With my most recent, sweet, happy, cuddly, and utterly tame story out of the way, do you know what's next for me? Do you know time it is? Go ahead, guess, I dare you.
Ah well, I'm feeling generous, so here, have a preview:

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Well slap me silly and call me a twatwaffel! Ok. I'll shut up about this not being very well liked now.
I was...quite wrong. I'm a moron. Apologies.
But I'm glad you folks seem to like it.

Just...expect disgusting next time again, you've earned it.

-Pencil

Let me say a little something about this story.

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