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Fiddlebottoms
"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."
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My muse in this fine literary endeavor was onourown, who provided the almost musical phrase "Twilight discovering shit."
Please extend your felicitations and flagellations in his direction as well as mine.
As the main reason the plot of this story was written in the first place, I do have to say I approve. Another Fiddlebottoms masterpiece. Hilarity at its finest.
'Twas provided by the onourown fellow in a fit of rage directed at me and my story Twilight Discovers Wikipedia in a PM. The poor fellow obviously didn't comprehend the potential consequences of his actions...
what
Hey screw you man. It's 2 in the goddamn morning here, people need to sleep and not be woken by a sudden burst of laughter.
No seriously this is rich.
The lengths we will fall for giggles. I must commend you on actually going all the way through with this.
Still, Imma not read.
THIS IS LITERATURE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY! A THUMB FOR YOU SIR!
THIS STORY IS POETRY FOR THE SOUL. The literal FECAL MOTHERLOAD.
You may have my thumb... or anus, depending on where you'd prefer to spend your money.
I'm thinking asshole myself.
EXCELLENT WORK.
This was something I read
what the fuck did I just read
Also the hilarity of my iTunes library playing "Let it all out" as I read this knows no bounds
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Do you want the honors of drawing my muse's attention to this work, or shall I do it?
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What this is, is the natural evolution of FIMFiction. I have just written every fic about Pony Verbs a Thing. We may all cancel our accounts and return to our regular lives.
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That's what you get for living Europe.
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A thumb for my bum! Most excellent.
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I can't be the only one who thinks that every time they see pony porn. I mean, the orifices/organs just aren't there.
Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... Cool story bro.......?
What is this I dont even
For this, I was mostly like:
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*but upvoted for sheer interest*
1483992 I believe it would definitely be funnier and more appropriate if you did it. It would be more of a... rude awakening for the poor fellow I think.
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No, you're absolutely right - ponies have no genitalia and apparently no rectum, so...
I think your next logical step in this endeavor would be to write a story discussing the intricacies of Equestrian sex and reproduction.
I can see the titles now! The series would begin with the scandalous "Twilight Discovers Fucking", quickly followed by the enviable and inevitable "Twilight Shits Twins Out Her Ear Holes and Eats Them".
Ah, the joys of reading.
1484104 I think if one lesson can be learned from this, it's don't say such things because someone is going to actually do it
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That IS why I said it! It wasn't an assumption - it's a foregone conclusion! Fiddle will have to - by opening up Luna's crap chute with Twilight's tongue, he's also unwittingly thrown off the top to Pandora's Box!
IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE NOT TO EXPLORE - again, like that Sparkle coffee enema, it's just DRIPPING WITH POTENTIAL.
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This one wasn't even my worst Bottom Fiddler.
Either Plot (Angel) Plug or The Amazing Plot of Dr. Whooves would be the worst (although they violate the established Luna's Butt canon by portraying common ponies as having anuses).
1484175 This is the culmination of human civilization. All the toil of our ancestors, all the cultural strife and historical turmoil, was only ever meant to lead up to this
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OldTimer stood there, staring idly at his computer screen. Nothing mattered anymore for the young man, for his quest for the Holy Grail had come to an end. Carved deeply in his mind, the magic words danced with his own thoughts, lulling him to the Garden of Eden.
Freedom. Absolute freedom.
He stripped of his clothes, dancing happily in the celestial meadows for the rest of his life.
Three days later, OldTimer woke up in the hospital. Machines of all sorts were attached to his body. Darting his eyes around him, he saw the familiar faces of his parents and a middle aged man in a lab coat, clearly a doctor.
"What happened?" the doctor asked.
"Dude, I've seen shit."
Aww yeah! another fiddlebottom story!
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Hm...
But what does that have to do with cellphones in Princess Luna's butt?
I suppose it could work as a direct sequel, but that would require establishing a 'verse continuity somewhat independent of the genre rules.
GAH! Who knew stories about ponies sticking things up their butts was so complicated!
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Hm. What indeed does this have to do with a cell phone shoved into the to exit hole of a royal horse goddess?
We should approach this in a logical, methodical manner so as to explore the varied complexities inherent to popping communication devices into deificated defecation driveways.
I understand the gravity of your findings and continued explorations.
I guess I just wanted to post, "Twilight Shits Twins Out Her Ear Holes and Eats Them" - I mean, who gets the chance under normal circumstances?
You really can't blame me.
Right. Apologies to everypony who had something made of glass shatter in their hands or near them. The sonic boom let of by my facepalm is to blame. Funny story though.
This was...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Yeah it was that.
WUT. Awesomeish story, though.
I am not a fan of ponyism.
That was a glorious work of literary art, well done sir. It shall be remembered forever as one of the greatest works of philosophical fiction ever written. EVER.
I am commenting just to say that I was immensely entertained by this pile of horse words.
that was hot