• Member Since 30th Dec, 2011
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Blueshift


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Sky Stinger thinks that the Holy Grail is hidden down his toilet. He must get it out to win Vapor Trail's love!

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Well.

...Yeah I got nothing. Take my like and... I dunno. Something.

Nice work?

~Skeeter The Lurker

yes it's a masterpiece

I read this the last time, when it was written. Did someone else publish it?

8091911 No, it just lived on my gdocs for about half a year!

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TRULY AN INSTANT FANDOM CLASSIC

WE MUST GET CHRIS ON THIS PRONTO

8091911
I wrote a clopfic with a few of the same jokes in it because Blueshift and I are terrible people.

8091920 But they came from my brain! (Like most things :( )

.....I think I'm not getting a few jokes here.

Well, that definitely went in a different direction than I anticipated from the first line onward.

So much 'wat'. It's on the table. It's coated the walls. It's stained the floor. The 'wat' has drenched the TV. It has soaked the bedsheets. The windows are covered in 'wat'. The 'wat' is everywhere. Just like Vapor Trail's puke. :rainbowlaugh:

Wait. I spy, with my little eye, something green in this sea of 'wat'! It's an upvote! Here, have it, though you might wanna clean it off first. :raritywink:

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THIS A REAL SHITTER HAHAHAHAHA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

I...

...All of my I don't evens. Just... all of my I don't evens.

I like to think the anime spreadsheet was inspired by me. But in my defense, I was trying to watch 4 or 5 series at once and kept forgetting which episode of each I was on.

I actually have a wife.

Let's play some Magic the Gathering, but I have modified the cards so that they have proper anime eyes.

Part of me takes offense at this. Part of me reluctantly notes that in one Japanese product, Wizards did that themselves.
...
After reading the rest of the story, I'm just going to focus on being miffed about this part.

This was one of the most disgustingly random things I've ever read.:ajbemused:
....
*gives a thumbs up*

Better than some other stories I've seen.

8/10

Classic, instant like. :pinkiecrazy:

This gave me flashbacks.

I upvoted, then downvoted, then upvoted again. I would rather have all of those count at the same time. :derpytongue2:

What happened

What happened to make you this way

I want to help, Blueshift.

How did I miss this when it came out?

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