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Oh no! The fabric is here and it is also angry! Join Swooty Bell on her amazing adventure through space! Be awed by her epic battle with Fabric! Be amazed at her ultimate confrontation with the true villain!

(First chapter was written for, and won first place in the Trotcon 2014 speedfic contest)

(Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)

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Yes. YES. Not only is it here, there are MORE CHAPTERS. This is the best possible thing.

ITS SMART FABRIC
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Scootaloo was still dead.

I actually lol'd here

W-WAIT A MINUTE! I'VE HEARD OF THIS! It's one of the stories that was done during the Speedfic Contest in Trotcon 2014! Did not expect to see this at all when I was just scanning the home page!

"NO! HOW CAN THIS BE?" Cried bear, but it did be.

I lol'd

4609624 Sure is. I had a blast writing it. It needed to be longer to be eligible for upload, so it mutated into this monster,

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im cri evry tim

This is the very soul of what Trotcon fanfics should be.

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you're gonna kill me with this story

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If I hadn't met you at the con with my own face, I would suspect you of being Argembarger in disguise.

UNLESS YOU ARE ARGEMBARGER IN A PROTOPONY SUIT

UNLESS PROTOPONY WAS REALLY ARGEMBARGER ALL ALONG

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conveyor belts are gateway drugs

It's hard to get off them once you're addicted. :(

not even once

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yes and this was a good time for a taxes fight I saw it

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I hope it wasn't a megaman cylons are bad :(

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i like how it will keep on truckin

and this one's backward

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oh no the expositions how will I continue?

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i did not gasped this story is a LIE

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Every generation has its legacy, the works of high literature that define their time and endure well beyond those who created them. The Iliad and the Odyssey. The plays of Shakespeare. The Lord of the Rings. Pretty much anything by Dickens I guess. And now, Swooty Bell Adventures. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

It would be awesome if this had a "Full Life Consequences" version of it.

As Newtaloo has so eloquently stated, in the years to come history will remember Swooty Bell Adventures as one of the greatest works of literature mankind has produced.

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Pun?

EDIT

OH DERP THE ENTIRE NAME OF THE CHAPTER

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For some reason GoofyHoofy is my favorite joke from the entire thing. Every time I think about it i get an uncontrollable grin on my face. And yeah that may seem kinda egotistical to say about your own story, but man I can't help it that single word is just hilarious to me.

OmG!!!11!!!one!!! wen i got to thwe end were scotaloo died i was like "NOOOOoNOooOOO ScOOOtalo' and omg i started crying!11! do u now how hard it is to get mw cring? but relly IT WAS SO SAD AND IM STILLL GUSHING TERES (that was my word of teh dya)

10000/10!!!111!!!!one!!!one!!!!!!!11@!1!!
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4m4zing
When I read this, I came with such a force that I left.

:rainbowlaugh:WHAT THE ACTUAL FIRETRUCK AM I READING HERE?!

Blue Moon Of Kentucky kept on shining

That's gotta be about the funniest thing I've ever read on this site!

Roority watched.

a powerful Unitard

You've done it again!

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He liked some of my silliest horse words, so I told him he needed to see sillier. :V

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It's true, it's all true. I am trying to learn to be a better trollfic writer, since Present wants me to get in a trollfic war for no specified reason. Certainly not for the shortest breakup fic and the longest sentence.

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No, I actually don't want to do that, I just want you to be happy. D:

I came so hard from laughing at this fic.

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