You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

loves tiaras.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

A fellow traveler...

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5