1. Member Since 13th May, 2012
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I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Words To Waste Your Time

  • T Peak Performance

    Rainbow Dash lures an impressionable Scootaloo into the hidden world of performance-enhancing substances.  · Softy8088
    1,126 words · 1,354 views  ·  150  ·  3
  • T Winter's Child

    Twilight Sparkle deals with an unexpected pregnancy - and the complicated relations that led to it.  · Softy8088
    76,670 words · 12,461 views  ·  1,114  ·  108 · sex
  • E ...And Borrowing Dulls The Edge Of Husbandry

    Applejack needs money. Twilight Sparkle has money. Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.  · Softy8088
    8,588 words · 7,596 views  ·  870  ·  10
  • E Hero

    Rainbow Dash fails to be heroic. Things turn out okay anyway.  · Softy8088
    7,418 words · 797 views  ·  60  ·  3
  • T The Cost Of Life

    To save Twilight Sparkle's life, another pony must die. Celestia and Shining Armor hatch a morally-dubious plan.  · Softy8088
    3,533 words · 5,882 views  ·  557  ·  13
  • T On The Importance Of Spelling

    One expects that a husband would know his wife's name. Shining Armor doesn't.  · Softy8088
    4,096 words · 17,364 views  ·  1,949  ·  28
  • E Pony and Prejudice

    A pony loves a changeling. Is their relationship worth the difficulty?  · Softy8088
    5,137 words · 3,876 views  ·  278  ·  12
  • T Dark Rituals

    Is Luna evil? Twilight Sparkle investigates, and makes a shocking discovery.  · Softy8088
    7,700 words · 1,325 views  ·  107  ·  8

Best Long Pony Tales

  • Body And Mind When a changeling is captured by royal guards, both he and ponies find their assumptions about each other challenged. by Starman Ghost 66,224 words · 15,619 views · 2,086 likes · 55 dislikes
  • Flipside A retelling of the first two episodes in an Alt. Universe. Spike is the pony, Twilight the dragon. by Bed Head 85,211 words · 10,904 views · 950 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Smiling Flowers Cheerilee's Cutie Mark symbolizes her love of teaching...at least, that's what she tells everypony. by TheBrianJ 27,984 words · 12,238 views · 967 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Tiny Wings Scootaloo has always been a filly with big dreams, but can they all come true? by DeadParrot222 35,581 words · 16,917 views · 1,035 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Who We Are A chilling letter from Celestia throws the girls' world upsidedown by kits 18,828 words · 22,056 views · 1,688 likes · 37 dislikes

Best Short Pony Tales

  • Big Horseshoes When asked to write an essay on his hero for a school assignment, Rumble writes about the only pony he can think of who's deserving of the title: the stallion who's loved, protected, and cared for him the most. by Bad_Seed_72 6,929 words · 4,940 views · 597 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Moonlight Vigil There's a mare in the moon, and she's watching by SheetGhost 3,755 words · 4,502 views · 173 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Sanctity of Life What happens to a Pegasus who can't fly? Scootaloo's about to find out. by SilverSolstice 4,346 words · 4,376 views · 218 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Normal Applejack and Big Mac go out for a nice normal dinner. by A Fistful of Apples 3,038 words · 4,485 views · 213 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Who Needs to Talk? After the royal wedding, two guards watch over the empty altar. They're not supposed to talk. But... by Peter Yellowhammer 4,325 words · 4,249 views · 231 likes · 1 dislikes

Best Sexy Pony Tales

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  • E The Ballad of Smarty Pants

    Smarty Pants tells a story about her best friend, Twilight Sparkle.  · Shakespearicles
    5,251 words · 1,037 views  ·  129  ·  4
  • E Thorax is Secretly a Changeling

    Nopony expects the changeling to be a changeling.  · Palm Palette
    1,766 words · 4,928 views  ·  554  ·  16
  • T The Parable of the Dead Lizards

    Nathaniel Hawthorne does My Little Pony.  · Violet CLM
    3,138 words · 972 views  ·  65  ·  1
  • E Not-A-Ling

    Twilight is not a Changeling. After all, that's what she insists.  · Alex Prior
    1,843 words · 4,852 views  ·  481  ·  12
  • E The Reality I Choose

    Battling Starlight Glimmer, Twilight finds herself in another alternate timeline. Only this time, she finds herself in the Golden Oak Library with the Princess of Friendship: Sunset Shimmer.  · The Hat Man
    6,989 words · 10,354 views  ·  973  ·  15
  • T In Your Kaleidoscopes

    After experimenting on her schoolmates' magical music abilities, Sunset Shimmer is haunted by glowy pink butterflies. Surely there's a reasonable explanation for this. Surely.  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    4,293 words · 5,648 views  ·  572  ·  24
  • E Principal Celestia's Family Reunion

    The Rainbooms decide to crash Celestia and Luna's family reunion, and discover something really creepy going on.  · MythrilMoth
    2,715 words · 9,007 views  ·  809  ·  21
  • E Atonement

    Thirty moons later - Sunset Shimmer goes through the portal, expecting to be punished for her crimes. On the other side, Celestia is already waiting.  · Glimmerglaze
    7,324 words · 11,845 views  ·  977  ·  16
  • E Dying to Get There

    None of Twilight's friends would be silly enough to believe a newspaper article that claims she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?  · Titanium Dragon
    4,825 words · 19,868 views  ·  2,747  ·  64
  • T Uhhhhh...

    Shining Armor decides he is Twilight Sparkle.  · Between Lines
    1,570 words · 9,008 views  ·  1,201  ·  34
  • T Blink

    Twilight does some research into her tried and true teleportation spell.  · zaponator
    3,947 words · 12,300 views  ·  1,496  ·  43
  • E Stage Fright

    Having joined the Ponytones on tour, Fluttershy doubts she'll be able to sing once actually on stage.  · Bugle
    1,770 words · 318 views  ·  33  ·  0
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#86 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·

Huh. Two comments in a row.

Anyway, howdy!

#85 · 39w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

Heya! Was just randomly thinking about you. Hope stuff is going well for you.

Spacecowboy
Story Approver
#84 · 59w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Just popping in to say hello, Softy, since it's been awhile. Hope all has been well for you. If you ever find the time for a bit more of Winter's Child and are looking for an added eye after all this time, just let me know, I'd be more than glad to lend some aid. Cheers.

#83 · 76w, 2d ago · · ·

Thank you for adding "The Reality I Choose" to your list of favorites! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :pinkiesmile:

#82 · 93w, 1d ago · · ·

You are an awesome writer! Brohoof:  (\

One question: why do you write so many (well, 2 I suppose) fakeout fics?

Edit: /reads previous comment

:facehoof: never mind.

#81 · 94w, 5h ago · 2 · ·

>>1931607

Warning: I'm very fond of misleading-the-audience twists. There is just one story that doesn't have one, and I won't say which one. :ajsmug:

...so it's misleading the audience by not misleading the audience.  Devious.  :trixieshiftright:

#80 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1930143

Hello!

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

Forever Is A Long Time does exist here (though not publicly listed), now including the small dialogue fix I mentioned in the writeoff thread. It's also on the PFA. Not sure about putting together a collection. I'd kinda need at least two things to put in it. :unsuresweetie:

As for my own stories, I guess On The Importance Of Spelling was my best-received. My own favourite is Dark Rituals, yet its reception was lukewarm. The Cost Of Life is probably the best compromise between my own and public opinions.

Warning: I'm very fond of misleading-the-audience twists. There is just one story that doesn't have one, and I won't say which one. :ajsmug:

#79 · 94w, 4d ago · · ·

Your Writeoff entry "Forever Is A Long Time" deserved its gold, and is worth a follow as well. :twilightsmile:  I know you said you didn't plan to expand it, but any plans to at least drop it in a short-stories collection or some such?

Also, which of your stories are you proudest of?  I should dig through your back catalogue a little.

#78 · 126w, 4h ago · 1 · ·

>>1497614  I agree.

#77 · 133w, 6d ago · 5 · ·

I love Winters Child cant wait for more.

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