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The Hat Man

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.


This story is a sequel to The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots!

Turing Test is a robot pony. She's also Equestria's Minister of Technology (it's a long story). She wants to bring ponies into the modern world, but it's an uphill battle against years of technophobia and prejudice among the Canterlot bureaucrats. But then she learns of the untold advanced technology in the world of humans and sets off on the ultimate field trip. Canterlot High just got a new exchange student...

Editors: Reese, GenerousGhibli, E3gner
Illustrations: Greenfinger

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 441 )

Love seeing Turing again in a new story, keep it up.

3rd view and a great way to start Easter! Nice job!

Eqg Turing Test is too adorable. Now I have cuteness induced diabetes. I hope you're happy with yourself.

clicked on it soon as I saw it XD

Turing Test certainly feels more organic now. she is now quite... excitable.

Turing Test has been the Minister of Technology for the last three months, and yet you still intimate-

is that a mistake? Did you use the word in a way I do not know of? TEACH ME, HATMAN-SAMA

Why is human Turings nose so pokey? In the other pictures it was quite rounded, why is it so sharp?

Now I have to reread the other one.

I've done nothing but smile this whole chapter. Welcome back to the world once more Turing. :pinkiehappy:

The best happy robot is back! And she’s even happier! And she has facial articulation! Smashing!

Yay! Turing Test is back and she had accomplished one of her dreams! She’ll taste apple pie again.

please tell me gadget shows up

Ah, it's great to be back to the world of eyelid loving robots.

I about died from cute. Glad to see you're writing another TT story.

Wait until Turing meets Internet.

Safe Search! Turn on Safe Search!

I still remember the original 'Human after all', exactly two years ago.

fantastic to see turing back.what a fabulous start!this is going to be one fine story and adventure,and with sunset and the girls the fun has been double! well done to you.

“Observe, I have a tongue! Blehlehlehlehleh!”She waggled her tongue in the mirror, trying it out.


wait, if she has a mouth, can she eat? can she digest?

can she poop?

Oh boy, sequel! And EQG! And marginally less toaster this time!



Error. Fireheart has encountered a fatal error designated as: Excitement Overdose. Fireheart is now dead.

(And the best thing is I'm a massive fan of EqG so even better)

this being released on april first... i'm liking it so far, but i'm skeptical with this specific release date. though i am curious about how her mode shift will work like this.

Human Turing Test reminds me this:

Is... Is this a sequel?

A fatal error has occurred in program "/home/clarence112/clarence112.consciousness"
at line 23895, column 234
in function axonCalc()
in function nuralNetwork()
in function loop()
in main chunk
tried to compare to a nil value

You did a great start there, sir!

Prepare yourself, Canterlot High! Here comes Turing Test :yay:

Asdjgkyijkulvnxmcveuajd NEW IRON HORSE!
Time to fall in love with Turing Test all over again!

Darn you, Hat Man! Stop giving me good reasons to check on this site periodically; I'm not even a brony anymore, but now I have to check this site every day for a new chapter now! Curse you!

But srsly, glad to see this series is back.

It'll be another two weeks. That's how I roll.

So cute, so excited, so following!

I would like but, I want to keep it at 69

I can respect that decision.

the number has been ruined, nvm

True, but one must learn to find joy in the ephemeral. :ajsleepy:

Just gonna say one thing Turing test is fucking cute

“Observe, I have a tongue! Blehlehlehlehleh!”

This whole scene was unreasonably adorable. You should put a warning tag on your stories! :pinkiegasp:

That does seem to be the consensus. :twilightsmile:

“What else could one make of me? Though, now that I think of it, I suppose my components could be utilized for a variety of other devices. I would make a lovely refrigerator.”

Because she's so cool! Keheheh. And oh my stars human Turing is adorable

Someone tell Knighty to program a "Cute" warning tag!


Ps: I really hope there will a Turing Toast reference eventually :derpytongue2:

Yay:pinkiehappy: Turing Toa- err I mean Turing Test is back! I've been waiting to see if you were going to make a sequel to the Iron Horse story. And not only is there a sequel, it's set in the EG universe. I hope this story is as successful as Iron Horse.


Just when you thought your Robot Pony Waifu could not get any cuter....this fanfic proves you wrong!! <3

There's one single large complaint: WHY IS THERE NOT MOAR?! T_T

Turing’s LED eyes

I thought Turing's eyes were enchanted gemstones?

Whew :ajsleepy: thank goodness for that

Her dad gave her new eyes in the last chapter as the closest thing she could get to eyelids as a way to let her be more expressive.

Cobbler smiled. “Then, in that case, there’s one last thing I have for you,” he said, going to the table at the center of the room. He retrieved the devices he was working on and brought them over to her. He held out two purple orbs in his hooves. “These are what we called ‘LED lenses’ back in TechQuestria. Now, I hear that you are in great need of some eyelids, and while I cannot give you those, I can offer you a substitute…”

Her pupils shrank. “Oh… oh, Father, do you mean that I could express my feelings more easily through these?!”

He smiled. “It is the least I could do, sweetheart.”

She hugged him, holding him tightly as she thanked him over and over again.


Welp here comes 2018's dose of Turingbetes

'Intimate' can also be used as a verb, meaning to imply or hint.

Then she glanced down and saw that she was wearing some sort of black shirt. She pulled it out and saw that it was emblazoned with the image of a… toaster?

Nice callback to Turing TOAST. Fucking hell that chapter was funny as hell.

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