Swooty Bell battles the evil Fabric in this award winning hugo award nominated first book in the Swooty Bell Saga! (Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)
Oh no! The fabric is here and it is also angry! Join Swooty Bell on her amazing adventure through space! Be awed by her epic battle with Fabric! Be amazed at her ultimate confrontation with the true villain!
(First chapter was written for, and won first place in the Trotcon 2014 speedfic contest)
(Please note that spelling and grammar errors are intentional, for this is the world of SWOOTY BELL!)
Swooty Bell Adventures 1- The Return of the Fabric
One day Roority, the most dress pony in Equestra ran out of buttons for her hat. "OH NO" she cry "I AM OUT OF BUTTONS FOUR HET!". She ran away, knocking over the elixer! The fabric began to be living.
Scootaloo was being funaraled because she scooted tooo hard. "My best friend is dead!" Cry Swooty Bell. Apple friend was bored. "SWOOTY" yelled Roority "THE BUTTONS ARE GONE". Swooty screamed in sad. "NO DID YOU TIP OVER ELIXER?"
Far away down the road the dress barn exploded. The Fabric was here, and this time.....
ITS SMART FABRIC
DUN
DUN
DUN
Scootaloo was still dead.
Swooty was run to dress barn. "OH NO" she chuckled "THE BARN EXPLODED"
On the far off moon of Care-A-Lot, The King of the Care Bears smiled.
Swooty was preparing for....
WAR
PART 2: CARE-A-LOT
The Elder bears had voted to peace talk the ponies, but the young headstrong bear launched the elixer anyway.
"The Universe only has room for TWO talking animal armies, us and the wuzzels*" So he sent war to the ponies.
Swooty took her horn and upgraded it with AK-47 rounds. It was time to fight.
*Se issue 28 of "Fabric Wars"
PART 3: AND END TO ALL THINGS LIVING
The Fabric ate all it could see.Twilight Purple died from a Fabric overdose. Swooty had lost all. On the far off time of now, Swooty took the 100 megaton bomb.
THIS IS THE END
FINAL PART: AND THEY WOULD SING OF HER DEEDS
So yeah Swooty found her rocket pack and flew to space.
"NO! HOW CAN THIS BE?" Cried bear, but it did be.
Swooty crased into the Moon and they all died, and Fabric ate Eqest. Scootaloo is also dead.
So is everyone.
THE END
EPOPROG
Scootaloo saw the fabric, and all was good.she flew in Hevan and was happy.
Ok so Swooty Bell woke up one moring and it was decided by Princess Sun and Princess Other that Swooty Bell would save the day from the evil King Momba. The Momba had gone to Cantloot and stole all the screws that hold the tower together. Princess Sun called Swooty to ask for the help in finding the screws that held together the tower that King Momba had stolen that held together the tower.
"Swooty" Asked Princess Sun "Will you advenetur fourth and save the tower?" asked Princess Sun. "I will do it but first I need the magnetic" she said with determind. "Princess Other, bring us the Magnetic" Said Princess Sun.
Atop the volcano or something sat King Momba. He held the great Screws in his hand. "Now tower will fall over" he said with a smile.
Swooty got Magnetic and began her walk to Mt.Badguy.
PART 2: SHE WOULD FIGHT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD
Along the way Swooty battled many bad guys and she fought for all that is good.
PART 3: THE WAR AT GATES OF MOMBA
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PART 4: ASCENSION
Swooty was nearly die, but she held onto the new power she had gotten from the little dwarf at the palace of pain.
King Momba spread his huge bat wings and shot Swooty with the power of his power.
Swooty stood with all of her strong and looked at the locket. It was a picture of the only pony she loved, who died during the battle at the gates of Momba. She cried as she flew into the air with her new wings.
Momba flew away, and Swooty chased him.
They are in a dark Alley, and thy are both near scootaloo levels of death. Momba decided to use his final attach, and so did Swooty decided to use her final attack.
Momba exploded and Princess Sun fixed the tower.
Swooty fell to the ground. Mombas attack had greatly hurt her. Her body began to contort and bend. The smell of burning began to rise from her bubbling flesh. The sound of popping could be heard within her bones. She began screaming in agony as her body expanded.
A large explosion was heard in the dark alley.
Princess Other flew to her rescue, only to find her dead torn open body and hundreds of pounds of popcorn.
Swooty had become Alley Corn.
The End
Swooty Bell Adventures 3- The Good, The Bad, And the Swooty
Cough Cough Excuse me ok Swooty was having a party with her 2 friends but only Apple Friend showed up because the other one was died. But uh oh looks like a third one did show up but who is it Swooty has no idea. "Hey who are you and why are you at my friend party?" asked Swooty. "I am Cheesy Bread, the most Party Pony in Equesria Daily, but most people call me the pony with no name because I don't have a name" Said Cheesy Bread.
On the far off cake shop Pinker Play, the most party pony on Alabamestria, heard the words that the nameless pony named Cheesy Bread was saying, and she was mad at him with a smile she said angrily "I'm more party we have to fight this one out oh boy am I mad" "Oh Yeah?" said Cheesy no name "We will settle this with a GoofyHoofy"
And thus the GoofyHoofy, the great fun battle of ponies, was on.
Part 2: The Mare With The Golden Gun
The battle would be with swords, decided Princess Other, who had been visiting Scootaloos grave. "This will be my victory and I will rule all of Detrestria" said Cheesy Namey. The GoofyHoofy was a swordfight to the death. Today the true party pony will be decided.
Swooty Bell watched in awe.
Someplace near the Battleground Of Torment, Marcopolypse watched while also amused.
Part 3: The Godfather part 2
Pinker Play struck with might at No Name Sandwich, but he was also an Alicorn, so he flew away and struck her with his blade. Swooty Watched. Weird Al Cheese Loaf stabbed at Pinker, but she jumped out of
Part 4: Fievel Goes West
the way. Cheesey Breezy stabbed the ground, and used all of his Alicorn power to open a wormhole. Swooty fell into the wormhole. The Wormhole expanded and ate the town.
In the dark void of nothingness the party ponies prepared for battle.
Swooty flew through the wormhole, seeing things she could never imagine. Her mind began to expand as she saw forever and nothingness. She was given the wisdom of the great pony originators. She was given the power of the eldest of the pony warlords. She was given the pure enlightenment of the cosmos.
Pinker Play stood above the dead of garlic Toast. The battle was over.
Swooty was the most powerful pony on eqester. She reached the end of the wormhole. She hit the ground with a splat. Her bones liquified and her organs exploded.
Man you showed up at a good time because Swooty is being chased by a shady used car salesmen in new jersey.
Swooty was in over her head this time! Mr.McMeany was determined to catch Swooty Bell and turn her into a hood ornament for his new Volvo station Wagon. "You'll never get away from Mr.McMeany" howled Mr.McMeany. So anyway that's when Tom from Tom and Jerry showed up with a crane and wrecking ball. "Oh boy you're in for it now Tom owes me a favor" said Swooty.
The clouds turned dark as the red eyes of Marcopolypse watched from above.
And after that happened Swooty ran into a dead end alley. Mr.McMeany closed in for the killed. "Now you will be killed and turned into a care hood Ornament" he said just as the wrecking ball smashed him against the wall. He stood up and his body bounced up and down like an accordion and he had a bump on his head it was funny. He died instantly.
Part 2: Of MIce and Mares.
Jerry and Tom had the guns shooting at each Other. They both had lovesickness for Swooty, but she didn't know what her heart felt, so she said they should kill one of them to decide for her.
Tom the streetwise Alleycat shot at Jerry, but he was not going down without a fight, but he did go down without a fight because it was a direct hit to his heart. "Oh no I've killed my best friend" cried Tom.
Swooty was bored.
Part 3: Cat Scratch Fever
Tom was waiting for revenge because he killed his best friend so it was Swootys fault and he had to kill her also. He was waiting at the Dress Barn when she came home from the Battle Of The Ponytakers , an epic 12 part adventure available from Dark Horse Comics, when Tom jumped from behind Roority with his gun.
"We both had the feelings for you and now mouse is dead, I'll kill you for killing mouse when I killed mouse Jerry!" He shot at Swooty, and the bullet tore through her flesh.
Part 4: DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT!
Tom was sad that Swooty and Mouse died, so he killed himself with the gun jumped off a cliff.
This time swooty decided to to become the world famous sled winner by being the first black sled winner in the world.
Swooty and her mentor John Candy had just won first place in sled number 3, but the power of greed made John decide to cheat, so him shot all the other sledders and made Swooty win the whole thing. She get a lot of money and went home, and after that was when the armada showed up.
From the sky 1500 war ships descended. The large claws and supreme firepower overpowered Princess Sun and Princess Other, so they called for the only one who could help them in this moment of terror, but Scootaloo was dead, so they called Swooty Bell and Twilight Purple.
Part 2: Be Prepared
Swooty and Purple had hated each other for 3 years. Twilight had won race around the world, and Swooty had been run over by a jet. These things aren't related, but they still hated each other.
The Armada began laser beaming the town. Apple Dapple was turned to dust. Dragon Kid was on fire. Fast Spectrum went to fast and the armada made fun of her for it. She died from her injuries. Bashful Bernard had a stroke and also got stepped on.
Twilight Purple was the last of the pony hair six.
Part 3: Poor Unfortunate Souls
Swooty used all of her power to jump into the Mother Ship. She kicked the Aliens. On a huge screen a pair of red eyes looked at her. "Marcopolypse, I know it's you" said Swooty and was also angry at her. The screen turned off.
Twilight Purple used her power to shoot down 1499 ships.
Part 4: Hellfire
Twilight Purple used her power to shoot down the other ship.
Swooty turned to ash as the ship exploded.
The invasion was over, but the war
The war was also over.
The End
Swooty Bell Adventures 6- The return of Headstrong
Hey guys remember the care bears from chapter 1? Well guess what they are back now and this time it's going to be personal.
Commander Young Headstrong, leader of the Care Bears; had decided that he would make a new elixer and send it to roority.
In Horsetown U.S.A The elixer was in the mailbox. The Elixer has a box and the box said "Put me on fabric it will be ok this time from the care bears from part 1" so Roority knocked over elixer onto flowers this time.
Swooty picked up flowers and took them to the grave because it had been one year after Scootaloo died.
ACT 2: From the Grave
Swooty put the flowers on Scootagrave, and the ground started to shake. "I hate mondays" said swooty as the ground exploded. "I'm getting too old for this" said Swooty as she saw the monster. It was orange with purple hair. It has wings. It was.....
The Ultimate Fabric Monster. Lol you probably thought it was Scootaloo but no shes still dead.
"This is going to be one of those days" said Swooty as she jumped to attack Fabric.
ACT 3: Cancerlot
Yeah so remember when Swooty used the nuke to destroy the Care Bears? well it gave them cancer and now they really are dead, but Headstrong got in a ship and left before he got cancer but now he's lost in the cosmos uh oh.
Part 4: Just Another Day
Swooty won the fight so it was ok and she went to Cupcake Hall and Pinker Play made cupcakes for Swooty and Apple Friend.
Far off it space Headstrong was almost hitting a supernova star, but his ship was picked up by a bigger ship.
Marcopolypse smiled, and welcomed the Care Bear into her battleship.
Swooty bell jumped off of the train just before it crashed into the mountainside. Swooty deployed her emergency parachute and glided toward the main hideout.
Oogizuti, the evil artifact stealing monster, had just finally defeated his nemesis. Indiana Jones The Horse was dead. Oogizuti laughed.
Swooty burst through the hideout wall but the wall that's on top of a house, and kick Oogizuti in his mouth eyes.
The clouds grow darkened and the rain was happening oh great these are new shoes. Anyway the rain was falling and Swooty was ready to fight the evil bad guy.
Part 2: A Dark And Stormy Battle
Yeah one kick and Oggilove was defeated. Swooty saw that poor Indiana Jones The Horse was dead. She would have to tell Fast Spectrum, the fastest most rainbow pony in eckestrya the bad news.
Part 3: The Fall Of A Hero
Rainbow Pony Fast Spectrum was crying because it was at the funeral. Indiana Horse was buried next to Scootaloo.
The day was dark indeed because the horse was dead.
Part 4: All Would Hear And Be Silent
OogiZooti was almost Scootaloo'd, but a tall black and grey mare stood before him. Her mane was dark as night, yet it glowed red like the blood beneath her hooves. It waved like that of Princess Other, yet instead of stars only chaotic streaks of blood and fire could be seen. She was beautiful and horrifying and like something from the heart of Tartarus itself. She was surrounded by the smell of burning flesh and blood, yet it was alluring and sweet at the same time. Her eyes glowed green and purple with powerful magic. A huge smile was on her face. Standing behind her was a large red bear. The building rumbled as she spoke. A voice as 10 voices erupted from her mouth, yet unified as one. The walls began to shutter and all torches went dark as she spoke. Her voice had not been heard in over 3000 years in Equestria, and she wanted to make it heard.
"COME"
Tho hundreds of miles away, windows in canterlot cracked and shattered at the sound. Princess Sun found herself unable to move as tears streamed down her face. Princess Other lost her footing and fell to the ground.
Oggizuti stood, and could not speak a word. The wonder and terror of the situation had left him mute. He followed the mare into a large metallic orb.
For 5 straight minutes all of Equestria was silenced by "Laughter" yet it was more like the screams of the damned.
fell onto the conveyor belt. "Oh no im going to be kill" said Swooty. Mr.Miyagi stood feet away. "You never could bet me in a karate fight" he said with a grin.
The building exploded as Princess Sun burst in. "MR.MIYAGI! THIS ENDS NOW" she yelled in anger and power.
Princess Sun laser blasted Mr.Miyagi, but his power of asian deflected the blast.
On the distant moon of Endor the rebel fleet began it's counter attack against the galactic empire.
Part 2: His Name Would Bring Dread
Mr.Miyagi turned into second form that was Mr.Miyagi but with swords for hands. The battle raged on.
On the distant planet of Genesis the body of Commander Spock landed.
Part 3: Undeniable Power
Princess Sun shot Mr.Miyagi to the moon, but he grabbed the moon and tossed it at her.
The earth shook as the rock plummeted toward it. Children screamed. Animals went insane. The tides devoured cities. Mass suicides occurred all over the planet.
The moon struck with the force of every nuclear weapon on earth concentrated on a single spot. Millions died on impact. Princess Sun was killed. Canterlot was gone. All was lost.
Part 4: She Would Pluck Him From The Stars
Mr.Miyagi needed a nap after his victory.
He awoke in a large white room. Standing before him was a large Care Bear.
"Welcome" he said.
Swooty Bell never did get off of that conveyor belt.
Hey Princess Other is in this story ok here we go so Princess Other was flying and she saw a glowing figure on the ground. She followed oh and Swooty Bell was with her I guess because she's in the title.
"WHO ARE THEE?" Proclaimed Other. The figure who was secretly Marcopolypse but don't tell anyone, just stood but didn't answer. After that she laser zapped Princess Other.
Princess Sun woke up and flew to the exiting scene of the crime!
The mysterious figure was gone, and in her place was a dark Alicorn. "OH NO OTHER, YOU'VE BECOME A NIGHTMARE, AND IT'S THE MOON KIND OF NIGHTMARE" saw Princess Sun. "YES MY SISTER, FOR I AM A MOON NIGHTMARE! MY NAME IS....BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY!"
Blue Moon Of Kentucky kept on shining and she shot at Princess Sun but hit Swooty Bell.
Oh crap I forgot to divide this one into parts my bad just pretend i did ok?
Anyway Swooty died.
Princess sun was mad and backhanded Blue Moon Of Kentucky all the way to the moon, but Mr.Miyagi swooped in and rescued her and took her back to the vessel.
Welp we made it to ten so lets have an episode about Swooty Bell doing taxes.
Swooty Bell went to the tax store and bought all of the necessary documents to fill out her taxes, but couldn't find her w240s! She went home to look for them.
When she go home she sat down and used her calculator to add all of het net income for the year. She used her box o receipts and began adding.
Swooty counted Roority as a dependent. Swooty got a new job this year so she had to deal that and boy was it boring.
Part 2: Decisive Battle
Swoot forgot to carry the 1! oh no she had to start over.
Part 3: Return of a friend
Lol no its not scootaloo shes died. No ok so Swooty fixed the taxes and was almost done. By the looks of it she was getting a mighty fine return this year! But oh no Calculator was gone!
Ok swooty is runningng a mare-athon (get it?) today and shes all out of water.. Oh look her friend Apple Friend gave her more water thats' a good thing.
Swoot won the race and gave all of the cash to the "Screws For Towers" fund. Oh crap soory. Anyway swooty went home but someone was near her door that's right it was none other than uh I don' know some kind of robot or something yeah a robot. Swooty talked to the robot and he said that Luke Skywalker needed her help because the Kree had invaded Tokyo or some other crap like that. Ugh oh man sorry guys. Anyway the robo was a cylon or a megaman or somethnng. They went to sapce and helped luke win the battle ok sorry I've had to use the bathroom this entire time and i can't wait anymore ok bye
Swooty Bell stood at the foot of the monstrous creature. A long arm stretched into the sky.
Chaos
The hand of the monster came crashing down. Canterlot began to crumble. Horse Town U.S.A was ruble. Swooty could only watch in terror.
Across a vast empty void a large silver vessel sits completely still.
"ALL TASKMASTERS GATHER IN MAIN HALL" screeched a robotic voice.
Oogizuti stood from his command chair and exited his chambers. Headstrong left the command center immediately. Mr.Miyagi finished his space meal and ran to the main hall.
Near the ship was a large yellow star. The solar system was home to the great Wuzzle empire. The planets went dark as a huge orb of darkness encircled the sun. it was extinguished, along with all life orbiting it. Blue Moon Of Kentucky emerged from the remaining star dust, and flew back to the ship.
Part 2: The main Hall
The villains had all gathered. 10 minutes passed in silence as Marcopolypse watched them.
A cloaked individual slowly limped onto the platform in front of them.
"We have gathered you here for one simple reason. You all have had confrontations with Swooty Bell. The mission before us will fail if Swooty Bell is allowed to stand against us. All of you will receive orders after this meeting" He was cut off
"Excuse me, but what gives YOU the right to give us orders?" asked Headstrong. The room began to shake. In an instant she was standing in front of him, yet still was somehow on the platform watching them all. The red glow of her mane was gone, along with the images. Her mane was black as the deepest darkness you can imagine. She was standing over him with wide eyes and a grin that was more terrifying than any warcry.
"BECAUSE" The lights in the room went out at the moment she spoke "IT IS MY COMMAND" Headstrong lost all color in his face. Tears began to well up in his eyes. He knew this was the end.
Marcopolypse disappeared from the horrified Care Bear. She continued to watch without a word.
The man in the cloak slowly removed the hood. "Because my friend" he reveals his face to them "I was the only one to truly scare Swooty Bell.
Swooty Bell watched all that she loved destroyed. The beast had laid the entire town to waste with a single swipe of it's tower like arm. Swooty was at a loss.
3 days before the monster attack
Swooty Bell was entering the cavern of The Great Twix bar! "What business do you have with The Great Twix Bar?" asked the blue mare. "I have come with a letter from Twilight Purple" Said Swooty.
"Dear Twix Bar
I am writing you with a heavy heart. Your mentor and friend Princess Other has been corrupted and taken away by an unknown force. We beg of you, please meet us in Cantloot as soon as you can
-Twilight Purple"
The Great Twix Bar leaped from her throne and followed Swooty back to Cantloot.
2 days before the monster attack
Princess sun stood before her most trusted friends. Twilight Purple and Twix Bar stood in the front. Roority, Fast Spectrum, Apple Dapple, Pinker Play, and Bashful Bernard all stood a few feet back. Swooty Bell stood at her side, in place of Princess Other.
"My friends....I feel that I do not have much time left. The forces of evil have gathered, and the presents of an old terror has cropped up in my mind. I have been led to a terrible conclusion. The end of the world is at hand"
Nopony gasped. A few cried. Most were silent.
Twix Bar and Twilight left the Big Hall Of Super Princesses and headed to the courtyard. Without a word Twix Bar shot a blast of magic at Purple. They began a furious sparring match. Both needed to be in top form for the battle that was coming.
Swooty Bell stood in the great tower that she had saved from the evil of King Momba so long ago. She looked over the kingdom. She fixed her eyes on her home of Horse Town U.S.A. She could just barely see the graveyard.
"Oh Scootaloo, we need you now more than ever.
1 day before the monster attack
The Pony Hair Six had all gathered in the great tower with Swooty Bell and Twix Bar. They all looked to Swooty. She hesitated for a moment....
"Well, I know we aren't prepared for what's coming, but we have been through so much. Fast Spectrum, you helped me and Indiana Jones Horse defeat Oogizuti hundreds of times. Twilight Purple, you destroyed the entire invading armada. Pinker Play won the day in the great GoofyHoofy against Cheesy Bread. Apple Dapple you really do love apples. Roority, you spilled the elixer and I'm still angry about that but I want you to help us anyway. Bashful Bernard.....just keep on truckin"
The speech had inspired them. They would stand against the coming evil.
Marcopolypse watched the planet from far above. She fixed her gaze on a large magical gate at the center of the NeverEver Forest.
At the exact stroke of midnight she spoke.
"OPEN"
The gates of Tartarus opened. A monster the size of a mountain crawled from the dark prison.
Swooty watched as Cantloot fell from the mountain. Hundreds dead in moments. The monster was bigger than any whale, yet moved with the speed of a WonderThunder pony. Princess Sun had escaped just in time, but "The 6 Magic Rocks Of Save The Day" had been destroyed.
Horse Town U.S.A was gone, but a single monument stood. Swooty made her way through the wreckage. She walked up the steep hill and made it to the grave yard. A large stone scooter with the "Cutiepie Picturebutts" logo was still standing. "I'm sorry Scootaloo, I couldn't win this time. It's too powerful. SHE'S too powerful. You were the only one who truly knew who Marcopolypse is. Even Princess Sun only has a vague knowledge of her. Scoots.....I'm so sorry"
Swooty stayed at the grave, sobbing, as the monster freely destroyed equestria.
"HEY" Screamed a familiar voice "GRIT THOSE TEETH". A blue hoof came flying toward her, punching her in the face. "WHAT WOULD SCOOTALOO THINK OF YOU RIGHT NOW? YOU'RE PATHETIC" Yelled Twix Bar. "I'VE LOST A DEAR FRIEND IN THIS FIGHT AS WELL, BUT DO YOU SEE ME CRYING? GET UP AND SHOW THEM THE POWER O SWOOTY BELL! SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF THE CUTIEPIE PICTURE BUTTS. WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK WE ARE? WE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF EQUESTRIA!"
Swooty stood. She looked Twix Bar in the eyes. "Lets conquer this mountain!"
The monster had made it all the way to Western Horse Town U.S.A. A streak of color struck him in the face. A pink blur shot him with some sort of festivity canon. Somepony tossed apples at him. Roority watched. A purple flash blinded the monster. Bashful Bernard is hiding.
The monster let out a mighty roar, just as Swooty Bell and Twix Bar kicked at him in unison. They flew at the monster. It opened its huge jaws and swallowed them. seconds later the monster exploded.
"NOOOOO" screamed Princess Sun "I'M TOO LATE" She fell to the ground and began crying. "What's wrong? we defeated the monster and saved equestrura" said Swooty. "No Swooty. In the depth of tartarus live monsters and evil's far greater than any we have faced, but they pale in comparison to what is coming. 3000 years ago the Super Duper Wing And Horn ponies battled a great evil. It as known as Marcopolypse. I know so little of the war, but what I have gathered is that she could not be defeated by them, but a powerful Unitard named King Momba The Great found a way to lock half of her power away. All of the power of Equestria and Tartarus was nearly expended, but they succeeded. Her power was so vast that a terrible monster was born of the power. At it's surface it could use 1% of her power. King Momba locked it away, but in return he was left corrupted by her power. In defeating this monster you have freed the remainder of her power. We have no chance to survive...make your time ponies.....make your time"
Princess Exposition Sun fainted.
The Vessel of Marcopolypse began it's decent. The dark power rose to it, and returned to Marcopolypse.
The ship landed, and as it touched the ground she appeared before them.
"IT IS TIME" the words erupted from her. The ground under her hooves began to change color. Ponies started falling over dead without reason.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Asked Swooty.
"IN.." The ground shook "VER.." The sky turned red "SION" the air itself began to howl a deafening scream.
In the far reaches of the planet live strange beings. The Dragons of the Volcanic Wasteland. The Cutiepoos of the Mushroom Dimension. The Xenomorphs of Cybertron. The great Lionbirds of Lionbirdtopia.
-Lionbirdtopia. 200 miles past the Equestrian Border-
"COMMANDER CHIRPYCHEEPY, LIONBIRD CITY HAS BEEN DESTROYED" Cried Lt.Nestypie.
"Send out a squack alert to all bases. We will begin a counter attack on the Equestrians!" Said the triumphant Lionbird.
"No Sir....it's not the equestrians".
The Lionbirds flew high enough to asses the situation.
"Mother of....."
Lionbird City had not just been destroyed, it was gone. The once beautiful land it rested upon had been replaced by a cracked gray wasteland. Monsters and other evil beings roamed free, eating or murdering any Lionbird that had survived the initial destruction.
Commander Chirpycheep flew to the scene as fast as his lion wings could take him. Upon landing he was immediately overtaken by a profound feeling of hopelessness and dread.
Within the hour all life was taken from Lionbirdtopia.
Twix Bar awoke in a dimly lit unfamiliar setting. The sky was covered in a red sheet of clouds. The silence was unbearable. Twix Bar could hear every beat of her heart. She could hear the blood flowing through her veins. She could hear the short breaths of the creature standing behind her.
The creature was a large red centaur. "Hello Twix Bar, it has been a long time" said the beast.
"Tartarus Ricks, I should have known you were holding Marcopolypse leash" She said with a cocky smile.
"My dear Twix Bar, I had thought you smarter than THAT. I know non who could mach her power. No my friend, I am merely an escapee. A side effect of her true purpose" He held out his hand to the Mare. "You know what I want Twix" he said with a grin.
"As I told you 5000 years ago, I will NEVER join you" She blasted him with a shot from her horn.
Twix Bar found herself standing in a vast gray field.
"Do you think your old tricks would work on me" She asked with a proud tone.
"Now now My friend, I simply wish to educate you on the terror you are dealing with"
"5000 years ago you and Princess wayback locked me away beneath the Neverever Forest. As the years went by you sent more and more of your victims here with me. Although I became the master of this domain, it was still a prison. I, Tartarus Ricks, or as my followers called me, T.ricks, was completely powerless here. I commanded a vast army, yet had no place to march it. 200 years into my imprisonment she made herself known to me. I realized that YOU hadn't created this place, you simply claimed it as your own. She is the true master of Tartarus. For her it was not a prison, but a home. Her birthplace"
Twix Bar was taken aback by this hefty exposition. "You mean to tell me that she's NOT from another planet?" she asked with the intent to ask a question.
"She is not only from this world, but she is far older than both you and the first Princess. She may be the first living creature to ever live on this planet. I tell you this not to help you, but to show you the futility of your endeavor. You never could defeat me, so you locked me away. Now imagine a creature who is not only vastly more powerful than me, but calls your hellish prison home" He began laughing. Twix Bar was speechless.
Princess Sun awakens near the ruins of Western Pony Town U.S.A. All signs of her friends and the Vessel are gone. In fact everything was gone. Bits of ruble still litter the streets, but all of the buildings, and all of the ponies are gone or reduced to gray thin corpses. She fell to the ground and began to weep. Her kingdom. Her people. Her royal daily glass of scotch. All gone.
Twilight Purple found herself lost in the Neverever forest. A feeling of loneliness captivated her. The sound of barking could be heard.
"INTO THE DEPTHS WITH YOU" Screamed a deep but familiar voice.
Triple Head Fred, the great dog who guarded the gates of Tartarus, was before her.
"INTO THE DEPTHS WITH YOU"
The creature was confused by the changes happening. Tartarus was empty and strangely different than it had been just a day before. The beast was hunting the escapees, but was overwhelmed. It began hunting EVERYONE.
"INTO THE DEPTHS WITH YOU"
Twilight Purple attempted to reason with the poor thing, but it was determined to capture or destroy her. Twilight shot at the beast with her new Alicorn magic (oh yeah Twilight Purple is an Alicorn now" but it didn't phase the beast. Twilight decided to run for it, hoping she could find Swooty Bell or Princes Sun. Instead she ran right into another fleeing pony.
"Twilight. are you ok?" Asked Twix Bar.
"I think so, but Triple Head Fred has gone insane. We have to run" said Purple and she was really serious about it.
"Well we can't go THAT way beca--" she was cut off by the arrival of T.Ricks.
The time had finally come! The planet would be reborn under her full control.
Marcopolypse stood atop Mt.Badguy, looking over equestria. "MY TIME IS NEAR!" She proclaimed.
The Volcanic Wasteland began to crumble. The rocks and Dragon Nests sunk into the ground. The Cracked gray earth rose in it's place. The planet was inverting. Tartarus would dominate the surface. Eqestria would be damned to the terror and blackness of the underworld.
Her work was now half completed. The planet was split between the light and the darkness.
She awoke at the bottom of the hill. She dragged herself to the top. Scootaloos gravestone had been destroyed. "Hello Swooty Bell. It has been a long time" Mr.Miyagi was standing in front of the grave. He had karate chopped it to oblivion.
To Be Continued.
Swooty Bell Adventures 15 part 2 - Tartarus Rising
Mr.Miyagi looked down at the small horse person. "This is the end Swooty Bell. You never could defeat me in a Karate battle!" Mr.Miyagis arms turned into swords like in the game Prototype 2 because I just beat Prototype 2 and it's on my mind right now. Swooty leaped at him, but was kicked in the face. Swooty bell fell right into Scootaloos grave. For some reason this gave her determination.
"Now we end our 100 year battle" Said Swooty oh yeah and she's also 200 years old and has been fighting Mr.Miyagi off and on for 100 of those years she's been born.
The battle was intense but I don't know much about Karate so lets see. Swooty did some kind of spinning kick and Miyagi "Hey that's Mr.Miyagi to you" oh sorry Mr.Miyagi punched her in the stomach and she fell onto the grave again. For some reason this gave her determination. Swooty kicked Mr.Miyagi until he was the same consistency as chili.
"Thus ends the greatest Karate teacher I ever knew" Oh yeah he was also her teacher.
Swooty could see the dark clouds encircling Mt.Badguy. She ran as fast as her horse feet could take her.
Princess Sun flew high above the red clouds. As soon as she emerged she felt her power begin to drain. The sun was being devoured!
"My dear sister, thank you for joining me here, on the final setting of the sun. Tomorrow dawns in darkness! THE NIGHT TIME HAS BEGUN!" (Man I love that song like really wow that's why I directly stole the lyrics man it's a cool song).
Princess sun flew as fast as her horse wings could take her, but she was weak. She remembered the first time she saw the yellow sun.
Thousands of years ago Princess Jor-El had discovered that Horse Krypton was going to explode! He sent his daughters to Horse Earth to escape. Upon landing they both found that they drew great power from the sun and moon. And then they battled Lex Hoofor, but that's a story for another time.
Princess Sun blasted Blue Moon Of Kentucky with a sun blast, but it was weak because of that whole sun debacle that's going on. Princess Other I mean Blue Moon Of Kentucky shot back with Prism Moon Power! Princess Sun was outclassed by her sister. She only had one hope.....and it would cost her dearly.
Swooty Bell made it to the foot of Mt.Badguy. "This is it, the final battle begins now" she said to herself.
A large stone door opened.
"Ah, Swooty Bell, it has been a while" Said a smiling Oogizuti. "You have no idea what power you are preparing to face. Even now the entire planet is bending to her will. What do you think you can accomplish here?" Oggizuti punched her with his hand tail. "This is the end of Equestria!"
A sonic boom was heard, and Oogizuti was kicked against the side of the mountain.
"Hey, don't you think that was a DASH over dramatic?" Said Fast Spectrum. Come on Swooty, lets finish this....FOR INDIANA JONES HORSE!"
The ponies leaped in unison. Oogizuti screamed as the hooves came rainbow crashing onto his skull.
"Just like you to lose your head over a little fight" said Swooty bell. Blood was everywhere.
The two mares were cornered. "Come now Twix Bar, I will let you both live if you simply become my bride!" Said the dashingly handsome T.Ricks.
"My heart already belongs to someone, and it surly is NOT you!" Twix Bar opened the locket she kept around her neck. A picture of T.Ricks and her smiling together was seen. "THIS IS THE ONLY MAN FOR ME!" She screamed as she shot him with her AK-47.
Twilight Purple tried reasoning with Triple Head Fred "FRED, IF YOU DON'T KILL ME I'LL BUY YOU A BOX OF BACON STRIPS! DOGS DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT BACON!".
Fred roared at her "BACON STRIPS COME IN A BAG NOT A BOX!" he swiped her with his huge claws.
Oh boy how are they getting out of this one? Well they had a plan!
"Oh my sweet T.Ricks! I have changed my mind! run over here and give me a hug!" !.
"Oh..uh...Fred...I have that bag of bacon strips........come get it boy!"
Both monster came running. Twix Bar and Twilight Purple both jumped out of the way.
The monsters crashed into each other. The explosion of power and guts was so powerful that it launched both of the mares miles away to safety.
Swooty Bell jumped on Fast Spectrum's back and they began the task of flying. "Thanks Fasty Dashy, it would have taken me forever to climb this mountain" this was obviously Swooty Bell talking.
"No problem but oh no I cant fly into those red clouds!" said Rainbow Lightning Super Fast Spectrum.
Swooty jumped off of her back, and began climbing into the red clouds.
"STARE!"
Swooty was hit with a beam of energy.
"STARE!"
She was struck again!
"STARE!"
and a third time
"STARE!"
this is getting ridiculous
Swooty began to run, but she kept getting hit. A creature began to approach her. He came into view.
"CAREBEAR STARE!" Headstrong hit her again, and she nearly fell over the side of the mountain. "Finally Swooty Bell. I can destroy you once and for all!" he care bear stared again, and she fell. She grabbed his leg and they both went plummeting through the air.
"HEADSTRONG, YOU FORGOT ONE THING AND I ALSO FORGOT..........I HAVE A ROCKET PACK!" She pressed a button and they began flying. "And I have one more surprise" She reached into her backpack "I STILL HAVE ONE OF THESE!" Swooty kicked Headstrong. As he fell Swooty dropped the object.
Headstrong hit the ground. He was hurt, but alive. The object struck the ground in front of him. It was a small nuclear bomb.
Headstrong was disintegrated.
Swooty landed back in the same spot she was in on the mountain. The rocket pack was out of fuel.
She approached a large object. She couldn't tell what it was because of the clouds you see.
Swooty continued to walk until the object could be comprehended.
In the depth of Horse Earth a strange thing occurred. A large cavity had developed, and a stone alter had formed from seemingly nothing. From above black water and oil dripped onto the alter. Over the course of 1000 years the cavity was filled. The alter began to glow as the oil took form. A small gray horse now lies on the alter. Her heart is bright and beautiful. She stands for the first time.
She was alone. She wondered the now rather large cavern, yet no signs of life would be revealed to her.
On her 1000th year alone, she made a discovery.
A large metallic orb. Inside she found nothing living. Instead she found great technologies and information about Horse Earth, along with many other planets. She learned to build. She learned to read. She learned to love and hate. She would live here alone for years beyond her knowing.
For what could have been millions of years she was alone. Her heart grew dark as she learned of other life. Life she had no ability to reach. She discovered that the more she allowed hatred to enter her heart, the more powerful she would become.
One day things changed. A small frail centaur was locked away in her cavern.
She would watch. Eventually thousands of life forms would fill her home.
Her power was immense by this point.
She would eventually leave her home, yet she yearned for the black water that would rise from the cracked gray earth and fall from the rocky dead sky. She had brought a huge supply with her, but she used it for other means. She wanted to live in the open world, but the world would need to change for her.
Princess Sun was low on energy and struggling to remain standing as she activated her final attack (Oh man sorry I stole lyrics again my bad lol you know like derpy said).
"You can not hope to win! Soon Marcopolypse will rule this planet, and the sun will be just a memory" Said Blue Moon Of Kentucky.
"No, maybe I can't win, but I CAN STOP YOU!" Princess Sun blasted a beam of light into the sun.
"Hahaha what do you think you're accomplishing" asked Blue Moon of the rest of her name.
"Goodbye my sister" A single tear rolled down Princess Suns horse face.
A solar flair erupted from the sun.
Princess Sun and Princess other had been vaporized.
Oh crap that means Twilight Purple is in charge oh man please no.
Swooty was totally defeated by the might of Mr.McMeany.
"I was going to kill you first, but I think I'll keep you alive as I skin you!" Swooty tried to fight back, but his power was just so much powerfull.
Swooty was dying. She couldn't even move. The lights grew dim. Mr.McMeany pierced all four of her legs and spread her out on the cold floor. His spider leg poked into the top of her chest. She began screaming as he slowly cut down her entire body. She began to cry. Not because of the pain, but because the world was doomed. She had failed.
A metal foil came flying through the air. Mr.McMeany's spider arm fell off. "WHAT, WHO DARES.....No, not YOU!"
Before him stood the great heroes. The mighty saviors.
Tom and Jerry both lunged at him with the swords. "Go Swooty also i brought a first aid kit. Now go and stop that horse once and for all" said tom.
"Swooty ate the first aid kit and felt a lot better. She ran out of the Vessel.
Swooty ran as fast as she could. Just as she left she could hear the sound of explosions coming from the Vessel. She ran and ran and BOOOOOOOOOOOM the entire thing exploded man was it cool but also sad poor tom and jerry.
Marcopolypse watched in disbelief as her Vessel was destroyed.
"SWOOTY BELL!" She yelled.
Swooty Bell found herself teleported directly in front of Marcopolypse.
"YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MY NEW HOME. IT IS FINALLY TIME FOR YOU TO FEEL MY TRUE POWER!"
"Eh" said Swooty Bell.
Marcopolypse entire body glowed in a hellish red. The power expanded from her.
Swooty bell had no time to react. She was thrown from Mt.bad guy, and she was sure she was going to die.
A moment before hitting the ground a fast moving pony swooped in and grabbed her. The speed and power behind her flight was like nothing she had ever seen.
"Hey Swooty, been awhile"
Swootys eyes widened.
"SCOOTALOO? WHAT? HOW?" Swooty was flabbergasted (I love that word).
"I'll get us away from Marcopolypse and I'll explain everything.
The great inversion had taken it's toll on all parts of the planet, yet the remnants of one city still stood. Cloud Horse City U.S.A.
Scootaloo landed and also gave swooty a walk on cloud pill.
"So remember last year when I 'died'? Well that day I had been scooting a lot. Much more than I ever had. I went straight home and fell asleep. Twilight Purple saw me sleeping and ran in. She picked me up and buried me and told everyone I was dead. Also, remind me to kick Twilight Purple for being a moron" Explained Scootaloo.
"But we buried you a year ago. how did you survive?" asked Swooty.
"Swooty, you know the secret of my birth. I've only ever told you and Twix Bar. Apparently I don't need air OR food to survive. It well hell in the casket for a year, but Twilight Purple had buried me SO deep that when the planet inverted my casket was uncovered enough for me to escape" Scootaloo got a look of determination in her eyes. "We need to finish this. I'll take you back. I don't think I can fight her, but I REALLY want to have a word with my Mother!" Said Scootaloo and the audience gasped.
At this time only a few creatures survived on the planet. Swooty Bell, Scootaloo, Apple Friend, Apple Dapple, Bashful Bernard, Fast Spectrum, Pinker Play, Roority, Twilight Purple, Twix Bar, Marcopolypse, and the brain of Mr.McMeany. All other life was gone.
Swooty Bell and Scootaloo landed on the top of Mt.Bad Guy with a crash. Without a word Swooty did a flying kick at Marcopolypse. She deflected it with ease.
"MOTHER!" Cried Scootaloo. "WHY DID YOU CREATE ME JUST TO ABANDON ME?"
"MOTHER? I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER YOU FOOL. YOU ARE SIMPLY A FAIL-SAFE FOR ME! YOU ARE MADE OF THE SAME POWER AS I, YET YOU ARE KIND, SO THE POWER OF HATRED HAS NOT EMPOWERED YOU! IF MY POWER IS DEPLETED, I WILL CONSUME YOU AND REGAIN MY STRENGTH!" She began to laugh a cold bitter laugh.
Swooty bell took this chance and lobbed a grenade at Marcopolypse. It didn't kill her, but it knocked her over real good. She retaliated with a swift kick to the face.
"MY POWER IS ABSOLUTE HERE! THIS IS MY DOMAIN. THE OCEANS WILL FILL WITH THE BLACK WATER OF MY BIRTH. I WILL DEVOUR THE ENTIRE COSMOS" She was giddy with delight.
Scootaloo was heartbroken. She knew Marcopolypse was evil, but to go this far...she really didn't have a mother.
"SCOOTALOO, THINK OF EVERYTHING SHE'S DONE. THINK OF EVERYONE SHE'S HURT. SCOOTALOO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO SO!" Pleaded Swooty Bell. Swooty tried another attack, but she was no match for Marcopolypse.
"AND NOW I WILL END THIS ONCE AND FOR........." Marcopolypse was unable to move. She felt her power draining. "NO, WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
Scootaloo stood before her. "You told me I couldn't use this power. "YOU TOLD ME I HAD A KIND HEART. THIS IS ALL TRUE, BUT I FOUND SOMETHING TO HATE. SOMETHING TO HATE ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOU! I HATE YOU!" Scootaloo began to glow a terrifying red. Marcopolypse began to deteriorate. Scootaloo was consuming Marcopolypse.
"PLEASE, MY DAUGHTER! I LOVE YOU! WE CAN RULE TOGETHER! PLEASE!"
She was gone.
Scootaloo held more power within her than the sun itself. She flew far above what was once Equestria. She unleashed all of the power of Marcopolypse.
A day passed as the word was transformed. The earth was inverting yet again. All was being put back into place. Many who had been pulled into the earth actually survived.
All destruction caused by Marcopolypse was not washed away, yet hope was brought back to the planet.
Scootaloo and Swooty Bell stood on the hill above the remains of Horse Town U.S.A. They had a long road ahead of them, but they had good friends to help along the way.
