Due to the outcome of our first game of CAH, Twilight decides to bring me back to Equestria along with her friends to open up the possibility of another game. It happens, only this time, it's a lot more...well, you'll figure it out.
This is a story about a group of ponies playing one of the most offensive card games ever... in good fun, what makes it better is how Discord can treat the cards themselves as chaos along with the quips from the human telling this story...
I would really have loved to be in the guy/girl's shoes and playing this game just to give me an excuse to do so.
"I am the god of dark and mysterious forces beyond our control, and I will not tolerate some god damn peace and quiet!/quote] Would have been perfect coming from Discord.
Soon, I was ready to keep things rolling. "Slapping a racist old lady. High five, bro. Hmmm... That could work. Grave robbing. High five, bro. Nice! Now we're getting somewhere!" As I opened my mouth to read the next card, I paused, then I laughed to myself while lowering my head. After a few seconds, I lifted my head back up, took a deep breath, and continued. "Deflowering the princess. High five, bro." At that moment, both Rainbow and Discord began laughing hysterically. Surprisingly enough, I noticed the other four giggling amongst themselves, not looking upset in the slightest. After everyone calmed down, I continued. "Puppies! High five, bro. Only if you're Fluttershy, I'm afraid. Ve-...Ooooh...Vehicular manslaughter. High five bro." A few of us cringed at that. "Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness. High...fi-...Like, how is that even good?" I asked nobody in particular.
I mean the friend chained to a radiator would be good for you because you know have a semi-feral attack minion.
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced a dance move that's just sex and same-sex ice dancing at the same time.
Discord had probably the best combo during this round. I saw it and know only he could have pulled that out.
the size of my penis got me
I FREAKING LOVE THIS STORY!! KEEP THEM COMING!!
having discord there makes this infinitely better
This is a story about a group of ponies playing one of the most offensive card games ever... in good fun, what makes it better is how Discord can treat the cards themselves as chaos along with the quips from the human telling this story...
I would really have loved to be in the guy/girl's shoes and playing this game just to give me an excuse to do so.
A lot of ties in this one, I expect it to be broken in the next round.
I swear to god ill pistol whip the next sob to say shenanigans. can u guess where its from.
7412710 Sorry, I give up. I have no idea what you're talking about.
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7557989 EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! SO DELICIOUSLY EVIL! TIME FOR THE RIPPING REAPER TO LET 'ER RIP!
For 'Daddy why is mommy crying?' I placed 'An Uppercut' while I played with my friends. It was an instant winner.
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The size of your penis got me too!
I mean the friend chained to a radiator would be good for you because you know have a semi-feral attack minion.
So it's Yuri On Ice.
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I hope he bought you dinner first