Silver Spoon is a busy mare. So very, very busy. But she makes time for Diamond Tiara. Best friends and all that. And as Diamond's best friend, she's willing to take time out of one of her rare days off to meet with an old classmate as a favor.

It'll be nice to see Featherweight again. For business purposes. Yeah. Just business. Diamond surely didn't have any ulterior motives. Nope. Never. Not Diamond Tiara, nooooo.

Don't let the bad cover art fool you, this is set many years after the events of the show.

An idea inspired by a recurring element in PatchworkPoltergeist's The Silver Standard. Written purely for the sake of getting it out of my head.

Featherweight saved Princess Twilight Sparkle's life, the least she can do is let him take her out for dinner. Spike and Rumble, on the other hoof, believe this to be a bad idea. Together, they'll hatch a plan to avert what is sure to be an unmitigated disaster.

This fanfic has been cancelled and will not receive further updates. Ever. Apologies to those who were following it.

NO INCEST!

When Button Mash finally gets hold of a new game he is disappointed to find that he needs some co-op buddies. Nopony seems interested at first, but things quickly change when his mother makes a visit to his school. They must just really like video games, right?

In a series of Lunar coincidences, Rainbow Dash gets in trouble while teaching.

Written for Trotcon 2018's Speedfics-R-Us panel. The prompt: write a story involving Rainbow Dash, Featherweight, and the Moon.

This is what happens.

April Fools 2016.

Applebloom is the last of her friends to be a blank flank. She is starting to worry she will never get her mark.

Rumble, the youngest participant in the rainwater tornado and hopeful future Wonderbolt extraordinaire, works too flipping hard. Featherweight justs wants him to loosen up for two seconds.

All work and no play makes Rumble a dull colt, after all.

Thanks to Lambent Dream for giving this a quick preread.

One hundred percent approved by Twilight's Library.

One little colt's talent turns into a huge fetish addiction! Witness Featherweight as he uses his camera skills to admire the wondrous physiques and features of the fillies and mares of Ponyville.

Rated TEEN for suggestive descriptions and many perverted imaginations from a little colt.

Man, I really made him a pervert? Yes, yes I did. Enjoy!

(She's not listed, but Berry Punch makes a main appearance too.)

Scootaloo owes Apple Bloom a favor... and must repay it by going on a double date. Apple Bloom is going out with Pipsqueak, and Featherweight will be Scootaloo's date. Will the tomboyish young pegasus make it through the date unscathed?

Featherweight is done with school. He is done with Diamond Tiara and he is done with Silver Spoon. They constantly bully him for having so short wings and large ears. He needs someone to comfort him, someone who can talk him through it, and what he needs most... Is a friend. These qualities connect to a certain Princess of the Night.

Tis a submission to the Official May 2021 Pairing Contest.