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Cosmonaut


Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Comments ( 103 )

yhahaha this shit looks like something out of a 80's porn movie

OH U R ZO WET

bahahaha

Dat ending :rainbowlaugh:

#4 · Jan 4th, 2012 · · ·

Oh lawdy that ending. Ol' Smith still got it!

Also, massage sex is best sex.

Oh, that was great and-
...
well then, i guess i didn't need my sanity.

It was good, but I'm probably going to have nightmares about that ending.:pinkiesick:

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You're telling me...:applejackconfused:

Have to say that it was a nice little story; dialogue seems to be missing punctuation in places, but...
Wait...
Granny Smith?!
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DEAR GOD WHY

Ooh, yummy.

And kudos to Quake! :ajsmug:

... That was good and all, but the ending... :derpyderp2:

First 99% of this story awesomely written and fun to read. :ajsmug:

last 1%... Don't ever do that again, please? PLEASE?! :pinkiecrazy:

So uh... when can I get an appointment? Got this tension in my "back".:raritywink:

At least he doesn't have to worry about illegitimate foals.

"An here's yer new Grandpa, kids."

"EEEEWAT."

:yay: Best Spa Ever!

first im like :raritywink:

then im all :trixieshiftright:

then we get all Bow Chikka Bow Bow :moustache:

then we get to the end and its :twilightoops: :pinkiesick: :facehoof:
someone please pass me some brainbleach

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ugh...now i need the maximum strength brainbleach

:applecry: granny why're you walkin all funny

Might i say this was quite nice, even after the part about granny smith. It is official, pony ville is the best town in equestria. You get a happy ending from your (I think they're french) masseuse, what can be better then ending not just with a happy ending but from a french masseuse.

LOL Rainbow Dash and Lotus are marefriends

but seriously Granny Smith Come one I really needed my sanity

Expertly written, plot was solid, I'm glad the only reference to aloes crush on dash was her looking out the window and u didn't try to let us know how it all started. Very good clopfic right up there with ragingsemi's wOrk.

was i the only one completely not bothered by the Granny Smith sex reference?

Why did you leave the granny story out of this? Wanna add a second chapter showing Granny's side? Btw good story, thanks for the read

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you effectively killed the erection that was born from the first part of the story with that ending. :twilightangry2:

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It was just a throw-away last minute joke idea. Thing is I can't tell if people are genuinely miffed and are exaggerating or thought it was funny...

That ending was great, so far out of left field there was no way to even see it coming, it had me laughing really hard. Kudos, dude.

#29 · Jan 5th, 2012 · · ·

Lol excellent ending! I was kinda expecting it but you pulled it off so great!

I laughed my ass off at the ending. Most commenters here clearly haven't watched "you don't mess with the Zohan". As it nearly constantly deals with Adam Sandler banging senior citizens.

I admit, the ending creeped me out a bit. The laughter it caused was enough for me to ignore that.
Looks like the spa has another regular. :yay:

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LOL I just watched You dont mess with the zohan earlier tonight this clopfic is great good job 5 stars take them.

...dat flank :duck:

This was hilarious. But now Dash is going to go tell Rarity and Fluttershy about the "extra service" she received. Dude, make followups. I -have- to see how they react on their next spa date.

Also, I think the twins are... Indonesian or something, not French.

Accurate reactions, responses, alibi.:rainbowderp:
Wacky ending firmly in place for maximum laughs.:trollestia:
Expertly designed setting and situation.:ajsmug:
Solid plot (in more than one way:raritywink:)
Oral "Treatments":rainbowwild:
Magnificent and Cloptastic:pinkiehappy:
Easily tells a great story in one chapter:twilightsheepish:

Put it together and that makes my rating:
A-W-E-S-O-M-E!:rainbowkiss:
Good show!
If only more spas were like this...

BURN MY EYES, MAKE IT STO-HO-HOOOOOP
POURQUOI?! :raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair::pinkiesad2::fluttercry::unsuresweetie:

#39 · Jan 5th, 2012 · · ·

I actually thought it was pretty decent even though it had Granny Smith getting tapped. I also really thought Lotus's crush on Rainbow dash was kind of cute.:eeyup:

Funny. :pinkiehappy:

But: :rainbowhuh:

Just had to put that in!

:pinkiehappy:...:pinkiegasp:..:pinkiecrazy:...:pinkiesad2:...:pinkiesick:

This was a fun read. It was rather...good to say the least
but the ending really made me lol so hard :flutterrage:

go granny
go: granny

I'm getting so many laughs from reading the comments.
Anyways, hot stuff. Shipping one spa pony at a time is novel concept, that's for sure.

i found quakes response to be the funniest part of this.

I laughed pretty hard at the end, and the rest was great too. Awesome work

with age cums experience no?:ajsmug:

I'm probably repeating every other comment here but... last part? Wat.
Not my type of fic, but it was well written ^^ (thought right after the wing part was exceedingly cheesy, but I guess a lot is when you're not in teh mood, so to speak.)

...:pinkiesick: that last part was :rainbowlaugh: but :pinkiesick: at the same time

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