I never wanted this, I never wanted any of this, but I got it anyway. Allow me to explain: I'm currently trapped in the land of humanoid Equestria and, somehow, Devil Fruits from the One Piece anime series seem to incarnating themselves into this world. And apparently, I'm the only one with knowledge on them, so I'm constantly harassed and hunted by the Royal Sisters and their Element Bearers!
I had a nice life, I had no reason to go Equestria, and especially not like this!
Ahem, sorry, lost my composure there for a moment.
Anyway, the only way for me to find enough peace to figure out a way home is to find all of the Devil Fruits and defeat and/or capture the Devil Fruit users who were brave or stupid enough to devour one. It's a conundrum, isn't it? Oh well, at least I'll have enough time to figure out what to do with this Devil Fruit that was mysteriously given to me.