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*<>* RUN ... THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
Fun and stupid and sexy power fantasy in almost all the perfect ways, I'm liking this.
Peeeersonally, I wanna see Anon cave to finally fucking a cute colt and find out that 'being male' is considered a magical disfiguration his cock can 'fix', but that's just my own dumb fetishes...
A fucking exorcism, exorcism through fucking
*Slow Clap*
He fucked the evil and bad endings in her future, are we sure this isn't Gurren Lagann, and Anon's dick is a drill that pierced through probability and rewrote Sneaky's alternate timelines?
Maybe if he fucks one of the princesses able to make him immortal could make them mortal Or maybe they won’t go into a coma after a minute and a half
-.-
*<>* MOLDING PONIES FUTURES ONE SNU SNU AT A TIME
This is absolutely fucking absurd (no pun intended), and I love it.
"What was you thinking about when you was humping that mare?" Were. WERE. "What WERE you thinking about when you WERE humping that mare?" You did this in a few other places in this chapter and the previous one, too. I was, he was, she was, it was; we were, you were, they were. Using 'was' incorrectly sounds like a hillbilly. "We wuz a-gonna go fishin'." Anyways, aside from that, an amusing read so far.
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Hey, thanks!
As you have probably guessed by now, I can't into English.
Like seriously, I'm sitting with an online dictionary here and trying really hard to not make you all cringe too much because of my grammar, especially when it's not Anon's lines. Will try to google what's the rule for these cases and fix all the instances in the text. Thanks again!
BTW, if anyone feels generous, feel free to ping me about other mistakes. I can't promise you that the following chapters are going to be flawless, but I can definitely promise you that I'll try harder.
And thanks for the support, everyone!
NID MOAR!!!!
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Try Grammarly. It's free and it catches a fuckton of mistakes I make.
Lol Makes sense to me...
That last line did it for me. I lolled.
A self-aware porn parody with original, interesting worldbuilding? Sign me the fuck up, this is gold.
This is great stuff.
I hope we get a new chapter soon
Very different,
I like it
The Monk
"I-I'm sorry, did you just say 'blowjob'?" Jesse had to think seriously hard about this.” -An Intricate Disguise
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Seeing alternate timelines requires magic, and guess who has zero magic and thus could never factor into a timeline reading?
the story was starting cool for me until the daunting in huge crotchboobs start and everything go ridiculous.
although this is a personal taste I still think that people who like this type will like it a lot
Damnit Anon, screw the Guard so they'll let you get away with this. A hole's a hole! Especially for get out of jail free cards!
Explain, can ya? Explain how you were helping a previously un-reformable villain become a decent, law abiding pony? There's no explaining THAT crime away!
This story is something else, alright :)
Anon, aka The Human Stallion, Stud Muffin, The Insatiable, Pleaser of Mares and Envy of Colts, Spear of Longinus, Soul Puncher, Pe-nacia and now Shaper of Souls
Ha, is that the fourth wall?
Unf
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*<>* these hands mold souls ...
Huh, I can't believe how good this story is, initially I wanted to avoid it, because of the [2nd Person] [Anon] porn, but I'm glad I gave it a read.
Noticed one typo:
-> "how the hell everything had gone so wrong so quickly."
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Thanks a lot!
It's actually worse than a typo: I wasn't entirely sure how this phrase is supposed to sound like, and forgot to double-check with google during the editing.
Learning English through writing pony smut. Where the hell did I make a wrong turn in my life?
Wow, not only is Twilight a bitch towards him, she just pulled a dick move that would not only make her grossly irresponsible but a horrible princess of friendship. I can only hope it comes back to bite her in the ass later...
I find this story entertaining. I desire more. Particularly with more Rarity.
Cheesy and Protagonisto better have an intimate moment where they're both fucking part of the pile, then they look deep into each other's eyes, and high five.
Or do a thumbs up at each other. If Cheesy can magic up a stallionhood, she can make a thumb.
Later...
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Anon and Dash sharing their appreciation of Applejack was magnificent.
Dammit! I cant fap if I am laughing my ass off.
You know I never thought that being put into a situation of drink or get your neck snapped would be so....... Interesting? (that's the best way for me to put it lol). Over all I'm hooked.
I know this is weird to request but I would really like cheesy soul to do the same thing applejack did to him in chapter 1. Except for her to be awake lol.
Holy shit, this story is developing something that resembles an interesting plot! I'm genuinely curious about what's going on here, and I don't just mean under the bathrobe. Nice work!
So, his soul's refusal to integrate with Equestria is what gives him superpowers comparable to Jesus if Jesus healed people with orgies?
Oh no, she can touch you
You can't run from her...
Wait... Cheerilee
How exactly is being dominated a power fantasy?
I figured this would be a typical trash tier power fantasy fic, I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.
Have a like you magnificent bastard
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That was an accident, I swear!
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Sorry, I just sort of tried to warn every group of people about potential things they may dislike in this pile of horsewords. I mean, you saw this shit, there is no clear pattern, and I don't know how to describe what's going on here in a few words. I'll think about how to improve the spoiler string, sorry if that was not your cup of tea.
And to everyone: thanks a lot for your comments! I'm too shy to reply to the story-related ones (and unlike Anon's soul, I don't get any perks out of it), but I'll try my best to not disappoint you. You all make me quite a bit happier than I would be otherwise. Thanks!
OH SHIT
>rape
So, does this mean he will lose his sex god powers?
Does anyone else get the feeling that Twilight is just jealous him having all the mares but can't admit it due to pride or something?
D'awwww.
Wow. This was actually a beautiful way to end things. I suppose you could say my heartstrings got tugged. As opposed to the mare of the same name, who just got turbo-boned.
Why was I constantly thinking the phrase from Chobits, "Are you the one for me and only me?"
Am I exposed to too much anime?
Aww, it's over? Dang. ah well. It was a fun ride.