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Hello. I'm BillyColt. In real life, I'm a dweeby music student from California. Here, I write Pony fanfiction.http://billycolt.tumblr.com/

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

A fellow traveler...

okay now kiss!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Butts Butts BUTTS!