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SwiperTheFox
This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.
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...You're either insane or a genius. Or both.
Anyway, thumbs up. Also:
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Couldn't resist.
I don't know what I've done this week but apparently I've pleased the gods
-Show up late to school (Find out I missed boring assembly)
-Next Period Dissection Sheep heart is postponed for the next week
-Guy who's harassed me and my bros get arrested for slashing teachers tires
-Get home and my moneys finally showed up
-See this
I CAN DO NO WRONG
THE GODS ARE ON MY SIDE
"SHAMA-LAMA-DING-DONG!" Trixie screams
I have never read something so accurately in any characters voice.
"I keep forgetting that you're from the first season only,"
Low blow
"Hawaiian Punch!" Discord calls out"
Not sure if porn, or greatest drink commercial
When I suggested Discord I wasn't expecting this, but you know what?
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It was clever and funny as usual and just the right amount of saucy. Any Idea on which request you plan to do next?
Best way to loose virginity (and gain a loyal, lifelong servant) EVAR!!!
Can we has a sequel, pleeeease??
Also, I love the premise for the threesome, but it just had to end right as the action began!
You mentioned me by name? Oh my lord, now I just HAVE to put you in a story.
Ha ha ha wow. I laughed aloud at the "make your virginity disappear" line. That was glorious.
:P
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is next.
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Glad you like it! *request number one has been fufilled... how many shall I manage to get through before I lose it? Dunno!
RandomPerson's request for:
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I'll put that idea on the shelf. BTW, glad that you liked it!
Yeah, I see your point. I really set it up where I just have to try a sequel sometime.
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Cool!
Did you notice that I also mentioned you by name in Getting Braeburned too?
Anyways, heh... I guess it's funny. You're influenced by both Liquid_Rainbows and I among others. I, in turn, am influenced by you and Liquid_Rainbows among others. Different styles, tones, methods, and so on in writing all mix about . Glad that you liked this story!
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I love that line so freaking much.
Noice
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Glad that you guys like it as well!
....Wot. MY MIND IS SO FULL OF FUCK!!!! I LOVE I-Why is John Marston staring at me in space.
Wait what? Oh god...YOU BROKE ME- Mud! Kip! Mud!....Kip! Mud! Kip!!!
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DEATH TO THE FOURTH WALL.
Discord for the win.
Aaaaaaand he ejaculates hawaiian punch...
cool story bro
So many downvotes, and I just wish that people would tell me why or what problems they have.
i broke the fourth wall yesterday, and the laws of physics today. I MADE GRAVITY GO THE OPPOSITE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!! *laughs like a sycopath with one pupil bigger than the other*
Uhhh.....
I....
This is.....
Well....
Hmmm, I guess this is the best I can do:
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and read this one last night
Amazing.
No, seriously, loved this one. It's the perfect blend of songfic, 4th-wall what-the-fuckery, (satire) porn-sans-plot, human-in-equestria, and maybe something else or two rolled up into perfection.
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Thank you very much!
I'm only disappointed because it's Hawaiian Punch and not Kool-aid so I can't make an "OH YEAH" joke.
Wha...huh...saiwanow? Ok, honestly I should read the tags a little more carefully, wasn't expecting a clopfic, but to be honest, it was funny but I couldn't help but feel.....somewhat confused. Albeit the fact the confusion came more from me expecting a non-clopfic.....yes, I'm at loss for words...
uuuhhhh, umm, what? i mean i uuuuuuuhhhh. oh screw it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *gasps for breath and passes out from laughing so hard*
I am almost begging for there to be a sequel just so I can hold onto my belly some more in pain!
What the...
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I loved it, but then my boner dive bombed when you mentioned discord threesome.
Me: beginning
Me :end
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I kind of saw that coming for some readers, so I put the whole A few hours later... thing there so that some readers can think of that first part as just it.
Hawain punch...are you insane?
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What's wrong with that?
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534884 I am now off Hawain Punch. Probably forever...
I don't even at that second part. Surely Discord would do something more ... adventurous than just mind-conrol someone into sleeping with him?
Meh, maybe that comes later.
That was just fucking brilliant!
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continue this.
plz.
"Two against one, you're ours, Miss Great and Powerful Cum Dumpster!" - For this line alone, you deserve a green thumb.
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obligatory
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as soon as i heard discords voice i shit a brick because of star trek lol
"Bow before the sexy and attractive Trixie!"
......how about no!
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I concur.
This.
Was.
Weirdly.
Arousing.
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......
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The 4th wall has long since been broken now, its more like obliterated by Cthulu
I usual don't like random ... but i must say i laughs abaut these story
sorry for my bad english
524534 I agree with you.
First I was all like
Then I was all like
442432 This line here. ""Silenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." She mutters the word again, stressing the last letter in a way that sounds like steam escaping from her clenched teeth."
How does one stress a silent e?
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And what's wrong with insane?
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It's done wonders for me!