My Little Pokemon: Rings of Darkness

by Napalm monster


Chapter 17: That Short Chapter.

"-ok." I finished explaining to everyone.

They just stared at me really awkwardly for a few seconds, processing in their heads what I told them all a few seconds ago. Metagross had that stuck face that was so hard to read, but his eyes seemed somewhat wider. Manaphy had a raised brow, but that was just it, and the crusaders shared the same expression. All while Hoopa hovered next to me.

"Wait," Applebloom said, after a long period of silence, "What in pony feathers is a 3DS?"

'Yes, quite.' Metagross said, 'I don't think I've heard of such of a device.'

I huffed, "Look it really doesn't matter. Someone might as well serve me to Yveltal with my ass spreaded, cause I am royaly fu-"

'SIR!' Metagross said abruptly, I turned to see him holding the Crusader with his legs over Scootaloo and Sweetie's ears, 'There are children present. Please refrain from the unnecessary swearing.'

I turned and crossed my arms, "Well I am. Yveltal is gone kill me so dead, what's the point!?"

"But Mr. Jones, there has to be another way?" Sweetie said, clinging to hope.

I gasp, and dramatically pointed to her, "Yes, let's just run away, go to another dimension and hide. That's been working for me so far!"

"But what about our homes?" Scootaloo asked, "What about Equestia?"

I put an arm to my side and waved her off dismissively, "You're young, you'll get over it quickly."

"But what about our sisters and friends?" Sweetie said her voice shaking, almost sadly, "Our families, we can't leave them with that monster."

I sighed longingly, hunched over and dragged my face down, "God, why is this happening to me?"

'How should I know?' Arceus said from the other side of the door that we were right next to.

"No! not fucking you!" I replied loudly.

'Man, I say we go back to Equestria, roll in wit da homies and have Reshiram burn dat crackers dick off and we be outta dere, you ain't ever gonna see a Manaphy be gone, like me be gone!' Manaphy suggested, crossing her arms across her chest.

I sighed and scratched the side of my head, "There's gotta be a better way then that. Yveltals immortal."

'Sir, he's a Pokémon.' Metagross stated.

"Yeah, and?"

'What is the one thing humans do when they encounter a wild Pokémon?'

"Obviously, they capture iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" I trailed on, finally getting on to what Metagross was hinting at, "-iiiiiiiii-I feel like such a dumbass."

'Well that not anything new, sir.' Metagross replied, hiding a smirk.

"Okay new plan!" I proclaimed, "We go back challenge Yveltal and weaken him. With this!" I said presenting my newly reacquired golden 3DS.

Everyone went "OOOooo!" at the sight of it as it shines in the light, that mysteriously appeared once I showed them the 3DS.

"What in the name of Celestia is that?" Applebloom asked.

"It's so cooool!" Scootaloo remarked, gazing at it curiously.

"This is the 3DS I was talking about earlier."

"Uh, Mr. Jones, what does it do exactly?" Sweetie asked.

My look of confidence soon melted, "Huh, Arceus said I would find out when I use it."

'Man, that cryptic jerk never likes giving a straight answer, do he?'

'It seems we'll have to figure out this conundrum out as soon as we venture back to Equestria.' Metragross said.

Hoopa smirked knowing what Metagross was indicating.

'Ali-Hoopa-Ring!'


All of Ponyville was in disarray. The now corrupted Mane 5, Spike and Discord, created unrest as they searched Omega in the name of Yveltal. All the anthro ponies were scared out of their homes as one of Yveltals minions would trespass and begin destroying the interior of each and every home, searching for their targets.

Yveltals was perched on the roof of the clock tower, he gritted his sharp teeth, his patience waning, the only thing that kept him composed and satisfied was watching the battle between the centaur he fought earlier and the purple equine. It seemed like a stalemate, and they would be at this all day. They also seemed too busy focusing their energy, power, and hate towards each other to notice what was happening in town.

'Foolish creatures.' he whispered, 'Their squabbles will prove useless once I gain control of the Ultra Beasts. But this still proves to be quite entertaining, hmmm, perhaps they'll kill each other.'

"Uhm, e-excuse me." Said a soft voice.

Yveltal turned to the corrupted Fluttershy hovering behind him not too far, 'Yes slave? Anything worthy to report?'

"We're having some trouble finding t-the target s-s-sir," Corrupted Fluttershy said in a more than usual, nervous tone, "We searched half of Ponyville, and I thin-"

'So search the other half of this putrid city!' Yveltal rudely cut her off, 'Dont stop now!'

"B-but," Fluttershy stammered, "what if they're not in Ponyville anymore, they could have gone to the Everfree forest."

Yveltal growled, 'How can one human child evade me this greatly!? This makes no sense!'

"Oh what fun is there making sense?" Said a mischievous voice from nowhere.

Discord appeared next to Yveltal suddenly, with a green lawnchair under him, he waved at his master and Fluttershy, "Hello! Am I interrupting anything?"

'How dare you play games with me.' Yveltal growled, 'For your sake I hope a good excuse is present to why your not searching for the boy.'

Discord just casually filed his talons, "Oh I haven't been looking at all."

'What!?'

"I thought it was obvious, you were aware of my reality altering powers. I could've presented them to with a snap of my fingers if I wanted to."

Discord was suddenly and angrily grabbed by Yveltals talons as he was now brought face to face with an angry Yveltal, his neck stretched comedically.

'You had this power the whole time and you kept it hidden from me!?' Yveltal exasperated, 'I should kill you,-NO! I want to kill you!'

"Don't be so hard on him master." Fluttershy stepped in, "Discord is just like that, he is the god of chaos after all."

'god!?' Yveltal repeated in near disbelief, loosening his grip on Discords elastic neck, 'More like a clown'

"Well," Discord retorted quickly, "Atleast I don't look like a bacon disaster-"

Yveltal just squeezed Discords neck tighter to the point of cutting off any air, he then pulled Discord to the point where both their faces were touching, Yveltals eyes flashed as he talked in a soft, quiet tone that made Discords hair stand up, 'WATCH...YOUR...TONGUE...before you lose it.'

Yveltal soon released Discords neck, causing his head to be squished deep between his shoulder, Discord grabbed his horn and pulled his neck back to normal length.

'Bring him here, NOW!'


Twilight and Tirek huffed exhaustedly, the battle drained them of their energy. It was obvious that there would be no obvious winner, Tirek with all the magic in Equestria, easily rivaled the magic of all the Alicorn princesses. The two exhausted opponents just glared across from each other, until Tirek had an idea.

"It appears we are at an impasse." Tirek smirked, "How about a trade, Princess Twilight?"

Tirek then snapped his fingers expecting the Mane five to be trapped above head, so he could use them as a bargaining chip. But nothing materialized. Confused, Tirek snapped his fingers, but the results were all the same.

"Enough stalling Tirek!" Twilight snapped, "There is nothing you have that I want!"

Still confused, Tirek growled, "Even your friends?"

Twilight gasped, "What have you done with them!?"

"I've drained them of their magic, but I don't understand, they should be here by now, something is blocking my magic from reaching them." Tirek said, clearly annoyed.

Twilight shook her head, "No! You're just trying to get my guard down, I won't let you!"

Twilight ignited her horn and flew towards Tirek.

"Fine!" Tirek said angrily, "So much for my initial plan. AARGGH!"

Both opponents clashed, with a magical shockwave. Starting round 2.