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"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen


It is the largest, most luxurious cruise ship anypony had ever seen. It cost more than 100 million bits to create, and its maiden voyage is the most talked-about bit of news in Equestria. And nopony would think twice to say it could ever be sunk.

Twilight Sparkle has received 6 tickets for the Titanic's maiden voyage, and all of her friends are more than excited to go. Leaving a moping Spike behind, Twilight and her friends board the enormous cruise ship, anticipating a luxuriously grand vacation. But, of course, you all know how this ends.


Behold, my first fanfic! Note that I most certainly do not own the characters of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic OR Titanic(no matter how much I wish I did).

Chapters (7)
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Comments ( 83 )

You have my attention sir:moustache:

This is actually a really nice story! I am SUPER excited to see more!:pinkiehappy::ajsmug::twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh::yay::raritywink:

I look forward to reading this, I'm just not going to yet because I don't want to be left hanging..... screw this! I'm reading it!

Why do I get the impression that somepony's gonna bite the dust? :applejackunsure::fluttershysad::pinkiesad2::rainbowderp::raritydespair::twilightoops:

I'm not going to be happy if any of our heroines don't make it back safe and sound.

Oh yeah this is awesome!!! Can't wait for future chapters!!!

Whoa... looking forward to more of this!

I already know what's gonna happen I bet.

Ok, you need to get the next chapter up

Im King of Equestria! :pinkiehappy:

Excellent writing. And I was literally :rainbowlaugh:ing when the waltz came up.

Also, just because I can... :rainbowwild:

Totally awesome! Can't wait to read more!

Don't leave us hangin'! :rainbowkiss:

Why do i get the feeling that spike is gonna win a ticket in a game of poker and become the Jack of this story meaning he'll be the one thrown under the bus at the peak of the love story.

Thought this would be not that great of a story honestly, but thanks for proving me wrong.


Why do I get the feeling that this will turn out to be the greatest Sparity story, even when I hated Titanic (the movie)?

Oh well, you have my interest. Question, though... Will Spike play a main role in this, because those words; "Why not?" are literally screaming out yes.

If anypony doesn't make it to the lifeboats, heads will roll!:twilightangry2:

Haven't read the comments until now, so I'll answer for you all.
#1- Good.
#2- Thank you.
#3- Mind control.
#4- Maniacal laughter :pinkiecrazy:
#5- Wait and see.
#6- See #2
#7- You'll get it.
#8- No you don't.
#9- Confucius say: He who want sexy nurse, must have patients. :ajsmug:
#10- *insert other quote here*
#11- Unplanned comedy was unplanned.
#12- Not anymore I won't.
#13- Not telling.
#14- *takes tracks and stars* See #2 & #6.
#15- Still not telling.
#16- *zips lips*

Look, I don't care much about the others, but if you even THINK about killing Fluttershy...

Is it wrong to have that sneaking suspicion that spike is aboard, and that your going to kill him.

Oh well, great story, loved the doubled chapter length, can't wait for the next update, yada yada yada


Oooh, the Mane 6 get to add 'sinking a state-of-the-art cruise liner' to their resume!

(I will be utterly heartbroken if they don't. Surely Twilight can accidentally create an iceberg while trying to make crushed ice for the girls' drinks on the forward deck or something...)

Someone needs to make a video reading of this fic, using music from the video as bg noise.

Can't wait for the next chapter! Your killing me here!

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#18- Why, I'd wouldn't think of killing Fluttershy! :scootangel:
#19- Yes, maybe and from now on, and thank you.
#20- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4qBNYJmV8
#21- I have no idea how to react to that.
#22- By the time you read this, I will already have started.

I'm really enjoying this story. Your prose is compelling, and even though I'm not a huge fan of the movie, somehow injecting familiar characters into the places makes the impending cataclysm all the more dramatic in foresight, if you get my meaning. Plus, I always like chapters that give the reader a lot to bite into, rather than just uploading like 900 words every few weeks.

Nearly fell out of my chair cracking up at Seth's "extended cameo", let's call it. :rainbowlaugh:

This is amazing!

Very nice character deveolopment, and yeah, good drama build up. Again, excellent story development. Keen on details too. Not one thing left unspoken of.

You may have missed a couple words though (I'm assuming it was 'playing card', not just 'playing...'). Still, really good on the technical side, especially for a long chapter.

I also find lots of parts funny, like AJ's and Fluttershy's declarations of being straight. That was rich.

The first thing I did when I opened this chapter was CTRL+F and type "draw me like." I was not disappointed.

Love the movie just as much as I'm loving this story! Continue my friend

I'm going to guess the ending that Jack dies and Rarity blah blah blah starts a relationship with spike.

Anyways lovely chapter, always a joy seeing this updated.


But...no panicked yelling coming from the crow's nest? :pinkiesad2:

Ah, well. At least the ship is sinking now. (Fun fact: I feel bad for saying that, considering this happened IRL) I won't lie, though. I actually usually only watched the second video tape.

I'm an action brony...

Been a while since I replied. Here goes nothing.


#24- Thanks very much. And I enjoyed his cameo more than anyone.
#25- Fixed what I found wrong, thank you for the tip.
#26- Now I know what CTRL+F does! Of course I put in that line! It is based off Titanic.
#27- With pleasure.
#28-Shut yer trap! I ain't done yet!:twilightangry2:
#29- You heard scream, correct? Good, friend Ragenule, good.

Holy Co-! Wow, I got first!

And...YAY, THE SHIP BROKE IN-HALF. Always was my favorite part, what with that dude's goon's expression being all like 'Oooohhhhh shhhhiiiiii-' just as it happens.

As for the ship being completely gone, is it going to be Dash who finds Rarity floating on a piece of debris? Assuming she lives. Which she probably will, considering the amount of rage you'll get from 'Rarity is best pony' Bronies.

...wait, I'm asking for spoilers, nevermind. Just take that as me speculating.

I still think that Jack is gonna die and Rarity will get with Spike. Wonderful chapter, can't wait for the next one.


*sigh* This means it's all coming to an end doesn't it? Still a nice read though

Ah, the comments! How I love the input of the outside forces!


#30- I've got Canterlot's top cryptologists working 24/7 trying to figure out what the hay you just said.:rainbowhuh:
#31- Are you trying to piss me off? Because it's working.:twilightangry2:
#32- Don't worry, my friend! There will still be more after this! I guarantee it!:scootangel:

Wheres the coast guard when you need em?

I had high hopes for this chapter, and it delivered with honours. Excellent adrenaline rush. :yay:


You know...in the movie? When the ship first starts breaking? That guy who acted like a loyal terrier to whatshisface the whole movie?

I was about to rage when I figured that RD was dead. :raritydespair:

But then she fell from the sky, and I was all like :yay:

I'm a little confused, though. Was she stuck in the barrel for a couple hours, bobbing on the surface? Or was is underwater for a while, and she peeked her head out when it surfaced?

EDIT: Oh, I forgot! Congrats on the final chapter! I enjoyed the story immensely.

:yay: Dashie's alive :pinkiehappy:
But it's also the end :fluttershysad:
Anyways, I loved it

*sniff* My last comment replies....

Until the epilogue's finished!

#35- Coast guard? They're in the middle of the ocean, dude.
#36- Adrenaline? Whatever floats your root beer, kid.
#37- Yeah yeah, I missed a part. Don't dwell on it.
#38- I'm still patiently awaiting the pissed off readers who'll try and find me for not killing off RD, or for making a joke of it.
#39- Wait! I said epilogue! Don't un-track or anything, wait!:pinkiegasp:

I had a feeling it was Spike, but it was still shocking to read that I was right.

Anyway, this was one excellent story. If there were any faults, I've forgotten. If I may...
You, NotARealPony.com is best (Not) Pony.

:facehoof:I can't believe I just did that!

Edit: To those who make a big deal with being "First".
1. HA! Try it here now!:trollestia:
2. Stop making a big deal about being first. :ajbemused: It's annoying.

I practically peed my pants when Dash and Pinkie were imitating Rarity and Spike. :rainbowlaugh:

I was reading along, kinda confused about Spikes monologue thinking it was all in the present. It wasn't until the line where Spike was looking at Twilight board the Titanic then I realized...


That was truly a great story, kinda sad to see it come to a close. Can't wait to see what other stories you got in store for us.


Sad to see it all coming to a close.... I love how Jack was actually Spike... one question though... how the fudge did spike get home?

I'm going to miss the comments. Oh well. One last hurrah.


#41- I can't believe you just said that either. But thank you.
#42- So did #11.
#43- Loading... loading... loading... I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW! :pinkiegasp:
#44- That's the beauty of it: You get to imagine it your own way. But I do have an explanation for his survival: He's a dragon. AKA A Living Oven. Couldn't freeze to death. So yeah. It was simply a waiting game.

To those who are interested: I have begun my next media adaptation. This one is a little less known in the world, so I hope that I can show people how great it is by re-writing it an putting it here. Check it out, please! Or if you don't want to, that's alright. :fluttershysad:

Here ta link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13447/Promethea%3A-Ponified


well, they're boned

I thought this was a great read. Not only did it keep my attention but you were able to write the characters very well and not to mention the great shocking twist at the end.

so all and all fantastic job. :pinkiehappy:

This has to be one of the best romance fics on this site. It's a shame that so few know about it. Definitely the best ponified fic for sure.
The characters are portrayed perfectly, and your own plotlines enhance the original story rather than detract from it.
Doing such a familiar story was a good idea with the reader in mind: you don't need to worry about the reader finding the plot too complicated.
Practically everypony knows the general outline of the plot, but it is an older movie, so it is still nice to read.
Well done, my good pony.:moustache:

,,, Totally cheating here as I'm reading the end chapter first to see how it turned out...
... But I really like the twist.

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