Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

irresistible

Some people just want to watch the world burn. I am not one of them.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I shall vow to follow everyone.

"All I have to offer is blood, sweat, and tears."

I'm not good at writing, and use that to my advantage.

i have cancer

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How do I fly as demonstration man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

You won't find me here.

It takes me longer to boot up Paint than it does Windows.

Has a strange liking to writing solely about their OC.