I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

To CheesePie with love

Scoot! Scootaloo!!!

Whu~! O-O

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

Starting a thing: https://subscribestar.adult/obscureproductions

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

i have cancer

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

Life is short and so are my stories. Enjoy!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

The straw that broke the camel's back.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Reloading the Story Canon.

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Gamer Luna is the best pony

Ponies was nice. Thanks.

Kiss me, my account is 10!