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Chemtest


Writing’s pretty fun.

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(RGRE)

The year is 2019, and a man celebrates his twentyfirst birthday. Until hellfire rises from below, and heaven light comes from above.

Celestia sits on her throne, trying to restore the stallion population to it’s previous amount. To do his, she proclaims them as second class citizens.

One thousand years later, and one drunk stallion is thrown into a situation through a set of uncontrollable circumstances.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 48 )

Aw shit, here we go again.

I'm completely okay with a rewrite as long as you don't delete the old chapters

9699899
Well, sadly, I already deleted the Chase for this new one. Sorry.

9699990
Damn. It's just i wanted to be able to read the old chapters so that i could compare it to the new ones. Also for anyone who's not read the old version.

9700036
You make a good point, and I actually thought about this after reading your comment before. So I shall keep the old chapters in as well. The Chase, however, is sadly lost. But the others shall stay.

To be fair Satan is known for being a boss ass dude.
Metal album? Usually Satan on it.
Booze? Devils brew.
Food? Deviled eggs, and he's always got a nice juicy apple laying around.

9700036
Hey, I just posted a blog to all the old chapters (minus the Chase) so don’t worry about them all being gone!

Haha spike panned her good

welp it was fun reading this rewrite hope to see more soon. :pinkiehappy:

War is coming and it will be a FUN BLOODBATH!!!! *insert bloodthirsty and insane laughter* :pinkiecrazy:

Wait, what the hell? Didn't I already fucking read this shit?

God damn it, not again!

9819542
Rewrite, mate. Basically an entirely different story.

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Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LET THERE BE PONY BLOOD EVERWHERE!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

so he is teaching to fight without fighting smart.

why dos it sound like the alcoholics version of boot camp ………………………………….. I like it



I tock a D.N.A test one day and it sead I was 52% Irish and 37% Scandinavian

But Chem has already burst open the window with his elbow, and he prepares to jump out.

YEET

Now it is time for celly to fall and Chen to rise from the ashes of her to rebuild the world. :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiesmile:

Welp looks like celly is doom to fall to the brave rage of chem. :pinkiecrazy: :pinkiehappy:

welp that ends that hope to see more fun stuff later into then. :pinkiehappy:

oh.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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I’m trying to think of what this comment means, but I seem unable.

9825811
It's nothing, just me screwing around

9825815
Understandable, have a nice day.

Welp all hell is about to be bright to chem.

What the hell is going on and why is this pony such a badass? Because badassery, that's why!

Well that was quite the quick small story. Enjoyable though.

A really funny story 😂

Hail satan in a world were the worst they you could do is be a magic stealer

This all just a drunk with the power of alcohol and I love it

He rolled a nat 1

Then a nat 20 for luck

Really not enjoying this shift, here. So - what, he opposes others' instructions on general principles, but suddenly he's going to get bathed? :D


Yeah, considering the first few lines of the next chapter, this went from "Ah fuck off ya wankers" to "Oh thank you my lady and lord, how exquisite of you." in like 1/4th of a chapter. What the fuck?

What did I just read, and why did I enjoy it

Now all we need is an angry grey-haired Scotsman with attack eyebrows.

Drunk Irish is best pony.:moustache:

The chingghlings have Joined what joy.

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SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

“Ra-ra-Rasputin. Lover of the Russian Queen. There was a cat who really was gone.”

Fuckin love this. LMAO for 5 min

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I never took a dna test but i can assure you that i am some percent Scandinavian. and some percent Scottish and Irish cuz i can pronounce both accents perfectly. Also i like your profile pick

But he is stopped as he sees Celestia kneeling before him, “I surrender, and meet your conditions.”

Chem tilts an eyebrow, “Really?”

She nods, “Yes. Element of Bravery, Prince Chem Patton. Welcome to Equestria.”

How the Turn Tables

what if there's someone on the other continents of equiss just ready to nuke the planet. thats funny

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