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Good sir, or ma'am. You just made my day!
I like this. Another chapter!
I LOVE THIS YOURE AWESOME
I should feel bad for Cartman...
I'm pretty sure non of us do.
4560735 I know I don't
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! Now Cartman has to live with one of those lame ass Ponies! Hopefully he and I can get some enjoyment out of their misery.
You've written Cartman perfectly.
i need more of this shit pronto
I've read a couple of South Park
Crossovers, and they were shit.
But this, I must say, actually looks pretty
Good, good show old chap! Jolly good
Show
I dunno, I think a part of him would want to be in a place like this. this is the same guy who, until he had a psychotic episode, loved playing with polly prissy pants.
You better write more chapters, or i'll unleash the power of.. of.. let me think about this first.
Wait until he realizes there are no cheesy poofs.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR I DONT CARE JUST MOAAAARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU DONT WRITE MOAR I WILL UNKEASH MY RIGHTEOUS JEWISH FURY
he he he, hi hi hi, ho ho ho, Oh my god this is hilarious, Erick Cartman in Equestria, I feel nearly pity for the ponies.
A realy great Story, i mean I too am a fan of him.but you really have made him right.
oh my god, that was awesom, like nearly twenty percent coller than the one before
Wrong! Everyone watches it for Mint berry Crunch!
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I think you mean rated M for Eric Cartman.
And then the ponies learnt to respect Cartman's Authoritah.
I love you for writing this
-Hello Pinkie!
-Fuck you, Applejack
I am in fucking stitches right now!
OMFG YES!!!!
I want him to be brutally kill by timberwolve, but only after being rape
Well I do have to admit, it is well written for the perspective it portrays
I can't believe the disgusting smile this puts on my face
Why does everyone like Cartman? He is the worst part of the show. The other guys at least have a personality besides "foul mouthed asshole with no good traits"
Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL
Twilight: Don't do it Cartman!
Cartman: WEEELLLLLL
Twilight: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Ok ok
Twilight: I'm getting pretty sick of him saying Princess Celestia is a-
Cartman: WEEELL Celestia a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Twilight: SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH CARTMAN!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!
Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Celestia she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid mane she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Celestia is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(griffin kids)
(minotaurs kids)
(donkeys kids)
(zebras kids)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Celestia she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid mane, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd:gasp)
Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch
Cartman: Celestia is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Celestia
She's a big fat stinky bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Celestia, yeah! chaaa!
Cartman: What?! (Turn around) Oh...
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Cartman:
I REGRET NOTHING!
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Learn to write.
4564720 Cause its funny
4564720 Cartman is that everyday fat spoiled kid. (Trust me, there are people like him in the real world.) He's a manipulative asshole who does everything to get what he wants but it's how Cartman effects the people around him that makes him a bit more enjoyable.
If you would place Eric Cartman in a single room he would only be obnoxious and pretty damn annoying, but place him in a single room with Butters or Kyle and you'll get something VERY funny out of it. It's the chemistry he has that makes him so funny, people tend to stick with him even though he is being a typical Eric Cartman.
Putting Butters and Cartman together is my favorite character chemistry, even Matt and Trey Parker said "If you have Cartman and Butters in the same episode the script writes itself." So it really depends on taste really, but hope that gave you some kind of answer
(Or you could just go with the fact that we like to laugh at how pathetic and how he lacks the behaviour of a normal kid and often is very unexpected.)
I wonder what would happen if Craig ended up in Equestria?
4565455 Ah, makes sense (btw I have met guys like that, minus the good chemistry part)
4565455 awesome-0 episode was hilarious. so was the one where cartman thought he was a ghost
4566122
Eyup, that episode when Cartman thinks he is a ghost is one of the most hilarious episodes out there. He turns into a good person for once and does things he would actually never do, only to find out that his friends were simply ignoring him!
4564778 That's really good! I might have to put it in the story.
4566315 If you're gonna put that in the story, then you better freaking add seaponies...
Look at me, i'm livin' free, free and clean amongst the seaponies! Look for pirates, search for gold, life is an adventure with the seaponies! They don't ever complain, they don't call me fat, they don't make me do homework or anything like that! This is the way life's meant to be, laughing and singing. Seaponies and meeeee, seaponies and meeeeee. Only 3 more hours Seaponies, 3 more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamned planet full of hippies.
Now if you could work that into the story somehow, i'll try to find your house and kneel before you and dedicate my whole life to massaging your feet wether you like it or not!
No, fucking no
My only problem with this is that I am at this moment watching the Nostalgia Critic review of Child's Play 3, so I'm reading this from more of a psychotic mini-murderer angle. He just seems a little too hostile.
Eric, I will smack fat of you bones if you speak to Applejack with any negative words!
here my guess before I even read. cartman gets "pink eye" while pony aliens probe him right lol.
no but I can already tell I shouldn't read this and yet I am going to .
let's see what your sick twisted mind came up with (of course I am reading it so what does that say bout me )
This made me laugh so hard! Cartman is AMAZING
4564780
>implying not a troll
4565719 What if Kenny was transported to Equestria? I would love to see the various ways that he dies in Ponyville.
4561726 you made spit up my drink congrats!
Cartman's authoritah at its finest
This is freaking hilarious, next thing you know Cartman's gonna start a cult and spread the word of Mel Gibson. And make lots of ponies cry. Wonder what's gonna happen when he meets the royalty.
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4564778 That was superb
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I like to think it is a preview of the next chapter
Come on! Can you imagine Cartman NOT pulling that?