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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Princess Celestia, world-famous chocolatier, is finally opening the doors to her mysterious chocolate factory. She's hidden five silver tickets in chocolate bars all around Equestria. When Apple Bloom finds one of the tickets, she gets to take a tour, along with the four other fillies and colts who found the tickets: Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails.

This parody is based off of the classic 1971 movie with Gene Wilder, and not the new one with Johnny Depp, because the new one sucked a giant pair of everlasting gobstoppers. Part of One-Shotober.

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All my yes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Spectacular. :pinkiehappy:

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(Of course I remember "Cheer Up, Charlie". It's hard to forget a song that brings the whole movie to a screeching halt.)

Words cannot express... simply fantastic.

Apple Bloom just stood there, wishing she could afford some of the free candy. But alas, she was too poor even for that. :applecry:

Made my day, that. :rainbowlaugh:

Hilarious.

This story gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Sweet Celestia". :rainbowlaugh:

“Oh, this?” asked Celestia, “Ain’t no miracle. The walker is just an act. I’ve jus’ been doin’ this to scam Medimare and get disability benefits!

I think you've got the wrong pony there...

3274352 Oh, shoot! thanks for pointing that out. It's been fixed. :pinkiehappy:

As soon as I read the title, I imagined how it would play out as a clopfic. (Needless to say, if you'd like to write a story where Twilight sucks on Celestia's Everlasting Gobstoppers before the churlish chocolatier sticks her creme-filled eclair into her faithful student's fudge factory, I'd be happy to help outline and edit.)
:raritywink::heart:

Hmm, One-Shotober is turning into crossovers with everything and the kitchen sink. I can't say that I'm surprised.

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If you want this written, then I shall do this for you. Alliteration included. :ajsmug:
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Eh. I'm not planning on writing any crossovers for my challenge.

Yay, more CartsB4Horses. Sucks to be Scoots and Sweetie B though.

"and not the new one with Johnny Depp, because the new one sucked a giant pair of everlasting gobstoppers."

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even Silver Spoon will be restored back to her true self.

Silver Spoon is actually an alicorn demon from a parallel universe. :rainbowlaugh:

"One in three billion, two hundred seventy five million, eight hundred ninety one thousand, seven hundred ninety four," they heard a voice say. Snips and Snails turned back and saw Twilight Sparkle, who winked at them.

Did you actually do the math?

Apple Bloom dashed out of the clubhouse, running back towards her farm. However, a brilliant white light flashed in front of her. She stopped in her tracks as the draconeqqus Discord stood before her.

It's spelled, DraconeqUus.

As the boat continued on, images appeared on the tunnel walls. They children saw Nightmare Moon, Discord, and a visual reenactment of Cupcakes as the boat sped up and traveled at insane speeds.

You monster

“Wasn’t that fun?” Celestia exclaimed, as the “You’ve Been Trolled” song played in the background.

Cute. Real cute.

“She’s special, alright. Especially mean!” said Granny Smith.

ALL MY YES!

“I would have picked Twilight Sparkle and made her the Princess of Chocolate, but she told me that she wanted to be the Princess of Books. So I held this contest to see who could run this factory. I wanted somepony who loved chocolate and wanted to make a lot of money, just like you, Apple Bloom. But I also wanted a pony who would run my factory on sound business practices based on responsibility and ethics. That disqualifies both Snips as well as all of the other ponies. They would only run this factory with a reckless endangerment, jeopardizing profitability. They certainly would not plan for financial stability or sound ethical decisions. By calling me out, Apple Bloom, you have passed the test.”

Riiiiiight.

Changeling, changeling, changeling-ding.
If you’re don’t bully, you will go far.
You won’t have to be so mean.
Like the changeling, changeling, changeling-ding.”

If you don’t bully, you will go far.

Comment posted by insolentboi deleted Aug 13th, 2015

Roald Dahl would be proud.

Filly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...Brilliant!! :twilightsmile:

Compared to the second one, the 1971 version belongs in the incinerator with Verucia and her little friends. The new one is both intriguing, relatable, and over all 20% cooler! That other one is boring. Too many songs! Plus, it's SO creepy! 1971: AG=:derpytongue2: VB=:coolphoto: VS=:raritydespair: MT=:derpyderp1: WW=:pinkiecrazy: 2005: AB=:pinkiesick: VB=:rainbowdetermined2: VS= :flutterrage: MT=:trixieshiftright: WW=:pinkiesad2: CB in both=:scootangel:

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