Gabe Newell, praise be him! Goes one on one with The Conversion Bureau! The Bureau threatens to permanently close Valve for good and completely destroy modern gaming, Steam, and the chance of a third Half-Life game. So, Gaben takes his complaints straight to the big princess herself: Princess Celestia. Asses are kicked! Crowbars are thrown! Button Mash does some stuff!

Special thanks to: Gabe Newell

Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

Sky Stinger thinks that the Holy Grail is hidden down his toilet. He must get it out to win Vapor Trail's love!

Okay so, today my friend convinced me to attend a convention with some other so called friends. I take along my 3DS with a copy of my Omega Ruby to help pass the time. While playing I got spotted by some guy, calls himself the merchant, who sells me a golden 3DS.

Once I insert my Omega Ruby copy I suddenly find myself in an anthro version of My Little Pony, except I have my backpack from Omega Ruby and 7 pokeballs each with powerful Pokemon from my current team: a mischievous Hoopa, a fancy shiny Metagross, an evil mysterious Darkrai, a sassy Latios, two legendary Pokemon who could burn the world, and finally my loyal Sceptile. and Hoopa's prison bottle with dark evil magic. Let the adventure begin.

Warning: contains strong language, and set during season 4 finale

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy vs. Shower

Cleaning has never been a problem for Fluttershy.
Until she saw how humans do it.

Special thanks to FloydienSlip and Blueshift for editing.

Using a human shower is intuitive.
For a human.
Fluttershy is not a human.

Written for a close friend.

Special thanks to Door Belle for editing.

This story is a sequel to The Implicit Neighs

Obligation has always been a central pillar of the Orzhov Syndicate. The obligation of debt to one's lenders, duty to one's superiors, adherence to one's contracts. None are more obligated than the debt-foals, ponies sold into slavery so their families can be free. The most prestigious of them, Rarity Belle-of-Karlov, is held up as the ultimate expression of what a debt-foal can become.

Octavia Melody-of-Zolcov is most definitely not Rarity. After today, she might not even be herself.

Second place in the Sharktavia group's Sharktavia contest.

Anon has a mare problem. A big mare problem. During the day, they treat him just fine. However, when night falls... that's where their inner desires rise to the surface and attempt to take Anon by force.

Note: A parody many horror games, including Five Nights at Freddies and SCP Containment Breach.

Mrs. Cake's cheating ways were bound to catch up with her someday, and it seems this day has come. Without her husband there, she's found she cannot do anything right, including cooking. Unfortunately for Anon, he's gotten caught up in this, and now all he can do is try to offer a little comfort and reassurance to the sobbing pony.

Comfort doesn't exactly come naturally to Anon, though. And what she's asking of him is a little hard to stomach.

After an unexpected spa day with Rarity, Rainbow Dash looks just so cute you just can't stand it. No, really, she's adorable! It's downright hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could possibly come of doing that, right?

Warning: Contains Anon, contains violence.

Listen to a full narration of the story by Fire Rain HERE!