Once upon a time, in the mystical and whimsical Land of Ooo, there lived two self-proclaimed sisters. The oldest, a Demon tied to the Setting Sun, and the other—younger by just a few years—a Vampire Queen.

Together they could do anything. And so, they embarked on an epic quest: To bring the sickest, gnarliest licks their guitars could produce to the unsuspecting people of Ooo.

And possibly save the world if they felt like it.

(Art by DustySculptures)

As fate would have it, Twilight had to hatch a much bigger egg this time.

No singing, no baking, no parties, no smiling.

The accident five years ago didn't just drive a wedge between Pinkie Pie and her friends, it stole her very identity. She had no choice but to move back home, to a hard life of farming rocks and managing her condition. Since then, she's built her family's farm into a successful corporation and the backwater town of Big Rock into a bustling city. But none of that gives her purpose.

When a new danger arises, threatening everything she's worked for an everypony she loves, will Pinkie be able to do what's necessary to save them? Or will her demons finally overtake her?

Note: The Crossover tag is a spoiler, but this story should be accessible to most readers. Comments that discuss the crossover and spoilers for the story without [ spoiler ] tags will be deleted!

5th place finalist in the May 2014 writeoff, "Beneath the Mask". Artwork by zanefir-dran!

Princess Celestia has a talk with her newest student.

A parody of iwoaforever's The God Empress of Ponykind

This story is a sequel to Phoenix Wright - Turnabout Storm!

Twilight Sparkle and Phoenix Wright. A human and a pony. A lawyer and a unicorn. The unlikeliest of couples, their bond was forged and tested in the trials of Turnabout Storm. The storm passed, but their feelings for each other did not, even after Phoenix went home. How far will Twilight go to see him again? Is what they feel real, or merely a magical artifact? Is it even possible for man and mare to be mates? Can they be together, or are the differences and distances between them simply too great...?

DISCLAIMER: This story makes no claim of endorsement by or affiliation with the original Turnabout Storm production, or being in any way official. It's a continuation to the unofficial novelization, not the original videos themselves.

This is a T-rated version of The Lawyer and The Unicorn (M-rated version) available through my story page. The M-rated version adds a great deal of adult content! If you wish to read it, its introductory blog is here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/475549/the-great-ship-sets-sail

Writer: Firesight (firesight72@hotmail.com)
Co-writer: Leo Archon
Prereaders/Editors: AJ_Aficionado, SilentwoodFire, ClaytonTheHunter, EbonHaste, James CyberLink

Every foal knows the legend.

You write a letter for help.

You set it on fire.

And she will appear to right all of your wrongs.

With her violence. Sweet, sweet violence.

These are her stories.

Thanks to EGStudios93 for the perfect artwork!

"...a short series of vignettes....that hit just that balanced sweet spot right between "Oh my god that's so dumb" and riotous laughter." -TCC56

It was a normal day in Equestria, until it wasn't.

Princess Twilight Sparkle is about to discover what happens when corporate focus groups dictate the direction of a franchise. The future is here, Boomer, and it is made of yeet.

Rated N for Noice Not Very Cash Money. Contains no G5 spoilers! Like, I didn't even get their names right! Cover art by LilPinkGhost!

"Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you!" - Ice Star

After Zephyr finally gets a job, Dash points out that Fluttershy still hasn't got one. So where's her money coming from? Fluttershy seems to be the only pony who doesn't know.

Peddler, sorry, that's Prodigious Peddler, is one of the saving graces of the Equestrian Wasteland. He's no stallion with a hero complex, nor does he have any profound sense of wisdom or grace. No, he's one of the many traders bartering wares from town to town. Need a good weapon? With the right number of caps, he might have something for you. Looking for information? Everything has a price.

It was a simple life with simple goals, but the Wasteland is not down with Prodigious Peddler just yet. A filly barters safe passage with him to Megamart in the Hoofington area. A trader's word is gold, and the deal is struck, yet there's something this filly's hiding from him.

That's fair. He's hiding his own secrets.

Prereaders: Eternal bro Softy8088

Tales of a Junktown Pony Peddler was written by Squeak and produced by the Pony in a Box Productions team. This literary adaption was produced by myself.

Megan Williams had no big goals in life. Just to take over the family farm from her father. Then one day, her entire life is thrown into chaos when she finds herself transported to another world, full of magic and mythical creatures. A world where her very presence could threaten the precarious power balance that has existed for a millenia, for once there, she finds herself caught up in a political game of cat and mouse that threatens to plunge the world into war.

G1 MLP / G4 MLP Crossover

Special Thanks to Kevin Lee and Page-Mistress for their fantastic job of editing and proof reading.

Spin-off by Natomon01: Here