Mostly harmless.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Pat is love, Pat is life

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You may also know me as "Youtube, All I want to do is watch a video, Stop making me update" or "Buck Testa"

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

A shared account where two pony writers write stories about ponies.

Deadhorse.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

You can't see the forest...

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Take nothing seriously