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fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.


This story is a sequel to Learning ABCs - Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic

Ever since Discord did NOT tell Twilight just who planted the seeds that nearly threw entire Equestria in disarray, Twilight has been giving this secretive relationship-y thingy some serious thought. But it is hard to hold Discord down from doing what he wants and getting what he wishes. It is going to be hard to juggle his chaotic persona with the harmonic balance of the kingdom she was chosen to rule.

It is also probably going to be quite funny.

Chapters (10)
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So that other sequel thingie is officially forgotten?

They say a sequel ruins the original.
That's bs for you. I'm reading this later, and by the standards of the original, I bet this one's gonna be sweet! :pinkiehappy:

Yes, it was horrible and forced. :twilightangry2: This, on the other hand, is actually being written on inspiration.

3672640 Haha, thanks :twilightblush: Hopefulyl you enjoy it as much as you enjoyed the first part. This one, I think, will have quite more story to tell.

plus, who knew what would Princess Celestia and Luna say?

Two of the most magical adept beings in the world, and Tia doesn't know they're in a relationship? Yeah, right.

Your first lesson will start in two days time. We'll be having a special guest over, so be ready.

Yeah, wonder who that will be!

3672679 I hope the adorableness is at least 2x more than the prequel.


What does that have to do with magic? Why in the Hell would they know? :twilightoops: Stop being weird. :derpytongue2:

Also, it is someone who isn't even in the show. More like an OC, but not really. So yeah. :twilightoops: Again, stop being weird. :derpytongue2: :derpytongue2:

I'm genuinely surprised that the first pony to think of on the subject of relationships, hormones, love and other things she didn't have a clue about wasn't Cadence.
:unsuresweetie:Guess that's Sparkle logic.

YES!!!:pinkiehappy::heart::pinkiehappy::heart::pinkiehappy: By the way, Merry Christmas!:pinkiesmile:

I need more story updates!!!

3677837 Seeing as she wants it to remain a secret, it is only natural, I think.

By the way, to everyone in the comments, Merry Christmas, and thank you! :twilightsmile:

YESYESYESYESYES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss: I shall not sleep until this entire story is done and read 855983 times in a row by me :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

I have no doubts that you will fail to disappoint me in properly fulfilling the many duties appointed to you.

If that's some reverse encouragement, I don't know what is.

That's exactly what i wanted for chrismas this years^^


Oh yes. I love me some Twicord :pinkiehappy:


Yay! Hopefully, this will be my kind of story!

After the Power Ponies episode/chapter (if you do follow season 4), Twilight needs to ask Spike who the owner of the Enchanted Comics store is, and it has to be a pseudonym for Discord, no doubt about it.

IKR? At first I read that without the double negative and thought Celestia was like "I know you'll fail at least a couple times, but whatevs.", and I was like dafuq?


I actually got confused by my own writing there, but I loved it so much because it can serve as an extra stress to Twilight. I mean, it doesn't really sound encouraging, does it? :pinkiehappy:

I do follow season four, but I didn't delve much into the nature of the comics - they seem innocent enough. :derpytongue2:

3687812 Weird, right? I had to reread to get the double meaning to it.
Also, love the username. I met Celestia here before too. :pinkiehappy:

please don't make twilight too princessy.(I think that's a word)

3698961 God, no. :twilightoops: I like Twilight just as dorky as she is, thank you.

Nice chapter. Just finished reading the first story to this. This chapter seemed pretty good. Get the next one out now, please.

she was annoyed by it and a slightly little bit disturbed
producing big apologetic but teasing grin
They were outstretched and moving in weird motion

1. Slightly and Little mean the same thing so you should only use one or the other. Such as; A slight bit disturbed/A little bit disturbed.
2. Producing a big apologetic but teasing grin.
3. They were outstretched and moving in a weird motion.

That double negative. I'm usually stuck for quite a bit with double negatives:rainbowlaugh: Fail to disappoint indeed.

Also, improved english indeed. TheRD not helping this time around?:derpytongue2:

Well, this was a nice chapter. And, I was not thinking that when I read "night visit". I thought of it after I read the author's note.

When it comes to Discord, my first thought of "night visit" is turning beds into sandwiches.

Chaos! O god I love that word. I shall delect myself of every word.

"night visit" when said by Discord usually means mischief.....I don't think I ever read a Fic were he actually means to get busy....that's just out of character to me...

I kinda see why Twilight seems awkward in this relationship, considering the way she sprung into it in the original.

I like this. But the past tense of "spin" is spun not span. And you use "the spirit" far too often for my taste. Don't be afraid to use the wonderful pronoun "he".

I eagerly await more!

He's going to put her hoof in cold water? Cover a hoof in shaving foam and give her an itchy face?

Oh... that kind of night visit! Yeah, she could probably do with that too.

YES!! Is finally here!! the chapter two :pinkiegasp:
I REALLY was waiting for you to write this GREAT chapter and I LOVE IT :heart:
I hope you could update soon I'm dying to read the chapter 3 :raritystarry:

I'm hoping this is going where I think this is going. And no, I don't mean clop. I mean a hilarious misunderstanding when Celestia catches Twilight and Discord.

around the middle of the chapter you started putting two commas at the beginning of sentences instead of quotation marks

Oh, it's totally gonna be a relationship where they both like eachother but neither of them have the guts to say it.

A romantic teasing between a spirit of chaos and an ocd alicorn, that pretty much could be taken as a Princess of Order. :rainbowderp:
Equestria is so crewed, those poor, poor souls, all caught in the crossfire. :rainbowlaugh:

The flew on in silence
β€žUhm, Discord? Can I ask you something a bit weird?β€œ
β€žWhatever you want."
β€žHave you ever been in love?β€œ
β€žWhere in the world did you go?β€œ
β€žNowhere, my dear. I just lost control in the air current, for a moment. These damn wings, I don’t use them that often.β€œ
The kept flying towards Canterlot
I think you know as well as I that such answer won't do

1. They.
2 until 9. These aren't quotation marks.:pinkiecrazy:
10. They.
11. I think you know as well as I that such an answer won't do.

I lost it when Discord said that Twilight needed some lovin':rainbowlaugh: God I love this fic to the death:yay:

Being in Love is like cheese? :derpyderp2:

Probably explains why the changeling's legs are the way they are. :trollestia:


I hate it when Word does that to me. I'll get to fixing it, thanks for the feedback!


You're entirely right! Only after reading it again have I noticed I used it a bit too excessively! Thank you for the heads up and the correction. *goes to fix it*

I was thinking Discord singing love songs, with an entire orchestra in the background of course, while throwing rock candy at Twilight's window.


I absolutely love the idea.

I'll simply have to use that one sometime. :pinkiehappy:

The best part is that Twilight would yell to be heard over the orchestra, only for Discord to tell her that she is the only one who can hear it, because it's for her alone. Making Sparkle-butt look like a crazy pony yelling into the night, and being punnily fluffy seems right up Discord's bowling alley.

Nah, I have to try really hard.

In an unrelated note, since it's an in-law, Discord should at some point say "It's three quiet."
and look expectantly at Twilight to ask/correct him about the saying, but Twilight responds with "I don't know, I'd say it's four quiet, that's twice as quiet as too quiet."


Oh God, I love you! You simply MUST leave me more of these ideas, if you get any!

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