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Bruce Lee didn't die. He just went to a land of magical ponies. Then he solved all their problems.

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Well... There's this.

Needs more Bruce Lee.

Does this take place before or after he jumps to the moon?
I like this :yay:

This... seems legit.

670755 you only learned this now?

I find this story to be highly inaccurate. I refuse to even consider the notion that Bruce would simply knock these creatures unconscious, as opposed to killing them with a single glorious blow.

Really, though, this is pretty much the best thing ever. What really makes me smile is the fact that not only could Bruce easily do a one-armed pull up, but that I could totally see him reading a book while doing it.

I'd love to see more of this, if ever you continued this!

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DRMCNINJA / MLP CROSSOVER MAKE IT HAPPEN

Urrr... uhhhh.... I feel like I should say something clever....


... DOUGHNUTS!!!!!:rainbowhuh:

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HOLY CRAP WHY IS THIS NOT A THING YET?

Hehehehehehehe I got nuthin'

The only legit Gary Stu.

"who knew you could just beat evil out of somepony?” :rainbowlaugh:
Best line is best.

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Yeah it does. It needs more of him being ridiculously awesome.

This could have been really dark and sad. If you had used this scenario:

"What would Bruce like as gift?"

Bruce: "To see my wife and son again."

Let's face it Bruce is great and all but Brandon Lee could do the martial arts and he could act better.
I'd like to see that sequel fic. On a lighter note this fic was great and it was nice to have a straight up comedy fic instead of some poorly wriiten troll fic. Also this :

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Peace Out.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_O_O.png Sweet Aunt Jemima!......this.....is....beautiful...

Ahahahah... so brilliant.

Bruce Lee is so amazing that Discord did not even try to unseal himself and cause chaos. He just looked at the statue and it crumbled into pieces.

>Beat the evil out of somebody... fucking brilliant! Good story, nice human pick.

I see the feature box. I called it.

And then Chuck Norris came to Equestria.

There was a fight...

There is no more Equestria.

Jumping Jehoshaphat batman! Now I've seen everything....EVERYTHING

I guess Chuck Norris is going to be the villain in the sequel.

That was to funny. Loved this. hahaha

671184 And then Bruce snapped Chuck's arm.

671336 Yup. Not even the end of the world stops them.

That was amazing. I got a really good laugh from this. :rainbowlaugh:

It wasn`t the writing so much as the concept that had me intrigued. Now lets bring on the Ursas!:moustache:

wat

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You just neglected to individually describe their cutie marks. Heh. Anyway, you just don't slow down huh? Keep on throwing random things our way!:twilightsmile:Here's one for you. Fran Drescher. Watch as she torments the Diamond dogs

He was banished to the moon...he jumped back.

Short and great.

I smell an upcoming feature...

interesting clip. :twilightblush:

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388 views before exiting the front page?
Maybe. :moustache:

Oh, thank you, good Sir. That was a thoroughly entertaining read.:moustache:

Strange thing is, I could imagine Bruce saying something like that at the end :twilightblush:

Wow... Holy Celestia man. I kind of saw the ending coming, but it was still funny.

Also, Chuck Norris would get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. <----- Obligatory Chuck Norris comment since you said not to.

Nice story! Short and sweet! Even chuck norris approves!

I'm wearing a Bruce Lee shirt right now.

I HAVE TO READ THIS.

(whispers) Bruce Lee... (take a big ol drink form cola and then realizes) (Spray of soda) BRUCE LEE!?!?

This is hilarious and fantastic. Your efficient writing style is SUCH a breath of fresh air after so many chronically overwritten stories. Very good. :raritywink:

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