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No One and Nobody


Just a brother and sister writing some fun stories.

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This story is a sequel to To Cure Insanity Please Insert Ponies


Superman has a lot of powers, and almost as many enemies, all of whom wish he were dead.
Then one morning he takes possession of a mysterious box from The Batman.
Brace yourself Metropolis, here comes The Magic of Friendship...


This story takes place in the animated series version of Superman.
I'll take any feedback so long as it's constructive and clean. My little sister might read these comments as well.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 34 )

I wonder how long Discord will make him have his employees dig through the landfill for that note when he changes his mind? ...Nah... It will probably just appear in front of him when he realizes his mistake?

I also wonder if it will be because Lex finds he lives for the challenge, or will he get caught in a natural disaster or something? Or invading aliens (Lex did specify 'world', which is the sort of.technicality Discord enjoys)... Maybe they get frustrated that "something" is keeping them from landing, and without the superb humans to.drive super-technology Earth can't effectively keep.them from orbital bombardment or slowly overheating the Sun?

Well, yes, kidnapping is a crime...

On one hand I wish I couldve picked up on these stories earler, but on the other, finding them now means I can read them in a bigger lump and get a better idea of whats going on and whats being allowed.

With this kind of rules, Pinkie is actually far more dangerous than Discord. She might only be able to work to the Rule Of Funny, but that allows her to send cupcakes to Cthulu. :derpyderp1:

And then theres the fact she is a fully paid up member of the IT crowd. :pinkiecrazy:

Favourite quote from previous story?

Go narrate elsewhere. The rest of this scene isnt G rated.:trixieshiftright:

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I know what you mean. I think overall it's just nice to find something when you find it as apposed to never finding it.
And don't worry I've got more plans for Pinkie...
On second thought, maybe you should worry, my Pinkie plans may be TOO EXTREME!:pinkiehappy:

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As an example of Rule Of Funny, Hubris. Pinkie couldve stopped Tirek in his tracks in a fraction of a second.

Background shift so that Tirek is standing on the moon, then apply old age filter so that Tirek is now back to being old decrepit and powerless, then scene shift back to Ponyville. Leaving poewrless Tirek on the moon. According to the comix, he can enjoy having a world to himself there.:pinkiecrazy:

Rarity pulled the old whine and deign. :duck:

Lobo and Shy? Discord really wants to see some 40K Rumble.

Fluttershy hasnt even got ANGRY yet. :yay:

"Kidnapped: four times, magic stolen: twice, and personality corrupted: three times. Even more if you count the comics," said Pinkie popping up out of Superman's cape's pony-pocket.

Why would Superman have a pony pocket in his cape? Where else would he keep his Pokepone collection? :pinkiehappy:

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I forget which story, but there is a comic that showed Superman does indeed have a pocket in his cape, he keeps cash in it. Cause Superman insists on paying for things, and he can't always change into Clark (someone will see, or recognize Clark and question how he got there) so he has emergency "Superman Money". He could easily stash other things in it.

'cannon' should PROBABLY be 'canon'.

Thats B.Ass Canon.:pinkiecrazy:

TEACUP.:trollestia:

Two ever fighting advanced alien armies verses Fluttershy.

Dont make her angry.

You wont like her when shes angry.:flutterrage:

Doomsday and his epic daddy issues.

Poor Hamilton.

Professor Hooo. :derpyderp2:

Mixlplix shouldve tried hiding out in Wales? then again, he tries to throw Superman a curveball, Superman returns with a Screwball.:pinkiegasp:

Couldve been worse. It couldve been Pinkie. :pinkiecrazy:

But Pinkie is always saved for the Joker in the pack? :trixieshiftright:

This is going to be intresting for Shy? Chaos Lord verses Lord Of Chaos, Die rules? :yay:

Maybe Screwball could mention other sights in the universe like Ringed planets, rainbows etc?:trixieshiftright:

At least this worlds Lightning Dust seems to be more reasonable, then again, Equestria didnt send her Yaks to get tripple ice distilled Yokda drunk?:trollestia:

The turbo encabulator has never been used with such effectiveness. Bravo. You write an excellent Discord.

"We can talk about this tomorrow Lucy. Right now? ... ahh-hhh." He gave a tired wave of his hand and that was how Kirk Clint came to work under Lucy Laraine at the Denton Enquirer.

That was a setup worthy of a Pratchett Adams collaboration.:yay:

As for Lex?

Discord is so throwing the dice where they can be seen, and I suspect Lex is a bit too distracted as of this mment to realise that being in a fantasy realm inside an unreality region outside of a superhero universe, means That Discord can be absolutely truthful in saying the game will last for 15 minutes.

But the OnO game isnt outside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.:trixieshiftright:

i just knew O&O would make its way into this
but with Lobo, Lex and 'Shy, tho?
what a motley crew, can't wait to see what future shenanigans they get up to

the Dwarf rolled three critical 20s and FLEW?


YES.:pinkiecrazy:

By the way.

Dont ask about how Pinkie.


The math exists. :pinkiecrazy:

shes just.

Somepony Elses Problem.:trixieshiftright:

Intresting set up Lex has there to handle a cheap end system thats been stuffed with far more data than it can actually handle, and without the basic mathematical functions to be able to process it.

Even Pinkies Probodobodyne Probe had better Excession handling capabilities.:pinkiehappy:

I really hope someday I can finally get round to reading Fallout:Equestria and maybe any of the core associated stories. I only know Puppy from tiny mentions here and there through other stories, and one or two pictures of her. Pretty much the same with Fallouts. Never played any of the games due to price and computer requirements.

Super Smooth Animation taught me how AI can be creative in the 90s, and the updated Narrator.Device and Translator.library told me how the robot can speak with Dialects at similar time, but I never did manage to understand how to use neuralnet.library. Coming up with a description and maths is one thing. Writing it down in a way thats understandable to current coding practises is something totally different. Given that how to code changes constantly.:pinkiecrazy:

Still, Is that a slap against the Sundiver series and the alien data store thats trying to survive the infinite end of the universe? And it doesnt know how to handle Goedels Incompleteness Theorem?:trixieshiftright:

Hey, Brainiac. Mage, Level 1, Int 18, Strength 18, Charisma 3, Wis 6, Dex 6, and I can never remember the other stats. Luck low. Generally hits people with Magic Missile to get their attention, and then clobbers them with a 6 foot long iron shod oak quarterstaff. Scene that out and see what data about equivalent results have occured. Meanwhile, Ill be in your cache nybblin on yer bits.:derpytongue2:

"For wealth and power!" Yelled the man, raising one hand in some kind of battle cry before falling flat on his face.

Lex placed both hands over his face in a sort-of double facepalm as he remembered that particular set of rolls and winced at the cursed battle cry.

Pity Lex didnt happen to have a certain picture of Picard on the wall behind him at that moment. And that moment only? :pinkiehappy:

Oh come on comic guys. Loosing feeling because youre metal? Its like you dont even want to know how something with less processing power than a graphing calculator was able to run tens of thousands of channels of real time launch telemetry and a spacecrafts life support system in the early 90s, the processor coming from the late 70s, because it makes a better story? No wonder alien tech gets so junk.

About the only thing they got left is the FTL and thats only cos the lab hasnt got their Alcubierre prototype finished and powered up yet for measurements. :pinkiesad2:

We doing bettre on the Magic side than FTL.

Oh look, locked in unescapable metal box with the CMC. It might be starting with a tea party, but Q does like playing with the holodeck? :trixieshiftright:

the way this ended implies more crossovers in future
i wonder which one will be next?

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Probably going to be the entire Justice League. Though I have no idea what JL villains would get visits from the Equestrians.

Not much I can say that other reviewers haven't already said better, but I DO like the work going into the exchanges, characterizations, action, humor, general wrap-up and sequel set-up (both this story AND the previous one).

And, I would have to say that, given the stuff seen in the last chapter, I would wager that the sequel is probably going to include the entire Justice League.

"Sure, every Saturday on the Metropolis Hub!" Cut in Pinkie Pie.

Such Memories, End Story, Most Sadness. :pinkiesad2:

Impossible! Y-you... YOU! just went where nopony dared to go... Beyond. Beyond Meta. It's so meta it has become meta-meta! :pinkiegasp:

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In all honesty, I was very worried I might have taken things to far....

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I was thinking the same at first, but the sheer commitment to the metaness of the bit made it good lol

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Superman has a pocket in his cape because Pinkie wants him to.

Zero comments on the first chapter of the story? This's unacceptable and needs to be fixed immediately.

Great first chapter by the way. I'm glad that Clayface got some time to shine here, seeing as he was basically absent in the previous part.
Goodbye Gotham, next stop - Metropolis!

The fucking Conqueror's Haki clash was absolutely hilarious.

This is the most meta thing I have ever read and it's beautiful.

I love this series so much and if you decide to do a part of three I hope you use the flash's rogues.

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