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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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...okay.
Not going to lie, but this was a lot stupider than your usual shit. And that's saying a lot. What the fuck did I just read?
It's all about regularly polishing the knob, see.
8495559
What makes you think that?
I think I've made even stupider stuff before.
8495560
Yep. You gotta take it like a man.
what the fuck
8495581
Jerk on, jerk off.
8495582
What has you so confused?
True love right there.
8495605
Indeed. The pain would be worth it.
i laughed a lot harder then i should of and i don't regret it
8495559
If you haven't already, you should read As Long As You Both Shall Live and/or Forever Is A Long Time for context. They are almost certainly a source of inspiration for this
drivelmasterpiece.This was sort of amusing. I just wish it had been written better. It wasn’t sexyenough to be clop and iteas so crude it wasn’t that funny.
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Uh.....Alright then!
8495712
Yep, this was thrown together. That's my specialty.
8495719
Confused?
loco
oh shinig
So this is... something... something...
Fuck it, it's just something, and I don't know what!
Either way, I laughed my arse off, but that might be because I just downed four bottles of Bulmer's in less than five minutes.
*reads*
...
There's a reason Bendy gets his own folder in our group.
8495796
Did you dislike this, Lord of Futa on Males?
8495770
Glad you enjoyed it.
8495774
Glad you have a sense of humor. Even if under the influence.
8495798
Nope, it was just more random than was usual, even for you. Good for a giggle.
I wished there was more of those kind of stories.
If I did an audio reading of this (and trust me, I really wanna) I can only imagine the comment section having a ball with this
8495827
Sure, go ahead. Sounds like fun.
8495815
Me too. Far too many serious horse stories.
8495798
No worries, mate!
8495730
Nope, it's just that this story is a crazy funny. What Shining has to do in order to stay young and live forever and then Cadence liking it, and for it to end with Shining allowing Cadence to continue what they were doing.
The ending was bit rushed IMO. Also no massive intersperses orgy for peace? I wanted to see that.
I wasn't sure if I should be laughing or be concerned this whole fic
When I saw his I first thought some dark deal with Chrysalis. Then I saw it was Bendy and thought "oh god no, not the Futa jokes..."
I'm sending the men in white, dude. You're long overdue for a visit from them and some of their special 'happy juice'.
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This was pretty awful.
8496118
No! There can never be enough futa on male jokes.
Nor can a pony's butt be big enough!
8496195"pony butts never big enough"
The fuck? Where did I say any butts were too big? What are you smoking to think I'd ever speak such heresies?
I'm surprised his old body could handle that, good grief
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Well, she did knock him out... so he won't feel pain.