Twilight has a secret. For the past few weeks she's been working on a romantic novel of the mature variety. As her magnum opus, Twilight plans for it to change the world of erotic fiction forever! Or at least it might do, if Twilight had the writing skills to back it up.
Rated T for Teen.
This NEEDS to be featured. If it is, I called it!
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Oh, I hope so.
Oh come on! I wanna see Celestia's reaction to Twilight's... Story. I think I lost brain cells reading it too. And not just because it was shameless smut.
What is it with Twilight trying, and failing, to write a romance story anyway? This isn't the first story that has her do so.
I actually feel really, really bad for Twilight now. Poor thing.
"There was also a bed in there."
I chortled quite heartily at that.
This was very well done.👏👍
I think this was where I died.
And then it just kept going.
Of all the things Twilight has done, what happened at the end might be the thing she'd really never live down!
This was a fun one to read!
Haven't read it yet, but is it similar to Naked Singularity?
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No idea what that is.
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Well, it's a classic comedy fic by Cold in Gardez, with very similar premise to this one (at least based on the description).
- MLP: FiM
- Comedy
- Random
Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.Such a filthy mouth! Twilight, you dog!
I just about died, this was hilarious.
Twilight, you are such a dork! But that's why we love you.
Featured tale in September for The Goodfic Bin
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Well thank you! I hadn't heard of this group before, but I appreciate the recognition!
I never thought that I would ever like any cringe-comedy story, but I was wrong.
Twilight, no! The Dunning-Kruger effeeeeeeeeeee-
Oh, oh man... Wow, that got a good few laughs out of me! Well done, well done indeed.
But damn do I feel bad for poor Twilight. That right there is a guaranteed way to
absolutely murdercrush someone's creative spirit for good. Rarity, you are being a bad pony and a bad friend! Shame on you!Super fun read. Thank you for sharing!
https://youtu.be/wuzyX1YiUYk
https://youtu.be/9gYdKua2dQs
https://youtu.be/04Jkoa8nXT0
https://youtu.be/qc4Bo2MEEyE
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Um, of course I've had s-s-s-s-sex...
I know what it's like to have a stallion's, erm...
th-th-th-th-thing up in my, *gulp* uh... Is it just me, or is it really warm in here!?" Twilight leaps through the glass window.
"W-what!?
"I know what it's like, darling!"
"WE KNOW!"
*dead from laughing*. Oh, sweetie the first time is so hard. * Hands Twilight a banana*. Practice.
basking the room in a cozy glow pleasant radiance
Good one.
"Dessert" has been so overused as an innuendo, it's lost all surprise and excitment.
Jigsaw piece. I'll give her that, it is original.
Tia had a good morning, for sure. I expect Twi being pranked in return
Well, at least her story was better than most of the porn written by obvious virgins on this site. Funnier as well for the most part.
I'm sure Rarity could set up some real world experience to help improve Twilight as writing.
That cover art though
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