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"Who's to say what happened at Karthwasten?"


Tirek had returned and this time there was nothing that could be done to stop him. The Elements of Harmony had been defeated, the Tree of Harmony had been ripped from the ground, and every spell that was thrown at Tirek was useless. It was only a matter of time before he found the alicorns and then all would be lost.

What happened next though, nopony saw coming.

Now with a Russian translation, which can be found here.
Big thanks to Armorer.

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I'd total try to eyeball it too......after installing sights on the damn thing first

Some where, at some time, Sir Issac Newton ruined someone's day. Tirek found out just who is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

... I don't get it.

7642903 Only if it was a exterminatus mein herr....It ain't even close.

I reloaded that save point 12 times just to listen to that beauty of a skit :rainbowdetermined2::rainbowlaugh:


See 7643042 for the reference.

Glad to know that someone else gives credit to the most badass son-of-a-bitch in space.

Tirek fought the law (of physics). And the law won.

7643766 You don't break physics. Physics breaks you.

I lost my shit at Serviceman Chung.

I loved it, even though I didn't get the reference at first.

Both these comments made me laugh. Glad you guys enjoyed it.

7644071 Two weeks ago, I wouldn't have either. Glad you liked it.

I wasn't expecting that. I almost passed up this fic too, glad I didn't.

7644256 Glad you liked it.

Never played mass effect so I did not get the reference. Then I watched the video that cyberlord4444 posted and broke down laughing as everything started to make sense.

7643895 Fancy meeting you here. Nice to see your sense of humor is still gold standard.:rainbowlaugh:

7644286 I'm afraid I don't recall your name. Have we met?

Love it, nuff said

Serviceman Chung: Saviour of Equestria.

7644459 Did you receive that? I'm sorry, I was talking to Europa.

7644660 *looks at original comment* Oh, lol. Man do I feel stupid. :twilightoops:

I feel so ashamed that it took me so long to figure out what the deal was with the coverart. Deadliest son of a bitch in space indeed. :rainbowlaugh:

You make me want to dig out my xbox and play the whole trilogy again. Thank you very much for making me laugh. :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

NAILED IT! (with eyeball aim)

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

Oh shit, my sides!


Gotta love the obligatory, "I understood that reference!" post.

I really was not expecting a Mass Effect crossover. This exceeded my expectations by far :pinkiehappy:

7644759 Not a problem. I'm guilty of that same thing too.

Oh god, I just finally realized that Tirek was killed from a random shot! Ha ha ha ha ha!

:rainbowlaugh: Excellent work bud.


It took me a minute to calm down from that. Great job. :pinkiehappy:


I don't even play Mass Effect, and I honestly wouldn't have cared what space video game you had crossed this with. I started laughing the minute I realized that he'd been shot by a misfire from 10,000 years ago. THAT IS HILARIOUS. Well done, I'm probably laughing harder than I should be but something about this really tickled my funny bone. XD

7643042 Thank you for this link. XD I was already laughing at the fic without any foreknowledge of Mass Effect or this inside joke, but watching this has helped me understand and made it even funnier.

I guess Tirek's day got ruined!

Sir Isaac Newton strikes again! :rainbowlaugh:

Iron Man says otherwise.

West Cowboy: I would say Chung was smoking Lucky Strikes, 10.000 years ago.

I was wondering why Sir Isaac "Son of a Bitch" Newton was the display picture for this story.

You got a pretty hard laugh of me there, nice work.

Serviceman Chung, Equestria's biggest unsung hero. The man with no name, ironically enough now

>Sees title
>Sees picture of Sir Isaac Newton
>Thinks "This is going to be a Mass Effect 2 reference, isn't it?"
>Was not disappointed.

Top Kek. Have a cookie, author, you deserve it.

And then they forget all about it in Mass Effect 3 when several of them impact the surface near a Reaper and the people on the ground don't instantly evaporate.

7645577 That's why I posted it.

Feel the weight, suckers!

That was amazing! All of the win!

7643895 tell that to the magical talking ponies.

7646123 those weren't dreadnaught class weapons though, just a lot of big guns put on very big ships.

I, like many who saw this fic, almost instantly knew what type of reference would be used here. After reading it, I, like those many others, am not disappointed. Well done sir, well done.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.

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