Yo, the name's Vinyl Scratch, and all told, I've got it pretty good.

I do what I love, I love what I do, and what I do is make music that gets ponies pumped. I mean, you've probably seen me around. Truth be told I'm kind of everywhere—from Canterlot to Manehatten—doing fashion shows, clubs, weddings, and at least two royal shindigs post-changeling invasion. Funny thing about that though...

Special thanks to Dreams of Ponies, The Masked Ferret, and Skeeter the Lurker for their editing and support.

A short story I wrote for an /mlp/ thread waaay back about "doing loving things to your waifu/horsebando". Unfortunately, since my particular art-skill-level makes stick figures look like Da Vinci masterpieces, I decided to try writing out a few stories instead. Now that I've actually got some real fictions going, I'm gonna throw this up here too, just in case anybody wants to read it. If you like it, let me know!

Art done by an anon on that same /mlp/ thread--if anybody knows the artist I will gladly add credit!

Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?

The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?

Dating each will answer that question!

Currently in the process of being edited. Featured on FiMFic sometime.

It's time for your first date with Princess Celestia.

However, your idea of a romantic evening is vastly different to hers...

Comments contain spoilers.

Submitting to trials, tribulations, lies, misunderstanding, and pain. And all these things for one purpose. To Befriend the Night.

Coverart by: jjames10 (Tome Turner)
Thanks man!

Sequel out now: To Swoon the Stars

What do you like to do with that special someone? Play games? Go to the movies? My special someone loves to cuddle. Or more accurately, special somepony.

Something I made because I haven't tried a romance, and Fleetfoot one of my favorites. Spoiler: lots of snuggles and fuzzy moments. Cover art is currently something I found while surfing Derpibooru.

(500 views?! Thank you all so much!)
(800 views?! I never thought you folks would enjoy this story that much...)

When a person gets bored they do anything just to get out of the boredom, doesn't it?

Even they open those annoying ads from the internet and do what they ask you to do.

Well this is my case too, a strange website where I can make any wish.

How I know its fake I will do it and my wish involve a certain night princess.

It’s false anyways, right?

Warning: the story might not make any sense! XD

Cover art got from here:

http://jiayi.deviantart.com/

I thought today was just going to be one of those regular boring, uneventful days, but boy was I wrong when I came home, and found a certain someone, or should I say somepony sleeping in my bed. Either I've been drugged, or someone switched my mushrooms from lunch today, at work, with those shroom things that make you hallucinate things. But I can just say that today didn't go as planned. This is a knock off of the story Princess Celestia is in your bed remember to leave a like, and or a comment.

(The picture is a cropped one of a larger product which was made by RomanJe on Deviantart and belongs to thesassyjessy on Deviantart.)

You've been stranded in this magic pony talking land for 6 years now. Thankfully you haven't lost your sanity despite being restricted to the Canterlot Castle this entire time.

During that time however, you've become friends with the Princess of the Night and, apparently, the Moon. Her name is Princess Luna but she does seem to have a mix of medieval and modern speech.

Though you wish to say she's your best friend with the pranks you both do and all around the castle. You can't help but wonder why she hangs around with you all the time though.

(Rated T for teen due to minor swearing.)

Nice clothes? Check. Bouquet? Check. Prettiest little nurse girlfriend of all time? Double check!

All that needs to happen now is for this big romantic surprise date plan to go off without a hitch. She'll be swept off her feet by dinner at a fancy restaurant, feel as special as she deserves to, and know that she is loved beyond a shadow of a doubt. It'll truly be a special night.
Well, assuming nothing goes wrong, but why would it?
No, of course not! Everything is definitely going to go perfectly according to plan.

Amazing art by Ezoisum, who you should go check out. Will take down if requested.