Cheesy and Protagonisto better have an intimate moment where they're both fucking part of the pile, then they look deep into each other's eyes, and high five.

Or do a thumbs up at each other. If Cheesy can magic up a stallionhood, she can make a thumb.

If she was a ninja, she would be one of those who shout out the names of their secret techniques before executing them.

Later...

"RAINBOW TACKLE," shouts a voice from the sky

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Anon and Dash sharing their appreciation of Applejack was magnificent.

Dammit! I cant fap if I am laughing my ass off.

I know this is weird to request but I would really like cheesy soul to do the same thing applejack did to him in chapter 1. Except for her to be awake lol.

This is literally fucking ridiculous, I'm dying here.
Oh and...

So, rule number one with handling your pegasus: squish that pegasus. They unanimously like it.

Dead...

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Seeing how someone gets my very obscure reference... it fills me with DETERMINATION.

Thanks!

apparently having Pinkie Pie nearby automatically makes any foalish action socially acceptable

That should be on a goddamn Pinkie Pie MTG card.

Contains: (...) incredibly dumb Anonymous (...)

... and then

Sternocleidomastoid muscle, if you remember correctly.

and also

Look, let's skip the very long and very boring part where you try harder in the most unsexy way possible, then fail, then you start crying, then I'm calming you down, ...

... dude, conflict of description and actual fucking content. This guy is far from dumb. If anything, I'd say his awareness and intelligence seem a little above average, to be honest.

"You think I'm going to torture you by telling you, while you are trying to pretend that you are strong enough to not care? I'm not trying to steal your mare or hurt you."

Fuck. I don't care who calls this guy 'dumb', they're going to enjoy a tasty knuckle sandwich right after. Seriously. I want to be as aware as this guy is, and I'm pretty fuckin' aware already.