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A series of silly oneshots. Twilight steps in a bear trap! Celestia screws up big time! Tank! All this and much much more!

I am so tired right now oh man enjoy!

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 45 )

Hmmm... on random 1-10 I give it a 6

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oh boy this will be a hot air balloon ride with my friends!

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waitwait

Is this a story collection or a single fic. c.c

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Story collection with interlacing themes.

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Well, it backfired, because now I'm starting to like it! Hah! Joke's on you! >:V

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I awake in a daze after a night of heavy crackfic writing.

"Huh, what's this?" I say out loud to no one in particular.

I click my notifications.

"Oh no, he actually LIKES IT NOW?"

I run to my secret basement, and open the box of eternity.

"It's all over now, I have no reason to write!"

I pick up the small wooden box, and press the button.

The crust of the earth begins to crack.

The word is over.

IM NO THE SEAT OF THE MY EDGE@

This is bad in the best kind of way.

Celestia flew to Ponyville, but was met with nothing but Spike.

I think this was my favorite line.

Okay...but...but...why?

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I don't think any of us were.

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Yeah pretty much

Sweet Sweetie Honey Bee was always my favorite Lovecraftian deity.

Said my bat pony OC who was really cool and had a scar and a missing eye.

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Said my bat pony OC who was really cool and had a scar and a missing eye.

If I hadn't already upvoted, that's where it would have happened. Right there.

"Turtle sounds." Said Tank.

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*thank you for upvoting sounds* said me.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I ALMOST FAINTED FROM LAUGHING AT TURTLE SOUNDS OH HOLY CRAP!

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Literally the whole reason I wanted to read this (other than it was funny as shit) was to get someone with a deep voice to read that line.

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Oh my Luna. You have killed me. I am ded.

The good news is that changelings can't die, so I can now prove that I'm not a changeling. The bad news is that I'm ded.

In conclusion, "TURTLE SOUNDS" needs to be a meme.

>> Super Trampoline

Sure it will!!!

:twilightoops: Well... any story where the Moochick dies in a fire is tops with me!

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