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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

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For doing an entire chapter in old English, that was actually pretty good.

Comment posted by Thatguywiththeface deleted Jan 13th, 2019

What's an id-fic?

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The idea is a fic that exists primarily to satisfy one's desires, without censure from one's superego, and largely without compromising with what public opinion considers good writing. The "id" being the freudian concept of the part of the self that seeks to express primal desires.

stories left and right. :trixieshiftleft: which pone do you have captive to write you these things >.<

Unless you're drawing from a backlog of material, you need to turn the speed down from FTL friendo. Something'll catch fire at this rate.

That said, really enjoying a lot of what you're putting out.

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Don't worry, I'm much slower about updating my stories, this is just my previous works being poured out on an unsuspecting audience.

I felt like Mozzart reading Luna's POV out loud

...
Why do I want more?

Fuck it's over already?

Twilight is a female cuck this is now canon

This is too good.

One chapter in and its beautiful.

Everyone calls him a rapist because everyone wants to rape him.

Hmmm

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Makes perfect sense. :moustache:

I wanna sequel with preggo princesses :pinkiehappy:

The innuendo club should be fun once it gets started

Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo - Should've guessed he'd find his way here at some point

So yeah... I'm just checking in to tell you that a certain Elf princess is claiming copyright while an Orc is just tired of her shit =P
https://i.imgur.com/B5quKoo.jpg

Like seriously XD The moment i saw that cover art i was laughing my ass off since i've seen the stories spawned from the original one shot XD

The only thing I am complaining about is that I want more. This was so much fun to read!

Twilight and her husbando are so cute, lovely couple. Me and Twilight have a similar relationship irl, so lovely cute seeing that

I would be Pissed too, That was unacceptable and should have never happened. I have to admit though, I wouldn't even be HALF as calm as he is right now! I would be working on a Fertilizer Bomb big enough to wipe Ponyville and Half of the Edge of the Everfree off the map and then be on my way to the most isolated place on the planet.

.....What? Some things just can't be sorry-ed away, After being Shunned by the whole town, having my Mind and Dreams Invaded, being mind controlled and then Sexually assaulted by a sheep (sentient or not) is wrong, no wrong is to light! It's a betrayal of Trust to the most Extreme degree!

A weeb like me would get reminded by Sun-Butt of someone who acts like how Butt is acting right now. But let's not go there.

Interesting story BTW

You probably shouldn't encourage Twilight's autism, but you turned out fine.

fucking best sentence i read so far this year

I love the story already for the ultra pun title

Honest, the type to listen, someone a bit bigger maybe? Eeeyup

Okay. That is certainly strange icing on the fucked up cake that you are too stuffed to eat.

That's convenient. It seems like half of Ponyville would liked to be stuffed with Anon's strange icing.

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In the course of the story, Rarity is uninterested, Pinkie doesn't express any interest, Fluttershy prefers animals, Twilight has her own husbando, Rainbow Dash doesn't swing that way, and Cheerilee is uninterested as well. On the other side, there are four mares who are interested. So, 2/5 of named mares, 0/? background mares.

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Lol all the triggered twifags!

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The only appropriate reaction to stuff like this.

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I really don't understand why all the thumbs-downs.

Okay this story has my attention.

Sir, you truly have stumbled upon a gift of your own... despite the occasional butchering of English and the fair maiden's English.
But seriously, loved the story. Funny in the best ways and in the best spots, and quite erotic in the appropriate areas.

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He does pop up almost everywhere. Quite the vagabond he is.

You even told the details of the dream to very damn pony in Ponyville!"

every

there still lieth stewn about many items of clothing.

strewn

you try ignore how turned on you by the fact that she would happily bear

you are

We could have had out own tryst some other time."

our (maybe?)

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Thanks for the proofreading here and in the other chapters.

Very, very nice!:moustache:

Wow! I got a weird boner now.:twilightblush::ajsmug:

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As I said, probably triggered twifags and some people who take themselves too seriously to recognize satire.

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Eh, 40% is close enough if you assume the background pones are just too worried about being shit OC waifus

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> background pones are just too worried about being shit OC waifus
This kind of existential dread needs to be explored.

Wow! That was a really great chapter! Love it all! Praise the SUN!:moustache:

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Satire? I wasn't being, satirical? I genuinely think Twilight and her husbando are cute.

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