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Freglz


Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

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The birth of an alicorn is a truly blessed occasion.

Or so some ponies believe.


Part of the Jinglemas 2021 collaboration.
Written for Pen and Paper, who requested a story about Cadance and Shining Armor.
Edited by ROBCakeran53.
Big thanks to Redruin for the cover art.

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My god that was perfect. Absolutely loved it!

ROBCakeran53
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Glad to hear you liked it! Now I get to share some editor's notes because I'm evil like that!

The massive twin doors to the main dining hall suddenly burst open.
Out from the corridor bounded Twilight.

SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME.

“You could be Chrysalis in disguise.”

Oh fuck, you're going there.

“Not that you’d be complaining, hun.”

Oh, fuck, you're really going there.

who is the only female to have ever borne a child of mine.”

OH FUCK YOU WENT THERE AND THEN TOOK THE MOTHER FUCKING GOLD.

my widdle Fwuwwy Harf?”

Shining proceeded to have a stroke from the elderich words spoken from is wife’s lips.

No joke, that last one had me laughing so hard I nearly pissed myself.

This was a fun story, Fregz, glad I could help, and I'm super stoked Pen and Paper enjoyed it too.

I can’t help but imagine flurry heart saying genocide In the halo announcers voice.

“Genocide!”

Oh no

I've been saying Flurry Heart will Destroy us All for years.

Merry Christmas Freglz! :heart:

This was perfect. Pure comedy gold. Or should I say pure comedy crystal?

In any case, this goes into my Favorite Comedies shelf. Happy Hearth’s Warming, Freglz.

Ri2
Ri2 #10 · Dec 25th, 2021 · · ·

So, when Star Swirl shows up for real, what's his interpretation on the matter?

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What does it mean?

And then it turns out the "wasteland" future was actually the future where Starlight didn't intervene in the past...

Thank you for feeding my head canon.

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That image is... oddly terrifying to me.

“That creature was tunnelling out of my uterus! Have you ever tried giving birth to something with a stars-damned spear attached to its head?!”

Yikes. :rainbowlaugh: +1

“Have you ever heard of Starswirl the Bearded?”

Neverrr, Twilight. Tell us aaall about him! :rainbowlaugh: +1

“Oh,” Cadance said. “That’s nice.”

+1
So, overall, I really wish I could like this story... quick addition... thrice. Maybe another +1 for overall cohesion and characterization. And another +1 for... well... because I want to. So 5 likes. That's possible, right? I'm just gonna click that upvote five times. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.

This was great. Really, really funny. Thank you a lot.

And thank you for writing!

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