oh my god, that was awesom, like nearly twenty percent coller than the one before

Eric Cartman, the reason why everyone watches South Park

Wrong! Everyone watches it for Mint berry Crunch!
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I think you mean rated M for Eric Cartman.

And then the ponies learnt to respect Cartman's Authoritah.

I love you for writing this

I have no clue of what's going on

-Hello Pinkie!
-Fuck you, Applejack

OMFG YES!!!!

I want him to be brutally kill by timberwolve, but only after being rape

Well I do have to admit, it is well written for the perspective it portrays

I can't believe the disgusting smile this puts on my face

Why does everyone like Cartman? He is the worst part of the show. The other guys at least have a personality besides "foul mouthed asshole with no good traits"

Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL
Twilight: Don't do it Cartman!
Cartman: WEEELLLLLL
Twilight: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Ok ok
Twilight: I'm getting pretty sick of him saying Princess Celestia is a-
Cartman: WEEELL Celestia a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Twilight: SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH CARTMAN!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!
Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Celestia she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid mane she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Celestia is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(griffin kids)
(minotaurs kids)
(donkeys kids)
(zebras kids)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Celestia she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid mane, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd:gasp)
Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch
Cartman: Celestia is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Celestia
She's a big fat stinky bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Celestia, yeah! chaaa!

Cartman: What?! (Turn around) Oh...

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Cartman: I REGRET NOTHING!

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but only after being rape

being rape

Learn to write.

4564720 Cause its funny

4564720 Cartman is that everyday fat spoiled kid. (Trust me, there are people like him in the real world.) He's a manipulative asshole who does everything to get what he wants but it's how Cartman effects the people around him that makes him a bit more enjoyable.

If you would place Eric Cartman in a single room he would only be obnoxious and pretty damn annoying, but place him in a single room with Butters or Kyle and you'll get something VERY funny out of it. It's the chemistry he has that makes him so funny, people tend to stick with him even though he is being a typical Eric Cartman.

Putting Butters and Cartman together is my favorite character chemistry, even Matt and Trey Parker said "If you have Cartman and Butters in the same episode the script writes itself." So it really depends on taste really, but hope that gave you some kind of answer (Or you could just go with the fact that we like to laugh at how pathetic and how he lacks the behaviour of a normal kid and often is very unexpected.)

I wonder what would happen if Craig ended up in Equestria?

4565455 Ah, makes sense (btw I have met guys like that, minus the good chemistry part)

4565455 awesome-0 episode was hilarious. so was the one where cartman thought he was a ghost

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Eyup, that episode when Cartman thinks he is a ghost is one of the most hilarious episodes out there. He turns into a good person for once and does things he would actually never do, only to find out that his friends were simply ignoring him!

4564778 That's really good! I might have to put it in the story.

4566315 If you're gonna put that in the story, then you better freaking add seaponies...

Look at me, i'm livin' free, free and clean amongst the seaponies! Look for pirates, search for gold, life is an adventure with the seaponies! They don't ever complain, they don't call me fat, they don't make me do homework or anything like that! This is the way life's meant to be, laughing and singing. Seaponies and meeeee, seaponies and meeeeee. Only 3 more hours Seaponies, 3 more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamned planet full of hippies.

Now if you could work that into the story somehow, i'll try to find your house and kneel before you and dedicate my whole life to massaging your feet wether you like it or not!

here my guess before I even read. cartman gets "pink eye" while pony aliens probe him right lol.

no but I can already tell I shouldn't read this and yet I am going to .

let's see what your sick twisted mind came up with (of course I am reading it so what does that say bout me )

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>implying not a troll

4565719 What if Kenny was transported to Equestria? I would love to see the various ways that he dies in Ponyville.

4561726 you made spit up my drink congrats!

Cartman's authoritah at its finest

This is freaking hilarious, next thing you know Cartman's gonna start a cult and spread the word of Mel Gibson. And make lots of ponies cry. Wonder what's gonna happen when he meets the royalty.

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4564778 That was superb

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I like to think it is a preview of the next chapter
Come on! Can you imagine Cartman NOT pulling that?

4574536 He said he's watched (and hated) the show, so he should know who the characters are, right? I wonder which of his friends is a brony? Maybe Kenny will show up and try to smack some love and tolerance into his fat head...

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Cartman and love and tolerance will never mix. So it's useless for anyone to try

4574615 Then there is only one solution.
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im just thinking if butters or kyle,kenny,stan where their instead of cartman was there this would be better.out any of my opinions i think kyle or stan would do good there...would anyone agree?

4565719 he would give the triple finger and walk away.

4564720 but that's why everyone likes cartman so much!
Also, hooray for late reply!

Cartman was going to tell her exactly what it meant when an idea sprang up in Cartman’s mind. A delightful idea fueled by insanity and an atypical sense of schadenfreund. He grinned malevolently, although the hyped up hippie was in no way cautioned by it.

I am sorry, only complaint here. It's schadenfreude, not schadenfreund.