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“Okay, how about you come with me,” Soarin said hastily, not sure if he was motivated by a strange desire to save the castle’s glassware or by the chance to spend some more time with the borderline insane yet beautiful mare next to him.
“Where?” She asked, looking up from the glass she had sentenced to ‘Smashy-time.’


Rainbow Dash learns why it's good fun to get drunk at your best friend's brother's wedding. Good company doesn't hurt either.

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Aww! How sweet and funny! :rainbowlaugh:

+1 for SoarinDash, +10 for funny ending.:eeyup:

I was going to guess that the "s" was standing for 42, but that sort of didn't fit :rainbowwild:
This was more than a bit hillarious, and a VERY interresting way to ship Rainbow Dash with Soarin :raritywink:
Apparently her friends don't agree :facehoof:

>dialogue punctuation errors in the synopsis

Proofread moar.

I have to say, I don’t I've ever heard the phrase, ‘Giddy up!’ used in quite that way before.

Well, if it lead to surfboards.....then I'm guessing they were (somehow) riding around on it!!!

...was expecting a Suddenly Pinkie Pie. Kudos for not doing that and instead doing "suddenly Surfboard" XD

:rainbowlaugh: must've been a fun night. Too bad she can't remember most of it :rainbowlaugh:

I WANT THAT SURFBOARD

Seeing as Soarin is a fanmade character, I love to see how everypony portrays him and you've got a pretty hilarious version, and a well rounded and set version too. He's got all the right crazy and stupidity and fun to be the perfect Coltfriend for Rainbow. Very good my lad. This was definitely a treat, many thanks for writing this.

MFW Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot"
Absolutely glorious. Got some laughs, and I must now acquire a surfboard, for some reason.
troll.me/images/jack-black/jack-black.jpg

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Oh great and powerful proofreader, please point said errors out in my synopsis so I can fix them and not make said error/s again?

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That face did wonders waking me up.

Right now Carl Sagan is trying to crawl out of his grave. Probably to murder me.

That was AMAZING!!! What a great read, and the ending was BOSS. Then your author’s notes made everything make sense and :scootangel: yeah. And once again Twilight misses out, no wonder she was changing the note around... :twilightangry2:.

Forgive me for unleashing this on the world, but you get 4/5 tongues. :rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild::rainbowwild:

Earplugs not working twilight is gonna doing research soon. Poor AJ she's gonna hear giddy up someday and have flashbacks. This was a good story, I liked the little philosophy bit there.

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You know, I was going to do something productive today... And then you just had to link to Tvtropes, didn't you...

Oh well, better make the most of it.

2054644 well you kind of asked for it with Soarin's little chat now didn't you?:trollestia:

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>“Okay, how about you come with me.” Soarin said hastily, not sure if he was motivated by a strange desire to save the castle’s glassware or by the chance to spend some more time with the borderline insane yet beautiful mare next to him.
“Okay, how about you come with me,” Soarin said hastily, not sure if he was motivated by a strange desire to save the castle’s glassware or by the chance to spend some more time with the borderline insane yet beautiful mare next to him.

>“Where?” She asked; looking up from the glass she had sentenced to ‘Smashy-time.’
“Where?” she asked, looking up from the glass she had sentenced to ‘Smashy-time.’

That second one also has an incorrect use of a semicolon, which are only used to separate items in a list that already contain commas or to separate two complete sentences, and with the verb tense you're using, the second phrase is not complete.

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Thank you.

No excuses for me other than I don't know how to use a semicolon very well.

Thumbs up for the title, definitely reading this one:rainbowlaugh:

What!? :flutterrage: It can't just end here!! :twilightsmile:

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What do you want from me? A sequel where Rainbow Dash and Soarin drink too much coffee and get really hyp-

Actually, hold that thought.

2056105 Yes, right now... :rainbowlaugh:

I enjoyed it though, great work!

Dirty Girl - Bruce Kulick and Doug Fieger

I think I may have drunkenly stolen a boogie board once in Mexico.

you dun gone and did it again! loved it!

I prefer not to not quibble over minor spelling and grammar issues, but in this case there's a missing word in the last sentence of the story that could potentially drastically change the punch line:

"Don’t ask about the surfboard, I’ve got no idea in hell where it came from or how we managed to it in there.’”"

Is that supposed to be "how we managed to GET it in there" or is it supposed to be "how we managed to DO it in there?"

That one missing word changes the nature of the joke.

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It's supposed to be 'Get'.

It's an double entendre. Soarin could be referring to some strange thing they did with the surfboard or more likely, he had no idea how they got it inside the room.
Really, how you interpret it is merely a matter of how tightly your head is screwed on.

The title reminds me of "Dr. Strangelove: OR How I learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb!"

I love it!

“Don’t whine, you knew what you were in for after drinking that much… Oh and by the way, I wear noise reducing earplugs when I sleep. They didn’t work.” She said flatly.
“Oops.” Rainbow Dash said into the pillow, not really meaning it.
“I barely got a wink last night.” A southern voice that could only be Applejack’s added. “I have to say, I don’t I’ve ever heard the phrase, ‘Giddy up!’ used in quite that way before.

Big Bang Theory reference, no?

I'll check this one out later, but from the comments, it sounds quite amusing...

"… Oh and by the way, I wear noise reducing earplugs when I sleep. They didn’t work.” She said flatly.
"Oops.” Rainbow Dash said into the pillow, not really meaning it.
“I barely got a wink last night.” A southern voice that could only be Applejack’s added. “I have to say, I don’t I’ve ever heard the phrase, ‘Giddy up!’ used in quite that way before.”

Oh my god... BIG BANG THEORY REFERENCE!

I loved this! I laughed like crazy when I saw what he said at the end:rainbowlaugh: also is this a clopfic? Oh well awesome story!:yay:

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also is this a clopfic?

No.

Goodness no.

I don't write that sort of stuff.

... the hell is a surfboard in there XD

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no........but you want to...... just you cant.......because horses having sex....

gnarly story, dude. shya :yay:

Twilight gave her friend a quizzical look but scanned the note quickly before flipping it over. “Oh… missed something.’ P.S. Don’t ask about the surfboard, I’ve got no idea in hell where it came from or how we managed to it in there.’”

Twilight would later call this "The Surfboard Incident."

This is great.

2068784 At least it's not an incident involving a pineapple, then we would never find out.

Brilliance... Pure brilliance.

Whoa... :pinkiegasp:
Hoof stomp, Eye twitch and an itchy ear. That means you really like one of the Wonderbolts.

...

...It's Fleetfoot, isn't it? :pinkiesmile:

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I meant you like writing about them, silly. :pinkiesmile:

What did you think I meant? :pinkiegasp:

Or was I wrong about Fleetfoot?
Oh, I know! It's Rapidfire! :pinkiehappy:

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Hello, I'm silly.

I have no idea.

Uh, well... considering I've written stuff with Surprise, Lightning Streak, Misty Fly, Wave Chill and not Rapidfire or Fleetfoot I really can't comment there. Rapidfire has a cool name I guess?

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Uh... Almost like that... And Surprise is :pinkiesmile:'s twin pegasi sister

Cosmos! Hooray! Pale Blue Dot! Carl Sagan! Isn't that copyrighted?!

Wonder what?” Dash asked.
“Doesn’t it make you wonder if there’s anything else out there? Or is it just us…” He trailed off.

Halo 3 trailer reference!

Ha! I died when i read the author's note!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Write another chapter please:rainbowdetermined2:

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