1st Movement by Beethoven (Chapter 10)
- Children's Corner, "Snow is Dancing" by Debussy (Chapter 10)
- Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2 by Chopin (Chapter 12)
- (Glichy) Marche pour la Ceremonie des Turcs by Lully (Chapter 12)
- 5th Symphony, 1st Movement (Funeral March) by Mahler (Chapter 13)
- Spring, 1st Movement by Vivaldi (Chapter 14)

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This story is a sequel to Discord Teaches Philosophy


Warning: The following is currently unedited and contains a significant amount of Philosophy.


After deciding on taking up the role of a Substitute and finding out that the main Philosophy teacher is boring his students, Discord decides to step in to take up the responsibility of teaching. And he will do it by teaching it in plain Equestrian, in a way that these young students would understand. As well as in his own unique way.


Lesson Plan (in no particular order):

Socrates: His Method and How We Ought to Live ✅

Plato: Allegory of the Cave ✅

Marcus Aurelius: How Stoicism Deals with Hardships ✅

Confucius: Who is Ruling Whom? ✅

Kintsugi: The Art of Imperfection ✅

Machiavelli: In Defense of the Prince ✅

Montaigne: Usefulness of Humility ✅

Rousseau: Of Savages and Civilization ✅

Kierkegaard: Subjectivity and Truth ✅

Nietzsche: Of Suffering and Happiness ✅

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In this one-shot idea, Fluttershy asks her friend Discord if he would be interested in taking up the job as a teacher at the new School of Friendship. Discord agrees to teach them something if he were given a chance to test-drive it by having a few students to see if he would take up the job. What follows is a lesson on the meditations of Reniegh Haycartes.


A special thank you to DuskHeart13, The Hat Man and SashimiPony for taking the time of proofreading this.

Note: this and its sequels were written before "Matter of Principles."

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Shining Armor and his wife prepare for one of the most important (albeit stressful) nights on the Empire's calendar. Both of them have planed out every detail to make sure that this annul peace summit goes to according to plan. Because that every single tiny microscopic little thing has to be thought out, it, of course, leaves them some degree of stress and worry.

Especially for the prince as after his wife asked him to go into their bedroom to fetch her dress, he finds somepony on that bed. Not only does that said pony is there in hopes of seducing him, but it is the last pony on the planet that he's expecting.


A major thank you to the funny and gracious TheVClaw who proofread this and to whom I dedicate this story to.

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Warning: The Following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains classical music along with light m/m themes. If you don't like/mind one or all of those, you know where the exit button is.


Taken place after "My Name is Harmonic" and before "Symphony of Life," Harmonic has found a rather unique way to relax. Although an adopted Prince, he is still a street musician at heart. So when he is in Saddle Arabia and after a long day, he decides to take his violin out to a quiet place for him to play. Of course, he won't be going out there alone, especially not without his newly assigned bodyguard from the Lunar Guard Division.


Music for this fic are as follows:

- Violin Concerto No. 5, 1st Movement for unaccompanied violin by Mozart
- Swan Lake Danse Russe for solo Violin by Tchaikovsky
- Air for solo violin by J. S. Bach
- Symphony No. 9, 2nd Movement (Largo) by Dvorak
- Ombra mai fu for violin and piano by Handel

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This story is a sequel to The Last Impressionist


Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains M/M shipping. If you don't like it, you know where the exit button is.

Cowritten by the wonderful Milo_Chalks.


After their wedding, the great head cultural critic, Fancy Pants and his now newly-wedded spouse, Acrylic Brush, decided to take the week off to enjoy their time together. It was a simple plan really, go somewhere in which that was away from the crowds, yet still have some things to do. Just enjoy the local culture and the time they have for one another.

However, due to some rather questionable activity in a nearby mine, such a thing all together seems rather unlikely.

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Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains m/m shipping.


Needless to say, that Rumble and Pipsqueak have gotten to know one another. Years of best friends turned lovers have endured all the unexpected disasters and personal problems, and yet their dedication has endured. These coltfriends consider themselves happy in spite of whatever life throws at them.

Rumble feels that it might be time that he and Pip should take their relationship to the next level. And he wants to do it in a way that his coltfriend would never forget.


Music used in this fic: Etude Op. 10 No.3 in E Major for Music Box by Chopin.

A special birthday gift - dedicated to the wonderful Milo_Chalks.

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