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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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This fic is in a weird limbo, between cliche and terrible and funny and original. Wait, no. It's cliche and terrible. I like it.

He cut himself with the razor on the neck, but didn’t die since he was invincible

Unlike the bisexual element of goth, I did, in fact, die.

What is this- I don't even...:derpyderp2:

Faved and upvoted.

Good, but Twilight seems a little bit racist.

:pinkiehappy: !! Happy New Year Everypony !! :pinkiehappy:

Nice story!

I actually didn't mind Bats! It was pretty good I thought. Beats the heck out of Mare-Do-Well, then again everything beats the heck out of Mare-Do-Well.

I was reading this instead of watching the ball drop in New York City, so I guess I'll get deported soon. :pinkiehappy:
"Spike rolled his eyes, but unfortunately didn't get doubles so he had to stay in jail another three turns." Lovely. Just lovely.
This gets a fave, upvote and a watch from me.

Dat episode indeed. :rainbowlaugh:

Love it :) . Especially the bit with the OC Alicorn.

Then, a light bulb appeared above his head. He smiled. Free light bulb! Oh, and also, he had an idea.

Her hair returned to its poofy state once more approximately eleven seconds later when she remembered how funny the word “kumquat” sounded.

It was sweet. You should have been there.

Spike rolled his eyes, but unfortunately didn’t get doubles so he had to stay in jail another three turns.

The only funny parts of this story. I disliked everything else. Those were the only lines I liked. I gave this a favorite for those lines and those lines alone.

“My name…” he said, grabbing a razor blade in his magic, “Is Depressed Daniel Dark’ness Do-right The Fifth, Esquire. I’m Celestia’s long-lost brother, Twilight Sparkle’s real father, Applejack’s cousin, and Rarity’s father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Also, I’m the bisexual seventh element of harmony: goth.”
He cut himself with the razor on the neck, but didn’t die since he was invincible.

The best part is that it makes him and Rarity absolutely nothing.

But her efforts were all for naught, since the alicorn flew up in the air and pulled off a sonic lightningboom like fifty times. It was sweet. You should have been there.
Spike rolled his eyes, but unfortunately didn’t get doubles so he had to stay in jail another three turns.

It probably was, but it wasn't good enough to get Spike out of Monopoly. That game takes forever.

Dear diary,
Today I learned that my friends’ bad habits will never be broken, because that’s part of what makes them special and unique ponies. Hasbro can never get rid of their quirks, because then there wouldn’t be a show. And I’m sure that the moral of this story will cause a lot of readers to complain, just like the moral of “Feeling Pinkie Keen” or “Mysterious Mare Do Well” or “Bats!”
Bats. Dat episode.

Yeah, pretty much. And that episode was pretty much asking for it.

My new year's resolution: POST A GODDAMN PONY FAN FICTION!!! DX

and Rarity’s father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Therefore, Daniel and Rarity are both absolutely nothing. A sad loss for Rarity (Kind of) and a very happy loss for Daniel (HOORAY).

3714133 keep trying. :twilightblush:

Mine: to work on the emotional depth of my characters. :heart:

Has anyone else noticed a reference to a Mel Brooks parody movie starring (in a capacity) Rick Moranis? Well played, author, well played.:twistnerd:

Hey nice job with the stoner 4:20 reference

This story was as horrible as it tried to. Therefor, it was comedy gold. :rainbowlaugh:

What.... what did I just read? That was one of the more random stories ever... I love it!

I read this after logging out of my account. I logged back in to favorite it.
And now to turn off my computer like I originally intended.

3714629 Everybody noticed it.

Rarity-"So what does that make us?"
Horrible OC *cough*I mean Daniel- "Absolutely nothing [swing sword] just like you are going to be!"

:rainbowhuh: Really???????
:pinkiehappy:Don't be a meany-pants Dashie
:moustache: Moustache
Me It was probely the worst one I read in my opinion

3717499 Spaceballs. It's a parody of Star Wars and a few other classic Sci-Fi films to the pint where it is considered classic itself. It's from the age of Airplane and Naked Gun. Stupid stuff that just exists to make people laugh.

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