My Little Pokemon: Rings of Darkness

by Napalm monster


Chapter 10: They Call Me Whoop-Ass Jones.

As the four Alicorn princesses stood in the throne room explaining to Twilight the necessary steps to ensure Tirek wouldn't get the Alicorn magic in his grasp, Twilight remained reluctant to be the sole keeper of the three princesses magic.

"Why me?" She asked, ears dropped.

"We do not believe that Tirek is aware that a fourth Alicorn princess exists in Equestria. If we transfer our magic to you, Tirek will not know where it has gone." Celestia explained.

"Do you understand what we're asking of you?" Cadence asked.

"Yes. It's just I'm only now learning how to control my own Alicorn magic. To take on even more-"

"Twilight, you represent the Element Of Magic." Cadence said, holding Twilight's hoof, "If there is anypony who can do this, it's you."

"Taking on this task will be one of the most difficult things I'll ever do, but with the help of my friends–" Twilight was cut off by Celestia.

"I'm sorry, Princess Twilight, but you must keep your new abilities a secret. I fear that your friends being aware of your new power could put them at great risk. Do you still think you can take on this responsibility?" Celestia asked.

"This is the role I am meant to play as a princess of Equestria! I will not fail to do my duty! "

Celestia smiled, "Then we must begin at once."


Wanted:

Name: Omega, No other known alias.

Reward: 30,000 bits, alive.


Description: Alien creatures attacked Elements of Harmony and is considered a threat to Equesrtia. Described to have pony features, but small, diminutive ears, no muzzle, no tail, no fur, except mane. Accompanied by strange and powerful creatures of unknown origins. Do not engage. if seen, report to local guards whereabouts or any information to aid capture.

"Well that's fucking beautiful!" I said sarcastically.

It's bad enough now I have to deal with the racist, blue, water, sperm, now I can't go anywhere. My feature are very distinguishing from these ponies, given how it's easy to spot me in a crowd.

'Yo, dey really don't like you. Man, good thang Xerny-Z sent me, look like y'all could use all the help you can get.' Manaphy chortled.

I sighed, then crumpled the wanted poster into a small ball before tossing it over my shoulders and walking deeper into the woods. Since there was nowhere safe for me to go without being spotted, I stuck around the area near town, of course hidden in the forest. I had Hoopa ring us close to that barn with the apple trees surrounding the area. After breakfast and munching on a few apples with my pokécrew, Metagross, asked,

'Uh, dear boy. Can you kindly explain to me once more how you came to procure Manaphy here?' Metagross asked.

"Stupid, fucking Xerneas thinks I need a babysitter, so she sent Manaphy of all Pokemon to keep an eye on me." I replied, much to Manaphy's annoyance.

'Yo, don't be hatin' on me cause Xerny sent me. Y'all da one dat started beef with a bunch of Rapidash.'

'Yes, whose fault was that?' Metagross asked sarcastically, 'Starting 'beef', with the locals.'

"Oh, so now we're playing the blame Omega game. Why don't you blame me for cancer or famine, huh? It's not my fault they overreacted." I replied, with a sullen tone.

'Man, you trippin'. Seriously, yer crew needs me more than I thought.

I quickly thought of saying something in retort, but my mind dissuaded me, as I didn't have the energy to trash talk back at the blue little shitball. So we just walked, passing the apple trees.

As we continued on, I noticed Hoopa was uncharacteristically quiet, which made me concern. I slowed down my pace to his "floating speed".

Sensing something wrong I immediately spoke up, "Okay, what's wrong?"

Hoopa looked at me with a cocked brow, "What Omega-kan mean?"

"Don't give me that innocent bullshit, you haven't said a word since I released you," I pointed, "Now, tell your Uncle Omega what's the problem."

Hoopa sighed and his arms drooped , "Hoopa, didn't mean to start fight. Hoopa just wanted to please Omega-kan"

I sighed, guilt hitting me like a kick to the face, "I know, I know. It's not all your fault you know."

That didn't seem to perk Hoopa, he had the same sullen disposition as before, "Hoopa, knows."

"Oh come one," I said cheerfully, "You made a mistake, who cares. You can't let that eat you up forever."

Hoopa shook his head, "Hoopa not upset over doughnuts."

I raised a brow, moving closer, "Then what?"

"Hoopa been having nightmares." Hoopa said quietly, "About, self and...shadow"

I scoffed, "Please, I wouldn't worry about him, he's in the backpack. Hurting no one."

"Hoopa still get bad feel when Hoopa think of shadow."

I quickly put my arm around Hoopas neck, pulling him closer, "Hey, it's okay. Aslong as your with us, we'll protect you Hoops."

Hoopa looked up at me with a rather hopeful look in his eyes, "Promise to Hoopa, Omega-kan."

"Of course," I affirmed, "Hey, you think anyone is gonna mess with a guy with Groudon, Reshiram, and Darkrai on there team. That's crazy."

Hoopa chuckled, "Ok, Hoopa thanks Omega-kan."

'Sir, look,' Metagross piped up, 'Over there.'

We quickly spotted a wooden clubhouse with a ramp leading up to it. Pretty simple looking, with wooden railings on the side of the platform. Easily accessible for a child, unfortunately I had crouch low due me being past the age limit to enter this building. Me, Hoopa, and Manaphy inspected the interior. It was definitely some clubhouse for kids. Some drapes on the window, crude drawings on the wall, nothing too unexpected.

"Okay," I said, gaining my pokemons attention, "I think we should stay, take a break here. Then move on once we're rested."

"Hoopa votes yes on that idea!" Hoopa agreed, ringing a pillow where he rested his head on, relaxing.

'Aight, I'm down, wit dat.' Manaphy nodded, crossing her arms behind her head.

'Sir, I don't think that would be wise, there are too many variables where this could go array, our chances-

I cut off Metagross instantly by pulling out his pokeball and sucking him inside before he continued to nag my ear off, "And in you go."

Manaphy's chortle was heard, 'Dude, tha's cold'

"Uh-huh." I nodded, smirking at my decision.


The now reduced Mane five walked along the dirt road from Ponyville General, accompanied by the CMC who ran over to the hospital after hearing about their sisters injuries and afflictions. Applejack looked okay, only a few bandages wrapped around her arm, while Rainbow Dash looked worse for wear, she had a crippled wing which was temporary. She wore a cast around her wing and had an unpleasant grimace on her expression.

"When I get my hands on that alien punk, he's dead." Rainbow grumbled which caught the ears of the rest of her friends.

Applejack rolled her eyes, "Oh yeah, look how well that went last time."

Rainbow growled, "I'd like to see how tough he is without a giant red dragon to hide behind."

"So is it true?" Applebloom asked, curiously, "Ya'll really tangled with aliens."

"You think a normal pony did this to me?" Rainbow asked, pointing to her wings.

Applejack nudged Rainbow with her shoulder, "We're not sure what they really were sugarcube. But I know they weren't ponies."

Rarity nodded "Well somepony really should teach that alien fellow, as he called himself, some manners and how to act infront of a lady."

"Oh come on Rarity," Pinkie bounced, "Aside from being a doughnut theif, he actually seemed pretty funny."

Rarity scoffed, "Still, he was quite rude. Except for that Metagross, he seemed like such a gentlemen." She said, her cheeks heating up.

"Oh! Give me a break!" Rainbow exasperated, "These are the same guys that attacked and injured me and AJ, and you guys are saying nice things about them."

"As much as it bothers me," AppleJack nodded, "Dash has a point, their nothing but a crew of scoundrels and criminals."

"Exactly," Scootaloo spoke, "No one hurts Rainbow Dash and walks away with it. These aliens gotta pay."

"Thanks squirt." Rainbow acknowledged, "See Scootaloo is the only one who has a clue."

"Well, maybe we can ask Discord?" Fluttershy proposed, slightly meek, "He would be a big help finding the alien."

"Isn't he busy finding that magic theif, Tirek?" Rarity asked.

"He must be really hard to find if Discord hasn't caught him yet." AppleJack said.

"Can you imagine if we caught the alien?" Sweetie wondered, "I wonder what an alien catching cutie mark would look like?"

"A UFO maybe?" Bloom guessed.

"Which reminds me," Rarity said, "Why don't you girls play along somewhere else, we need to go see Twilight anyway. Poor dear, she probably is still tired from that awful battle."

"Ok Rarity." Sweetie said before heading towards the clubhouse with Bloom and Scootaloo in tow, behind her.


"Ok, so tell me," I said, "If your from the Pokemon world, how did you pick up that accent?"

Manaphy raised an eyebrow, 'Accent? You trippin', I ain't got'z no accent.'

After settling in the clubhouse and getting comfortable. Me and Manaphy were going through a round of questions, while Hoopa slept in the pillow he ringed.

"O.....Kay." I said uncomfortable, "Then tell me, how long have you known Xerny."

Manaphy chuckled, 'Yo, me and Xerny go waaaay, the fuck back. We're both literally thousands of years old, man. We used to be super tight until her brother. Man that dude was all kinds of cra, he killed like thousands of humans and Pokemon.'

I gulped at this knowledge, didn't help the fact he was currently hunting me down.

'Ah, but don't be trippin', yo. Y'all got a solid team, so yer good homie.'

That made happy I had my new friends to back me up in a fight.

My musing was cut as I heard Hoopa yawning loudly. Hoopas yawning was contagious, cause I let out a yawn that followed. I soon started feeling tired.

"You know what," I said to Manaphy, "Hoopas got the right idea, did you come with your own pokeball by the way? I usually go to sleep faster when I'm by myself. And since we're in a building, I don't think I'll need protection from predators."

'Weeeeell,' Manaphy drawled, contemplating due to her mission, 'I promised Xerny I'd keep an eye on y'all. But I'll let y'all chill on yer own if ya promise not to snitch.'

"Hey," I shrugged, grinning widely, "Snitches get stitches."

Manaphy bursted out with laughter, 'Mah homeboy!'

Manaphy glowed brightly white before her arms and antennas disappeared. She took a more oval form before shrinking down. The glowing dissipated, and in her place was a blue egg with a red dot, the same as the one on Manaphy's chest.

I was a bit surprised by this. But I've learned through experience, better to not ask questions. So I gently grabbed Manaphy's egg and placed it, leaning against the wall. Then grabbing Hoopas pokeball and returning him. I leaned against the wall before slowly closing my eyes, Manaphy's egg glowing next to me.


It didn’t take long for the Cutie Mark Crusaders to reach their club house. On the way the crusaders shared their thoughts on the alien.

"I saw it," Applebloom began, "I saw it all tha way from SweetApple Acres. This big, red, wingless dragon."

"I know," Scootaloo nodded, "I saw the Sonic Rainboom. It was epic!"

"But do you guys really think this alien is dangerous?" Sweetie asked.

"If it hurt Rainbow and Blooms sister, then it mustn't be good news," Scootaloo grimaced, "If I ever see that alien punk, I'm takin' him on."

"Ah don't know," Bloom said with worry, "If ours sisters and Twilight couldn't take 'em, I doubt we could do anything."

"Oh come on," Scootaloo rolled her eyes, "have a little faith in us Bloom."

Applebloom crossed her arms and pouted, "I do have faith! But we never fought an alien before."

"Well I doubt we'll ever see one." Sweetie said, climbing up the stairs to the clubhouse.

When they opened the doors. A trio of gasps echoed throughout the area near. The CMC eyes widened at what they were staring at. After a moment of silence, Sweetie Belle spoke.

"I-is t-that what I t-think it is?"

Both crusaders nodded silently. Too stunned to even blink.


Goddamn, I felt stiff. Too bad this place didn't have a pillow. My arms felt numb, I tried moving them, but they still felt numb. Wait, my legs felt numb to. I then heard voices.

"I'm surprised you didn't get a cutie mark on rope tying." Said a scratchy tomboy voice.

Cutie mark? That sounds like a gay sticker for little girls.

I opened my eyes and was surprised to find more of those human ponies. Three of them surrounded me, with me in a bind. Rope covered my entire form, all the way down to my ankles.

My captors in question were three girls. One was yellow with a red mane and a pink bow, wearing a yellow plain shirt that matched her fur color, she had short jeans and orange boots with a red design. The unicorn one wore a flowing white dress with purple trimmings, long socks, and mary janes for girls. Finally the pegasus, looked like a tomboy with orange fur, a short purple mane, and orange plain shirt, green cargo shorts with extra pockets, visible white socks, and blue sneakers.

Weird, these ponies seem younger. Must be children.

Children playing with my stuff! The yellow one has my backpack and the orange one is playing with Manaphy's egg.

"Hey!" I yelled, startling them and making them jump from my outburst, "Let go of my stuff!"

They all gasped, and the white one spoke, "He's awake!"

"Yeah I'm awake!" I started, "And I'm gonna spank some naughty kids for touching my stuff and...tying me!" I grunted, squirming in the rope. Writhing violently for freedom, but the rope was too strong.

"What do we do?" Scootaloo asked, nervous.

I stopped squirming and stopped when I noticed a heap of items near the door. That was my stuff from the backpack. My eon flute, Groudons ruby, scuba gear, ice heal, and other junk. These little hoodlums rummaged through my stuff without permission!

"Hey! You little hoodlums went through my bag!?"

The yellow one perked up and raised a brow, "This thing? It's amazin', it's like it's got no end. Ya also got a lot of weird stuff in there mister alien."

"Thank you," I closed my eyes and stuck my nose in the air, "But that's none of your business."

There was a pause of silence, I saw how the curious eyes of my captors saw me with great interest. It was humiliating, given how much I survived, only to be captured by children.

"So your the alien who gave Rainbow so much trouble, huh?" The orange one said, "You don't look so tough."

"Wait, Rainbow?" I asked, "That same Rainbow pony?"

"The one and only." Scootaloo smirked, regarding highly of her.

"Wait a minute girls!" The yellow one with the bow said, "Y'all realize we captured the alien. Something our sisters couldn't do."

"I know!" Scootaloo nodded, "See Bloom, faith can take you a long way if you have it."

"No," she shook her head, "It means we could get our cutie mark for alien capturing!"

Scootaloo gasped as she reared with excitement, "That would make an awesome cutie mark!"

"Yay!" Sweetie cheered.

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ALIEN CATCHERS!"

My ears cringed at the high volume. But that wasn't the worse. Much to my horror and embarrassment, they lifted down they're pants, and up they're skirt. I blushed strongly at this scene. They pressed their flanks against each other, regarding them with gleeful anticipation. But that glee quickly shifted to dissapointment as nothing happened as they expected. They then (thank god) lifted their pants and down their skirts.

I sighed in relief, while the kids looked sad.

"Still nothin'?" Applebloom said, her voice filled with dissapointment.

"Darn it!" Scootaloo cursed, frustrated.

If I had my hands free. I'd scratch my head. What are these kids talking about? Damn aliens, and their....erh, hum...alien ways. Yes, damn them for that.

Anyway while I mused on, my captors spoke among themselves.

"So what should we do with him?" Sweetie asked.

"What do you mean?" Scootaloo replied, brow cocked, "Rainbow and the others are looking for him. Might as well take him to them and deliver him."

My heart sank at that. I doubt those older ponies would be happy to see me after that stunt I pulled on them. They would most likely rip my limbs off for attacking them with Groudon.

The yellow one spoke, "And this wouldn't happen have anything to do with impressing Rainbow Dash would it?" She asked like the answer was obvious.

Scootaloo scratched her chin innocently and looked up to the ceiling, "Maybe."

I couldn't go back to them, I had to stop these kids before I land in jail or an experiment table where they dissect me. If I ever return to Earth, I will use my Pokemon to liberate frogs everywhere.

"Wait, don't!" I said desperately, "Please!"

Scootaloo crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes, "Why not, your a bad guy. And Rainbow Dash would be thrilled to hear I captured you."

"You?!" Applebloom replied, angrily.

"I mean, we, of course." Scootaloo corrected.

"Uh," I muttered nervously, "Listen, it was all a huge misunderstanding."

"Was attackin' ma sister a misunderstanding?" AppleBloom asked sarcastically, "Y'all put her in the hospital."

"Mine too." Sweetie added, looking none the happier.

"Really?" I said in disbelief on how big of a coincidence this was, " those were your sisters? Actually, I can see some of the resemblance. Ha-ha, small world."

"Yeah, and y'all hurt them." AppleBloom scowled.

"Uh, that was because.." I paused for a second, looking frantic, "They attacked me!"

"Wait," Sweetie said, "They attacked you?"

"That doesn't sound like Rainbow at all." Scootaloo said suspicion in her tone.

"That was because a....a, uh," I stammered, my mind filing through excuses, "they were mind controlled into believing I was a bad guy."

"Mind control?" They all said in unison, some tilting their head.

"Yes!" I said quickly, "I came to your planet seeking refuge from this big alien, calls himself Yveltal. He couldn't find me so he sent this pulse across your world to its...uh, mightiest heroes to find and attack me."

Scootaloo shrugged, "Well it's true, Rainbow is pretty mighty."

The others gave her an annoyed expression, but the white one inquired, "But why would this Yveltal wanna make our sisters and friends attack you."

"Because I have a secret weapon! Which would make Yvetal stronger and destroy your planet." I made up.

Technically it wasn't made up, I just bended the truth a bit.

The fillies looked at me with amazement. They actually belived my story. Kids. So cute, so gullible.

They looked at one another. They became more curious and decided to introduce themselves to me.

"Wow," Applebloom smiled, "Well it's nice to meet y'all mister, I'm Applebloom."

"I'm Sweetie Belle."

"And I'm Scootaloo." The orange pegasus said with confidence in her voice.

Suddenly all three of them huddled together. "And together we are-"

"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS"

God! And my mom worried about me going deaf from putting the volume too high on my headphones. Fuck that, these girls would beat my headphones to it.

After recovering from the ringing in my hearing, I spoke, "Okay, ow! My ears."

"Sorry," Sweetie apologized, "We get that a lot."

Scootaloo then got serious and stood over me, "Ok, so tell us more about who are you alien, tell us about your world."

I inwardly smirked, and decided to see how far I could go with this, "I'm a hero of my world. I saved it not once, but twice! From that red dragon which I tamed into being my servant, and a magical deer that reanimated the deceased and created zombies."

Scootaloo scoffed, unconvinced, "Please, Zombies? Deers?"

"Oh yes!" I said, "It happened, I saved my planet from destruction." I claimed, remembering my exploits of X and Omega Ruby.

Which reminded me, if Xerneas was supposed to give life. Then, why was she such a threat in Pokemon X? Maybe I missed something in the game.

Anyway I continued, "I lead a group of powerful warriors. On my own I'm not much, but my strategic mind and superior battle tactics alone has brought gods and deities to follow me and listen to me."

"Wow!" All three fillies said in unison.

"Where are yer warriors?" Asked Applebloom.

I looked back at the heap and noticed an empty pokeball, "See that red and white ball?"

Sweetie gave a frustrated sigh, "Yeah, no offense but that ball sucks. It doesn't bounce at all and it's made of metal."

"Well you see little one, it's a-a teleportation receiver that teleports my warriors whenever I need them the most."

"Whoa." They all said, impressed.

"Wait," Applebloom said, "We never did ask what is yer name?"

I smiled, and repeated the first thing that came to my mind. Sure I could have used Omega, but I wanted to hear someone call me this.

"They call me....." I paused for dramatic tension.

The fillies leaned in closer, eager to hear the alias I had chosen.

"Whoop-Ass Jones." I smirked.