“So... Where do you usually hang out?”
Little did Diamond Tiara know that her innocent question would spur an avalanche of strange encounters, bizarre conversations, and weird events revolving around a certain fast food establishment. Will hanging out with some of the more... alternative of the young Ponyville citizens teach the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon a lesson about friendship?
Warning: Contains lemony narration and 120% of your daily dose of sodium.
Coverart by Bootsy Slickmane
Russian translation by wing regent and LunReaper/Лунный Жнец:
Chapters (1)
Choo Choo. inbound to
ponyvilleCrazytown....The f**k did I just read?
Oh well, this was still pretty fun. Have a like!
I was confused, pondering the deepness of this story...
There is only one possible conclusion...
booty.
This sounds similar to a day with my old class. We had similar conversations daily, but no windows were harmed in the making of our mishaps.
Diamond Tiara truely have the eating habit of a princesss.
derpicdn.net/img/2014/2/22/559236/full.gif
6601333
Your avatar really fits this story
6601640
That's quite a good conclusion
6601749
Oh yeah. Some of the people I know are even weirder xD
6601789
Twilight never knew she'd become a trendsetter
This. This is my life.
6603830 Booty is always the conclusion
booty
Dude, did you go to my old high school? Because this story matches the conversations I had at lunch ridiculously closely.
Thank you for a wild and crazy romp through Ponyville. This should so be made into an episode.
6606083
Might be. Where is your school?
6606278
I was going for that episode-like feel, though any thoughts of the E rating were dropped rather early in the process.
6607524
I grew up in Washington State. How about you?
...so Applebloom dreams of punching Diamond Tiara in the mouth on top of a mound of apples?
6608600
I guess it wouldn't end in punching...
6608534
The other side of the pond. So I guess people everywhere are similar.
6610553
I find it hard to imagine what else Applebloom would want to do to Diamond.
6618933
I don't think it's a thing anymore, after Crusaders of the Lost Mark...
This only adds to the idea that Ponyville is secretly a Free-Range Asylum...
6643768
Yeah. And Screw Loose is secretly the only sane pony xD
I think that we have the seed for a future episode called 'Slice of Life 2 - Fillies Meet World'.
Am I the only one who thinks that a spin-off about Diamond, Spoony and the Crusaders and their college dorm misadventures would be a long laugh riot?
6711760
I wonder if this group has it covered...
That must be a thing
THAT SPY IS NOT OUR SPY!!
HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!!!
Can I translate this story into Russian?
9483542
Yes, you can
9483858
Work complete. Табун
ponyfiction
Soon will publish on Darkpony
9563153
Cool, thanks ;)
I heard her brother once killed Doomsday.
This story poses an interesting philosophical question: in a world with talking ponies capable of using magic and expressing the same emotions as us humans, is there any way to say for sure what constitutes as "normal"? Or "crazy" for that matter?
10506893
I guess some magical shenanigans we find odd, but for ponies it's a typical Tuesday...
10506893
Ponyville is a special case. Most ponies are normal like humans are.
10688343
Well, there's always magic and stuff, though Ponyville does seem like a weirdness magnet.