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Wait.... is that lava demon quoting Rita Repulsa?
And here I thought it was just the key to the pegasi's ability to control the entirety of Equestria's weather than they broke. Honestly... I'm not sure which would have been worse at the moment.
Celestia really, really should have a freaking master list of, 'here is every stupid twat with a grudge I've literally buried, and how long until the thousand year anniversary.'
I mean, have she actually done any planning for one of those, except her, you know, sister?
There’s bad luck and contrivances… and then there’s just that. Sucks to be you, Fae.
5294616 for that matter there really should be a basic common sense of this isn't natural stay the buck away ponies
as well as a few guards who's only duty is to see that any area where something is unnatural clustered or contains something sealed remains free of living creatures who would be at risk or might release the dang thing
this may also explain where equestrian got all its crystals and gold... from the last time this demon erupted the mountain.... please tell me there are no heart stones like what you find on a certain island that can view red mountain in skyrim.
I really don't think ash spawn would be good.... or elemental dragons... why to I think this is now less a demon and more an Primordial elemental
Rain Nero to answer ur question
DragonZord Mastadon Pterodactyl Triceratops SabertoothTiger Tyranasuars
5294533 last time it was jack black, this time its rita since you know sunset has created a power source and 6 giant mechas with one black support mech just to win the day, and has asked rarity to design 7 crystal powered suits that allow the user to transform into a awesome fashion statement........
Go go Pony rangers!!! Mighty Morphin Pony Rangers!!!
Oh great its Lavan, the lava surfing demon. (Rolls eye.)
5295022 my thoughts exactly xD
Fate: Alright, time for a random encounter... how about rock lobsters? *snerk* With actual rocks. That's a good one.
Omnifarious: I don't have time for this shit. *nukes*
Fate: Huh. Right. Need a higher CR for this guy... We're due for a giant monster fight, right?
Probability: YES! Of course we're due! NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT AT ALL. Not the face! I'llBeGoodISwear!
This goof i really should chalk up to Tia though. Wasn't she in the room when they spoke about this little "adventure" and could easily have said something like "...wait, do your crystals come from the mountain that is actually a giant prison containing an elemental? I really should make that place off-limits."
Facepalm
I started to freak out a bit when twhy turned around to see statues behind them. The first thing that came to mind were the weeping angels so I was pretty relieved that it was just setting up for a joke.
This had me losing my shit right there.
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I'm honestly starting to wonder if ponies simply can't plan ahead past a certain amount of time. (And not just because of this story, but the canon as well.)
Not that they're dumber than humans, or anything, but that they... I don't know, have a larger 'monkey sphere' than humans do, at the cost of long-term thinking and pattern recognition, or something like that.
Admit it, it would explain quite a few things.
Sounds like it's "Hit a motherbuzzer in the face with a boulder until they collapse"-o'clock. Again.
5296113 indeed Celestia her self seems to lack a lot of long term planning we never did he about any reserve plans or anything for nightmare moon, discord or Tirek.
I kind of hope that he comments on the seeming lack of long term planning and restricted zones. though It may also be Celestia like all beings forgets things after a thousand years... though she should really keep a list and maps then, if not then she seriously needs to rethink the entire okay the monster is dealt with every-pony back to the usual.
Really? Really!? That just happened!? ... Why am I not surprised? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
First Arabus, now Lavan. Welp, it's inevitable now. The Smooze is coming and Equestria is doomed, 'cause nothing can stop the Smooze!
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changelings are here ya know.
And wasn't discord reformed now?
Plus fire, kill it with fire.
Oh and alicorns.
The power of a chain quest...
1- Try to be nice to Twilight become... 2- Helping Spike by becoming nice to Twilight... 3- Buy a telescope...4- Ask Princess Celestia and wait until she is free... 5- Climb a froozen mountain... 6- Fight some Rock Lobster... and when He/She think it's over... now it become...
7- DO SOMETHING WITH THE EVIL FIRE MONSTER THAT WAS SEALED IN THE MOUNTAIN
/facepalm spike
/facepalm cliché villan that wants to conquer equestria
I never understood the fun in conquering something like equestria...
These are one of those moments where Omnifarious wished he had an Emperor Class Titan to deal with the problem.
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Humans are TERRIBLE at long term planning, we just like to pretend otherwise.
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Well, it's not the kind of conflict this story has been severely needing (Ie a serious lack of character drama in a character focused narrative, nothing has gone wrong for the characters personal lives), but it IS conflict other than sunset shimmer which hasn't had any new developments to keep it interesting.
And with it not being box time no elements.
Are we going to see the resolution of sunset shimmer by giving her her magic in human form by letting her do the rainbow without physical tokens thing she can do with the 7th element? That'd certainly be a more interesting "resolution" than changing her back or dragging it out, since it'd restore her magic but keep her human. (Well actually being this awash in equestrian magic should have restored her magic by now, but i'll blame that on her very unsunset like lack of confidence damaging/suppress her soul/magic.)
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Don't agree with that at all, even if I'll admit it's one of those skills that vary wildly from person to person.
If it didn't, we wouldn't live in a world with both the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, and The Darwin Awards.
Still, I'd argue it's quite a bit of difference in shortsightedness levels between being drunk and trying to fck a light-socket, compared to forgetting the massive lava demon that has apparently tried to conquer your lands at least freaking once.
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Science disagrees. But not quite the point.
Lava Demon tried to conquer a thousand years ago? Long ass time, shit by canon that's like 2/3rds Celestia's life, Pushing 30 i sure don't remember all the fights i got into when i was 10 all that well and Celestia apparently got into a -lot- of fights when she was she was 10 from her perspective, and she did in fact remember every one that got brought up in the canon.
And it's probably less to do with them breaking free because 1,000 years have passed, and more to do with them breaking free because Celestia's Era has passed/is passing. Only Nightmare Moon was explicitly a 1,000 years thing and boy did she plan for that.
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5303180 This is assuming Celestia was even the one to deal with this Lava Demon. As of this moment, it could be anyone. It might have been Starswirl, or Clover. Maybe it was Luna just before her Fall. It could have even been a Time Traveling Twilight. For now, we don't know, so your argument is pretty moot atm.
Power Rangers reference? Well shit.
Them errors.
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What else is there to do if you are a Massive Lava Monster waking up from 1000 years of imprisonment? Its BORING. Gotta do the only thing that's remotely exciting accessible to him (blackjack and hookers are right out).
Well, that or he's on the clock with his job or he have kids to pick up after work and all that jazz.
Time 'a wastin' sorry just conquerin the place real quick make way gotta go get gifts fo' the wife gotta be so pissed i told her i was gone shopping the last time i saw her..
Watch out, it's a pointy-boobed lava monster.
Now hold on,
so what? Just because you're in high school doesn't mean you can't know about quantum physics. I spend most of my free time learning about obscure sciencey topics. I have been since i was six and learned string theory. I understand that shimmer is unlikely to look into it but considering how her mind works, it isn't that hard to wrap your mind around. I'm not angry, just want it understood that it is possible to learn.
Time to recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
I just barely managed to avoid face-tabling again at the very end there.
Also,
...
Seriously, anyone who has grown up around any kind of D&D culture knows not to do what spike just did. It's common sense. Twi even admitted to enjoying such pursuits before the whole elements thing. So he has absolutely no excuse.
Good chapter though.
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your projection is a little strong.... please point it the other way.
And if that logic follows ponies shouldn't know what pink is because horses only have two color cones in their eyes as apposed to humans three.
My fourth favorite gen 1 villain! Lavan!
Took a 6 month hiatus from reading this story. Now that I'm back, I still hear "Fae" and think of "Catdog." And how this "good-do-er" was put in this "wrong-do-er" body. Then I think. This is very well written. For the most part.
Why did I stop?
Oh cause you got me on a "Blank x Celestia" kick.
I suppose my new job/ the acquisition of my 04 WRX STI didn't help either.
Grr.
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yikes, do you rock lobsters have as much trouble keeping up with other countries as ponies do? Wings+Horn=OP'd Alicorn, aka a BOSS, not a mook. Therefore, you are addressing one mook and one boss.
As I re-read this story I'm amazed that no one seems to notice how many of these events come from the comics (with a healthy dose of alteration, extra scenes, and twists). I figured someone else would have said something by now. Btw love the story but a part of my mind can't help but be annoyed (to a degree I can't fully express) at the fact that the mc complains about the mental and emotional maturity of others when he fails horribly in that area.
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Thank you!!!! I was hoping I wasn't the only one to get that reference!
going through
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Hoity Horsin' Pony Rangers, you mean?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
Now doesn't that sound familiar
Very creative and clever event.
Spike sure caused a big problem.
Ones more a situation that might be avoided if Celestia compiled a list of all possible dangers.
This event will cost lifes... Kinda reminds me of the Herkules intro of the cartoon movie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkpS2Sdu2io