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AmtrakBrony


I'm a guy who loves many things. Trains, planes, writing, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially ponies. I became a Brony on 9-1-2013, and my life's never been the same since then. I hope you enjoy my works.

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*flips a table* Get it together woona shit!

And it begins again, I shall read this with great interest. :pinkiehappy:

"The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____."

"Dat ass,"

Well played, there. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh and the Batman part had me laughing for several minutes.

I get the feeling that Discord will not win a card but throughly enjoy the game anyway.

YES!!!!

Also, what is the rule for who goes first?

7039054 Whoever has most recently defecated goes first, I never understood why people get weird about it

7039863 In my case, visually seeing the rule written out is - for some odd reason - worse than just hearing it. Whenever I play, I simply ask, "Who crapped last?" and that, for me, is alright.

7039054

Look at this, though it's not for the faint of heart...
CAH Rules.pdf

Card selection could have been better ... But who cares
CARDS AGAINST EQUESTRIA!!!!

About time Luna got a point, she played well with those two cards. :pinkiesmile:

Discord had probably the best combo during this round. I saw it and know only he could have pulled that out.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS STORY!! KEEP THEM COMING!! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

having discord there makes this infinitely better :rainbowlaugh:

This is a story about a group of ponies playing one of the most offensive card games ever... in good fun, what makes it better is how Discord can treat the cards themselves as chaos along with the quips from the human telling this story...

I would really have loved to be in the guy/girl's shoes and playing this game just to give me an excuse to do so.

7039054 The last one to poop goes first.

A lot of ties in this one, I expect it to be broken in the next round. :pinkiesmile:

Comment posted by BAND1T deleted Mar 20th, 2016

*reads through the choices for Discord's card... notices the last one* :pinkiegasp: :rainbowlaugh:

I think i found spelling mistake...

I instantly remembered the incident at my hose earlier,

shouldn't that be "house", not hose? otherwise, it was funny

7048795 Thanks for catching that. It sounds pretty weird, doesn't it?

Princess of love ?...
more like Princess of Kinks...
Damn Cadance

Damn. Now I want to play Cards Against Humanity.
And I've got no deck.
And none of my friends are available.
This is hilarious, but why must you tease me so?
It saddens me.

7049031 have you heard of Evil Apples? Very similar to CAH and its a free app

7049115 Hm.
You, sir, have intrigued me enough to get me to look this Evil Apples up on the App Store, and it certainly looks interesting.
Despite this, I doubt if I'll get it. I'm not a very social person, and I don't have many friends online whom I interact with.
Nevertheless, thank you for the recommendation!

Side note: The name Evil Apples sounds like the name of a scary campfire story the Apple Family might come up with. If they did that kind of thing. (You know, campfires.)

7049031 try https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.pretendyoure.xyz/&ved=0ahUKEwieg5O-79DLAhUKwiYKHYURA0cQFggcMAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sMWJey73aqA3S4BQ6xEYH5haQw&sig2=IRsqlw5MYMhRUIB-iobFLA (also called Pretend You're Xyzzy), a web-based clone of CAH. It literally has all of the cards, decks, and so on, and it allows people to host servers to play on. Basically, you'd just have to go there, give yourself a name, click on a server, and start playing.

7049285 I'd be interested, but the URL is apparently invalid, at least it said so when I clicked on it; looks like you might have formatted it wrong, maybe.
Nevertheless, thanks! If you don't reply, I can look it up myself.

7049298 here's the link itself:

http://www.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/


Yeah, it was something with the linking being wierd.

getting punched by Captain Falcon himself

WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THAT!?

I wonder what Discord would think of the Superfight Card game?

The draconequus nodded and began to read again. "Having the worst day EVER. #Getting yelled at by Gordon Ramsay."

And with that, I shat violently laughed my head off.:rainbowlaugh:

I love this story and I love some of the custom cards too! I hope you don't mind, I'm copying a list for my friend so he can review it and add some to his box. :raritywink:

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It is a some what new game. It is a fighting game where you choose a character and power from your hand and then add a random power card from your hand. You are facing off agents another player and they do the same. It takes an open mind, one character card is Ash; you can choose which Ash you are talking about. Ash could be Ask Ketchum, Ash from the Evil Dead series, or Ash from Mass Effect. Or you can get someone specific like Darh Vader. The powers are all over the place like in one expansion "Has all seven Dragon Balls". Great fun as you got to persuade the jury which fighter would win.

right now its Love vs Chaos! who will win?

Ha, the winner from last game is doing shit this time round. Everyone else is on 5 or 6 and Twilight is just lagging behind, poor thing. Oh well, she won last time.

So Much Love for the Princess of the Night ... :heart:
Wet Dreams card was absolutely priceless ....
Why is there no emoji face for Luna ? :rainbowhuh:?
Seriously ....:facehoof:
Somebody should fix this ...

7052254 Would you like me to PM you a complete list of every custom card I have at the moment?

7052335 Interesting. I was worried I had been getting that game confused with Buddy Fight, but thankfully I wasn't.

7053859 Sure. I'll do it in a few hours one I have everything separated.

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I'll half-agree with you on that. Maybe it's because I haven't seen all of their vids (having only recently caved to the Youtuber hype), but most of both of their stuff is rather hit-and-miss for me. Markiplier's has more hits than misses, but only just, and I've seen more of his vids.

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