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Chemtest


What just happened? That’s the question.

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This story is a sequel to D.N.A: Damn Not Again.


After a six month revolution, Canterlot fell to Chem’s forces. After defeating Celestia, Chem has taken a position as a new Prince. With the Kingdom of Peoples melting into Equestria, and a quick change of laws to make males equal, everything seems to be looking up.

Until Order rises.

Chapters (23)
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Comments ( 54 )

Hmm... the raging alcoholic meets the spirit of chaos... I see absolutely no way this could go wrong! :pinkiehappy:

wow, the one day I decide to reread the first DNA, and then this comes out.
pretty cool.

9342985
Guess you got lucky.

I would watch the frick out of that show.

Chem, Creator of Harmony, he is the least important in this tale though.

You just called yourself unimportant...

—(POV; ???)—

I close my eyes as I bow towards a wall, “My Lord, I am free once more. Tell me what to do, Lord.”

The terrible, but beautiful voice speaks back, “O̴͉̘̥̪̼̤r̵̼̘d͏͓ir̥͎͟u҉͎͎̗s͠ͅ,̳ͅ ̥go̴̪̦͇̙͖o͔͚̞͠d̤̖ͅ.̧͍̠̤̼̣ ͍͓͙̱̠̯I̻̟͈̟̮͘ ̻̫̫h̥̜̲͝av̟͈̦͓̳̟ẹ̮̱̟̺̰̯͝ ҉̰̰b̩̘͕r͎͕͓o̹̘̭̫̕ͅug̷̘h͈̩̗͉̼t̹̟̺͠ ̜́y̯͈͇͚͔̗o̶u̳̞̣͙̼̕ ̶̠̥̯͎̠b̥̭a̪͈̥͔̗̺͚c̴̻̭̫͖̼k̷̦̞͎̳ ̝̼̭̠̫̰̻f̧̦r̲͕̗̮̺̹̩o̴̙͎̙̼͈m͞ ̳i̳̝̲̘̲̘̝m͓̘͙͉͕̟̝p̙̝̟̱͡r̨̼̪͍̖̠i̹̺͇s̞̫̥̩̘͔͠o͏̝̥̫n̖͇̰͔̟m̜͉̲̫̫e̼̮͇͎̮n̸t̮̮ ̤̖̦̤f̠̝͉̭͢o̶͚͉̹r̙͞ ̴̳̜̠͙̘̹̭a̯̼̖̟̫̜ͅ ̶͈v̢̦̖͎̦̟ḙr̮̣̦y̡ ̻̼̩͙̘͎ẹ̭̰̗̺̕x͇̯̜̦͡p̟͉̮̩r̞͈̯͠è̘s̶͇̙̫s̡̟̜̘͕̮̜̝ ̞̪̞rͅe͖̰̖͘a͍̟̬̞̞̹so̫̫̦̲͟ͅn̳͞.͍̥͓ ̧̠͔T͠a̭k̳͔͕͙̼e͔̬͡ ͕̭͍̫͎͓͖o̘̘̦̥̘̥͝ͅu҉̺̬̖̦ͅt ̖̥͞t̻̖̤͍ͅh͙͎̠̪̟̜͞ͅe̪͞ ͈̗̯̤͈̭̳E͓̣̦͔͍͢l̝͎̪͈̭̳͙͞e̟̬̳̼̤͍͉m͙̞̘e̵n̛̲ͅt̯̳̲͔̤̳͡s̮̦̫̲̺ ̦̦̥̻̳͖͇o̻f̥ ͈̝͎̤͎ͅH͖̟̝͓̯a̯̬͙̯̱̮͘r̸̯̘m̥̼̖̖̥̻̜on̘͘y̢,̼ ͚̹͙a͈̘͕͕n̙͈̼d͕͓̮͍͜ ̰k̙͖̬i̮͓̪͚̝̝͖l͏̲̠̯ͅl͏ ̪̗́P̠̖̠r̴̫͙i҉̩ͅn͢c̰̹͈͔̖̱͟e͎͞ ̬̣͓͚̕C̪̲h͈̕e̠͚̰m͚.̞͢ ͍͍̭̯Ẃ̰i͉͓ṱ̬̮̪̰̣̭h͏̟͖̣̣̘̖͓ t̪͉͙͚͟h̖̯͉̲̬e͇̻͕͓̫̭m̭͙̯̼ͅ ҉͇̰̫̻̤̯̲o͓͕̳̩ͅu͇̭̖͔̹̖͕t̩͚̰ óͅf̖̤̩͟ ̗̰̘t̝͙̼̫̣̘̀h͙̠̯̫e ͚̗̘͇̮̲͚͟w̬̖̟a̸̱̬͇y,͔̝͝ ̶̜͓̦p͕͖̕l͖̱à̘̹̯͓͖̻n̸͖s͏̜͚ ̯̞w̫̟͢i̺̱̳l̮͘l̪͓̹͞ ̲̞͍͓͙g̷̠͕o̗̕ ̻̻̱̹s͡m͚͍o̰̳͕̱̰̳͚͡oţh͈̠͎̝̭̜̭̀l̦̦̯̺̩ͅy̧̫.̰”

I nod, “I shall do your bidding, Lord!”

Why am I not surprised that he's working for him :facehoof:

9345725
Have you read the previous stories?

“If she breathe, she’s a thot.”

BEGONE THOT!!!!!!

I lean back, “That is a long tale. It all started out with me in a run down building with five other people...

And they played a game of Russian Roulette
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I feel like you have to listen to Kendrick Lamar’s DNA to read this entire story just for fun.

9347281
I am unsure about what that means.

9345321
Who tho? I am confoosed.......

9347034
Wtf IS a thot anyway?

9351071
Have you read the previous stories?

I drink back a bit from my flask, “Zuì quán. Otherwise known as, Drunken Boxing.”

It is currently 10:34 10:35 as of writing this comment
Happy New Years anyway

9378341
Oh yeah, in a chapter with so much in it, focus on the New Years thing.

9379436
I'm honestly surprised you aren't expecting this from me yet

True, you have no idea.

The traditionalists are literally breaking the law just to get the worshippers to stop. Why hasn't anybody stopped them?!

9382409
Well, as True said in his preaching, they went to Twilight over this but had it shrugged off.

That fighting sequence was awesome!

I yawn, and look over to the congregation of church goes as they stare at the bodies of unconscious mares. I smile, “Piece of cake.”

Now I want cake...

Well this is really cool he has his own following. (FYI if I was in that universe I would be in the Chem faith cuz why the f not)

9385798
You failed being a memer. You should know the proper link to put.

9385840
Sorry but I already put that in your PM's a few months ago so I sorta was expecting it :P
Also, I decided to go for one of the classics like this

Luna's favorite color is Hooloovoo witch is a superintelligent shade of blue.

9389317
nice ref
but its not witch its which

9391298
ahhh yea I have a bad habit of doing that XD

Equal, out of love and balanced, as all should be.

Was that an infinity war reference?

Also, are the other elements going to receive these types of visions in their own respective stories? (your elements, not the canon ones)

9394986
No, but you said that powerful unicorns also get the visions, and I know one of them is a powerful unicorn :P

so you over took the government?

Rainukes
imma take it that was intentional

9398599
What else would you call a Rainboom that is a nuclear explosion?

9398665
I mean, if you want to call it a book I guess.

9398673
Eh, Book story I see no difference. Although I know there is one.

9398602
Is midevil intentional here

9402871
You don’t have to respond to a comment of mine in order for me to see it. And, yes.

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