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Samey90


"I'm starting to believe you don't have a heart." – some author, after a review of his fic.


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“So... Where do you usually hang out?”

Little did Diamond Tiara know that her innocent question would spur an avalanche of strange encounters, bizarre conversations, and weird events revolving around a certain fast food establishment. Will hanging out with some of the more... alternative of the young Ponyville citizens teach the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon a lesson about friendship?

Warning: Contains lemony narration and 120% of your daily dose of sodium.

Coverart by Bootsy Slickmane

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Comments ( 21 )

Choo Choo. inbound to ponyville Crazytown.

...The f**k did I just read?

Oh well, this was still pretty fun. Have a like! :pinkiehappy:

I was confused, pondering the deepness of this story...

There is only one possible conclusion...

booty.

This sounds similar to a day with my old class. We had similar conversations daily, but no windows were harmed in the making of our mishaps.

Diamond Tiara truely have the eating habit of a princesss.
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6601333
Your avatar really fits this story :rainbowlaugh:


6601640
That's quite a good conclusion :scootangel:

6601749
Oh yeah. Some of the people I know are even weirder xD

6601789
Twilight never knew she'd become a trendsetter :twilightoops:

This. This is my life.

6603830 Booty is always the conclusion :rainbowkiss:
booty

Dude, did you go to my old high school? Because this story matches the conversations I had at lunch ridiculously closely.

Thank you for a wild and crazy romp through Ponyville. This should so be made into an episode. :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

6606083
Might be. Where is your school?

6606278
I was going for that episode-like feel, though any thoughts of the E rating were dropped rather early in the process.

6607524
I grew up in Washington State. How about you?

CCC

...so Applebloom dreams of punching Diamond Tiara in the mouth on top of a mound of apples?

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I guess it wouldn't end in punching... :twilightsheepish:

6608534
The other side of the pond. So I guess people everywhere are similar.

CCC

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I find it hard to imagine what else Applebloom would want to do to Diamond.

6618933
I don't think it's a thing anymore, after Crusaders of the Lost Mark...

This only adds to the idea that Ponyville is secretly a Free-Range Asylum...

6643768
Yeah. And Screw Loose is secretly the only sane pony xD

I think that we have the seed for a future episode called 'Slice of Life 2 - Fillies Meet World'.

Am I the only one who thinks that a spin-off about Diamond, Spoony and the Crusaders and their college dorm misadventures would be a long laugh riot?

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That must be a thing :pinkiehappy: I wonder if this group has it covered...

Bon Bon, who was carrying a reddish striped suit and a cigarette case to the laundry.

THAT SPY IS NOT OUR SPY!!
HUDDAH HUDDAH HUH!!!!!

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