Cozy Glow's Horrible Holiday.

A cultist, a psycho, and a centaur all celebrate Hearth's Warming in Hell. There'll be singing, screaming, and some questionable horse words to celebrate the most horrible time of the year.

Written for TheDriderPony for Jinglemas 2021.

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TheDriderPony

TheDriderPony #1 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 3 · ·

What a lovely bit of silliness! That got a few good laughs out of me.
Thanks for writing it, and happy holidays!

Uz Naimat

Uz Naimat #2 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 2 · ·

Starlight, you evil, evil mare. You wonderful evil mare. Thank you, dear author, for this villain-spiced holiday treat.

Happy Hearth’s Warming, Hotel_Chicken!

KingSombraTheTyrantRuler

KingSombraTheTyrantRuler #3 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 1 · ·

Anypony would choose to be reformed if they were allowed to choose between that and listening to a record player that never ends.

LH45

LH45 #4 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 8 · ·

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....you do know this is what they did in Abu Ghraib and still do at Guantanamo Bay, right?

Shrinky Frod

Shrinky Frod #5 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 4 · ·

"It was around the three hour mark that Cozy began wishing Equestria had brough back the death penalty, just once, to grant her mercy. "

Ciphers

Ciphers #6 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 4 · ·

“‘Won’t use magic to mind control her.’ Trust me, I won’t. I’m just going to sit with her for a while, that’s it! I promise, I absolutely will not use any magic to brainwash her, hypnotize her, or change her. I’ll probably just use a spell or two for her Hearth's Warming present and that’s it! I promise, under no circumstances, will I place a single spell on her or Tirek. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye,” Starlight swore, mimicking the motions of Pinkie’s promise as she sat down. “Trust me, Twilight. I know what I’m doing. Have a little faith, alright?”

Twilight doesn't talk anything about music torture,right?
now this is a punishment worse than stoned

fanreader999999

fanreader999999 #7 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 4 · ·

Mm. I’ve worked Christmas retail and catering before so I’ve developed a mental blank spot to Christmas songs. Once I hear it I just tune it out and forget the words and what being played.

Wild Stallion

Wild Stallion #8 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 3 · ·

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I mean, Starlight only considers the feelings of others, if it's to her advantage.

Plus she did more or less the same thing to her villagers.

The characterization fits rather well, unfortunately.

Raistlin

Raistlin #9 · Dec 26th, 2021 · 3 · ·

“Caaaaaaaalentamiento de hogares! Calentamiento de hogares! Calentamiento de hogares! That’s Spanish for a Hearth’s Warming! Now you know.~”

La Real Academia de la Lengua Española desearía tener unas palabras contigo, Starlight Glimmer.
(RAE would want a few words with you, Starlight Glimmer).

Hotel_Chicken

Hotel_Chicken #10 · Dec 27th, 2021 · · ·

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I see that someone caught it.

Comment posted by Bojack H deleted Dec 28th, 2021

Bojack H

Bojack H #12 · Dec 28th, 2021 · 1 · ·

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ya, we're never gonna sort out GW Shrub's mess even though nominally even the flimsiest excuse for holding people in gitmo which was the wars in iraq and afghanistan are now definitively over

Acadians6545

Acadians6545 #13 · Jan 26th, 2022 · 1 · ·

It wasn’t anything like the Father Bad Touch said it would be. Then again Starlight’s dad always told her not to trust him, so maybe he was just a liar.

...that name is Both hilarious and depressing at the same time.

daOtterGuy

daOtterGuy #14 · Jan 28th, 2022 · 1 · ·

Howdy, hi!

This was silly fun. Such a goofy setup and payoff. Loved it. Also, really feel for Cozy, listening to Christmas music on repeat forever would be truly torture. The only thing missing was a certain Mariah Carey single. Great fun.

Thanks for the read~~

Wild Stallion