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Ficta_Scriptor


If I ever rip my readers' hearts to shreds and leave their emotional state in tatters, I do it out of love.

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Twilight has a secret. For the past few weeks she's been working on a romantic novel of the mature variety. As her magnum opus, Twilight plans for it to change the world of erotic fiction forever! Or at least it might do, if Twilight had the writing skills to back it up.

Rated T for Teen.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 30 )

This NEEDS to be featured. If it is, I called it!

Oh come on! I wanna see Celestia's reaction to Twilight's... Story. I think I lost brain cells reading it too. And not just because it was shameless smut.

What is it with Twilight trying, and failing, to write a romance story anyway? This isn't the first story that has her do so.

I actually feel really, really bad for Twilight now. Poor thing.

"There was also a bed in there."
I chortled quite heartily at that.

This was very well done.👏👍

It felt warm and toasty, like a freshly baked loaf of wholegrain had materialized inside her.

I think this was where I died.
And then it just kept going.

:duck: Really Twilight
:moustache: You impressed Princess Celestia
:twilightoops: but but but...
:unsuresweetie: Try your notes on interspecies relationships
:facehoof: Why didn't I think of it?
:trollestia: Because this was funnier?

Of all the things Twilight has done, what happened at the end might be the thing she'd really never live down!

This was a fun one to read!

*snort
*chuckle
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg now ineedtoPEEE
Bahahaha:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
Never change, Twi. Don't ever change.
:rainbowlaugh:

Haven't read it yet, but is it similar to Naked Singularity?

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Well, it's a classic comedy fic by Cold in Gardez, with very similar premise to this one (at least based on the description).

TNaked Singularity
Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.
Cold in Gardez · 11k words  ·  3,127  56 · 75k views

Pearl Prism could hardly believe it. She was having sex! For real! And it was really quite good. “Hip, hip, hooray!” she cried jubilantly. “Don’t stop, Star Gazer!”

“Oh, Pearl Prism,” Star Gazer said, kissing her cheek once more.

The two went through all the known sex positions: doggy style, and normal. Pearl Prism preferred normal so she could see Star Gazer’s handsome face while they were doing it. He looked so strong and confident, like an army general charging into battle. She gripped the bedsheets and cheered. “Super-duper!”

Such a filthy mouth! Twilight, you dog!

I just about died, this was hilarious.

Twilight, you are such a dork! But that's why we love you.

Featured tale in September for The Goodfic Bin

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Featured tale in September for The Goodfic Bin

Well thank you! I hadn't heard of this group before, but I appreciate the recognition! :rainbowkiss:

I never thought that I would ever like any cringe-comedy story, but I was wrong.

“Why am I so good at this!?” Twilight exclaimed, laughing maniacally as her quill strokes tore across the page.

Twilight, no! The Dunning-Kruger effeeeeeeeeeee-

Oh, oh man... Wow, that got a good few laughs out of me! Well done, well done indeed.

But damn do I feel bad for poor Twilight. That right there is a guaranteed way to absolutely murder crush someone's creative spirit for good. Rarity, you are being a bad pony and a bad friend! Shame on you! :rainbowlaugh:

Super fun read. Thank you for sharing!

The pair’s instincts had taken over now, and Star Gazer began kissing Pearl Prism’s hooves with untold fervor as Pearl Prism let out a satisfied whimper. Everything they’d ever said, everything they’d ever done, had been leading up to this moment. Star Gazer stood over Pearl Prism, admiring her with his usual, charming grin, his eyes sparkling. Pearl Prism relaxed herself completely, giving a subtle nod. It was time. She had accepted it. It was going to happen any second now. She closed her eyes, waiting for the inevitable. Everything had led to this. Pearl Prism was about to become a grown mare. She waited with anticipation, wanting him to be one with her. It was almost upon her, the deed that she wanted now, more than ever, millions of years of evolution embedding desires deep within her soul, across thousands of generations. He was closer to her now, and Pearl Prism bit her lip. She knew what was to come, that Star Gazer was about to take her virginity. She took some deep breaths, readying herself for what she’d waited so long for. She’d deluded herself over the years into thinking that she had no desire for love, that she could wander through this world alone, that she didn’t need the tender touch of a stallion who was ready to be there with her. She was past those days, ready now to start anew. She stretched her legs apart. It was time. There was no stopping it now. She didn’t want to stop it now. It was everything she never knew she needed. The fulfillment she’d desire for so long, now mere seconds away from happening. It was almost too much, but Pearl Prism cast those doubts away, for now was the time. She and Star Gazer were about to become one body with two minds. Her fears melted away. All that was left was excitement and an intense longing. Her life would be forever changed after this night, that much she knew.

https://youtu.be/wuzyX1YiUYk

And then… it happened. Pearl Prism and Star Gazer were having the sex.

Twilight tilted her head back and gasped once more. “I can do this!” she cried, slapping her cheeks. “Come on!”

Pearl Prism let out a moan. It felt like

Twilight paused, biting nervously on the top end of the quill.

It felt like

Twilight furrowed her brow.

It felt like

“What do I…?”

It felt like

She was stumped. “No, come on,” she muttered. “I’m sure I can think of something

https://youtu.be/9gYdKua2dQs

It felt like she’d eaten a big bowl of cornflakes after being hungry all day.

“No!” Twilight said, scribbling the sentence out. “Something else.”

It felt warm and toasty, like a freshly baked loaf of wholegrain had materialized inside her.

“Not good enough,” Twilight said. “I need something more, something sexy!”

It felt like a pillar of stone had formed in her lower body.

It felt like a balloon then something good happens.

It felt like a great oak had sprouted

It felt like the tentacle of a giant squid was

https://youtu.be/04Jkoa8nXT0

Pearl Prism stayed completely relaxed as she was battered around like a fleshy ragdoll – REALLY VIOLENTLY – which was just the way she liked it, while Star Gazer laid back with his hooves behind his head as if he were sunbathing. Pearl Prism was now but a helpless plaything under his total manipulation, which made things much easier for the both of them, and quickly became their go-to method. “Gosh, golly!” she exclaimed.

https://youtu.be/qc4Bo2MEEyE

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"W-what!? :twilightoops: Um, of course I've had s-s-s-s-sex... :twilightblush: I know what it's like to have a stallion's, erm... :twilightblush: th-th-th-th-thing up in my, *gulp* uh... Is it just me, or is it really warm in here!?" Twilight leaps through the glass window.

"I know what it's like, darling!" :raritywink:

"WE KNOW!" :ajbemused:

*dead from laughing*. Oh, sweetie the first time is so hard. * Hands Twilight a banana*. Practice.

basking the room in a cozy glow pleasant radiance

Good one.

“I have to say, that meal was splendid,” Pearl Prism said, dabbing her mouth with a silken handkerchief. She levitated her glass of red wine and took a generous sip, eying her companion with a sultry expression. “How about dessert?”

"Dessert" has been so overused as an innuendo, it's lost all surprise and excitment.

Jigsaw piece. I'll give her that, it is original.

Tia had a good morning, for sure. I expect Twi being pranked in return

Well, at least her story was better than most of the porn written by obvious virgins on this site. Funnier as well for the most part.

I'm sure Rarity could set up some real world experience to help improve Twilight as writing.

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