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Dr Atlas


"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

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This story is a sequel to The Changelings Start a Kickstarter For Their Show


Nope, not a strip club.
Just a place where ponies make love donations while changelings dance for them on poles.
...
Twilight is very skeptical about this.

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Comments ( 28 )

10/10

Would donate again.

OH. MY. GOD. Brilliant idea! Kudos to you, good sir/madam! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile:

:facehoof: That was great. Poor Twilight, she just can't fight that logic.

Hah, figures Rainbow would enjoy this.

I imagine at this point Chryssie is just sitting back, enjoying the love her subjects gather and greatly enjoying watching the many ways in which they flabbergast Twilight.

Hahhahhahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!

7685671 I know right? Instead of her subjects/children anoying her they can Anoy Twilight. It's the perfect plan. Plus they get so much love.

I for one approve of the idea of a changeling variety show. Something more in line with classic burlesque, with songs, off-color jokes, and "titillating" performances.

i call foul! this joint is sexually discriminating against stallions in their hiring practice!

That last beautiful golden line.

The hilarity just erupted there.

“Huh...weird, I...think I can do that. He did donate a lotta love.” She turned back to the stallion. “Uh, do you want a chair or something to make this easier?” The stallion nodded rapidly, his smile not going away. “O...kay then.” She walked back to the main room, a wooden chair in her magical grip.

I can't see this getting better than that! Also, since they're both naked, doesn't that mean their genitals will potentially be in contact? Lewd~

Sam just smiled at this and sat up straight. “‘Lap dance’ What will ponies think of next, a dance where they’re both on the floor?...no wait…”

...
“Isn’t that sex?”

...I stand corrected. :rainbowlaugh:

PS: Twilight is a royal stick in the mud.

This story ist good!
A whorty sucessor of the previous story.

Say, what will come next?
Will they make another season of their show, extend their Donation Center Business or will they have other cool ideas?
And what will Twilight say about it? (She is kind of adorable this way...)

Dearest Twilight Sparkle.

While I admire your valiant attempt at enforcing some form of moral principles, I must inquire precisely when and how you suddenly become the town's foremost authority on what constitutes a strip club. Such sureness in your position indicates an in-depth knowledge of the subject as to imply that you dedicated a reasonable amount of research to understanding it.

To Summate:

What have you been reading? You naughty filly.

Signed, your big sis,
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

PS: Relax and breathe.

You wouldn't expect creatures that feed off of love to be so naive.

7686100 Hahah, yeah. It also has another benefit: not having to constantly look for food, deal with her annoying children 24/7 and being provided with constant amusement means she really has no reason to attack Equestria and can just relax. It's a win-win situation.

7689824 That they feed on it doesn't mean that they understand it.

:raritywink::duck:dance:raritystarry:dance:duck::raritywink: dance dance dance

:twilightoops:What's this?
:raritywink: that's our biggest donation yet! :heart:
:moustache: their number one best client ?
:twilightangry2:OUT!

:duck::raritydespair::moustache::raritycry::raritywink:

Sam shrugged. “I dunno, but I have to say that the public really likes the show, even if they’re older.” She chuckled. “Brolings, like that’s a term…”

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(Hasn't read this yet)
I would think they'd gather LUST, rather than love, but hey, maybe Changelings prefer spicy food.

Sam laughed a little. “Hey, this is just something a small group of bugs thought of. What makes you think Chrysalis is apart of this?”

Yeah, Twilight. Chrysalis isn't smart enough to come up with something like this.

this reminds me of "shifting melodies": in that story, there were different colors of changelings from different hives, which had different favorite emotions they liked to feed on. Violet changelings like to feed on...Lust. a group of them ran a club in Las Pegasus with pole dancing and ...private rooms!

Brolings! Squee!

I love this story! You should make it into a one-shot series like the Octavia and Vinyl series from Doctor Spectrum

This was hilarious

Sam nodded, feeling a bit embarrassed to admit it. “There isn’t many of them, but they like it too, but this one mare keeps telling us to change into her friends, and we always have to remind her that’s not what we want...we end up doing it anyway, though.” Sam hid her face behind her hoof. “She has the weirdest color scheme for hair too…”

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Who, this pony?

Sam laughed again. “Psh, yeah, like that’ll happen. I suppose next you’ll tell me we’ll turn into colorful fruit loops after we get enough love here.”
Lmao

7896560
No rainbow dashi think

8388413
Ah, right. Okay then

“There isn’t many of them, but they like it too, but this one mare keeps telling us to change into her friends, and we always have to remind her that’s not what we want...we end up doing it anyway, though.” Sam hid her face behind her hoof. “She has the weirdest color scheme for hair too…”

Rainbow dash Perhaps :rainbowkiss:

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