Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie take on evil, fighting all crime to save the day!

Can the two overcome the villain's fiendish, shapely plot this episode!? Stay tuned and find out!

Just a story about two background ponies at a donut shop...or is it?

I wanted to do a sequel to "Two Background Ponies Eating Cookies" after seeing how popular it was, but I was short on material as I pretty much hit all my nuances with the show in the first installment. I basically had to change things up a bit. This might still work as an on-stage production, but it would have to be an ensemble (something more akin to what "Second City" might do) than just a dialogue.

I regret to say I don't think this is quite as good as the first. Since I am already aware of that, please don't overload the comments with things like: "Not as good as the first", "The first was better", "This was alright but the first was funnier", etc.

The image used is public domain.

Maud is the reigning champion of stand-up comedy in Equestria. But, with the discovery of the kirin village comes a new challenger to the forefront: Autumn Blaze.

How will things play out? Not well.

Collaboration with Alex_. Thanks bro!

Takes place after "Sounds of Silence" so, you know, there might be some spoilers.

Twilight, after many countless hours, thinks she's managed to finish an old, forgotten spell she'd discovered on an old, forgotten parchment that was tucked away in the depths of the Canterlot archives. All that's left to do is to test it out. What's the worst that could happen?

A longer, unplanned story written in a few of hours.
Killdozer Bake-Off!

Scootaloo and Princess Celestia get married and have an adventure inside Giant Twilight Sparkle's gall bladder.

Now with a reading by AShadowofCygnus

I'm so, so sorry. Blueshift made me do it.

A powerful sorceress threatens town. That's the least of everyone's problems.

Princess Celestia had planned on taking a leisurely walk to the princess store, but the angry mob of humans had different plans. Plans involving a gatling gun. Plans that were totally ruined by the fact that ponies are immune to bullets.

Princess Celestia isn't angry about being shot 287 times.

Every foal knows the legend.

You write a letter for help.

You set it on fire.

And she will appear to right all of your wrongs.

With her violence. Sweet, sweet violence.

These are her stories.

Thanks to EGStudios93 for the perfect artwork!

"...a short series of vignettes....that hit just that balanced sweet spot right between "Oh my god that's so dumb" and riotous laughter." -TCC56

Listen. You've read the title. You've read the short description, and now you're reading the long one. It's not THAT HARD. Sunset Shimmer Breaks Up With Everyone^tm. Okay? In this story, Sunset Shimmer, the Pony, breaks up with everyone. Because that's the thing you need to have in this entry for this contest. That's right, this is for a contest. Alright? Okay? Yeah. I'm writing it like 2 days before the deadline because who gives a toss. I'm not gonna win. Are you? Maybe you are! Maybe you, the potential winner of this contest, is reading this right now going 'hahah this ass, he's never gonna win', and you know what, you'd be right.

But before this story gets rejected because I didn't add the story summary in the description, let me repeat what happens in this damn story:

Sunset Shimmer breaks up with everyone.

Oh no! The fabric is here and it is also angry! Join Swooty Bell on her amazing adventure through space! Be awed by her epic battle with Fabric! Be amazed at her ultimate confrontation with the true villain!

(First chapter was written for, and won first place in the Trotcon 2014 speedfic contest)

(Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)